Angry Birds: Criminal Masterminds

Angry Birds: Criminal Masterminds is a game created in 2201 where you play as each member of the flock and complete missions assigned by unnamed other birds.

Plot
The game begins with the flock being involved in a terrorist bombing on a building they were working in. The PTSD from that event traumatises them to the point of complete and utter insanity. They go rogue and become criminal masterminds.

In the first mission of the game, you play as Chuck. The mission is assigned to you from a random man who wants you to harass random citizens with a stroller and take the babies from inside. He states he will probably throw them into an incinerator and then overdose on helium to avoid being found by the cops who will eventually infiltrate the apartment. Once you complete the mission there is a heated argument amongst the flock of how Chuck will do anything for money. This causes The Blues to tie him to a log and roll him off a fucking bridge. Chuck survives however, and equips the iron man gauntlets and starts fighting the blues. In the second mission you fight against Chuck with Iron Man powers while Red gangbangs a group of homeless people, causing The Blues to become horny and distracted.

After completing that mission, Chuck is defeated for good except that he isn't and he breaks the bridge that they were fighting on, killing The Blues and Red. Chuck survives but is permanently traumatised by the fact he has killed someone. However, he goes to Burger King and orders a burger. The third mission is just Chuck eating a fucking burger.

In the fourth mission, the story of Bomb and Matilda is explained. Bomb is a mafia boss and Matilda is a chav with 4 children. 2 of them could've been stolen in the first mission, crashing the game. The fourth mission involves Matilda going to several houses to shag random people while Bomb tries to handle shipments of cocaine to the Minion Pigs. In the fifth mission you have to modify Bomb's drug van to have miniguns in preperation for the sixth mission where you try to destroy Chuck's apartment for killing The Blues and Red. After destroying the base, Chuck fully goes sicko mode and loads Bomb's truck with sticky bombs and explodes it. Bubbles also appears out of nowhere and revives The Blues and Red for no reason for the cost of Bomb's death.

Trivia

 * Downloading the game for the PC version contains ransomware forcing you to pay Chuck your life savings so he can fulfill his ketamine addiction.