Spin on Wood

Spin on Wood is the third episode of the first season of The Crazy Query Show.

Transcript

 * Chuck: Finally! I finished my wooden coaster!
 * Red: Cool.
 * Query: Can I ride it?
 * Jake: Us too!
 * Chuck: Well, I need to test if the ride is safe.
 * Minion Pig #1: Can we ride it?
 * Minion Pig #2: Please? I know we’re the bad guys, but still!
 * Chuck: Sure! Go ahead. [the pigs get in]
 * Red: Haha. Nice one.
 * Query: Hopefully the ride is stupidly unsafe.
 * Minion Pig #1: Whee! This is fun! [the cart goes flying off the tracks] Not anymore. Argh!
 * Minion Pig #2: This isn’t good, brother! [they pop]
 * Chuck: What a simple way to earn the 10K.
 * Query: Bruh! Those pigs died and gave you 5000 points each so you go and spit that rhyme? Jeez!
 * Red: Well, it’s not intended for piggies, right?
 * Query: Chuck?
 * Chuck: Sorry! Was already working on it! I’m stabilising the track system.
 * Red: Pardon?
 * Jim: Please! We want to ride it!
 * Chuck: But do you want to get stuck on the ride, or worse, DIE ON IT?
 * Jay: Now we don’t want to go on the ride ever!
 * Query: Now you’ve scared them.
 * Jake: Scared? Petrified!
 * Red: Uhm, what’s that in the sky?
 * Moustache Pig: [in a helicopter] Hey! I saw you chumps with your killer ride. I’m here to bomb it!
 * Chuck: Hey! It’s still in a beta phase! Don’t be so harsh.
 * Moustache Pig: There’s no such thing as too harsh in my books. On with the destruction! [he drops a bomb]
 * Red: No!
 * Jay: I wanted to ride that!
 * Jake: You were just saying you never wanted to.
 * Jay: Not until it was stabilised!
 * Chuck: That’s it! You’re getting chucked! [gets into a slingshot and fires]
 * Moustache Pig: Like you could hit me.
 * Chuck: I’m dead serious! [destroys the helicopter]
 * Moustache Pig: We’re going down! [crashes]
 * Query: Well that was silly.
 * Red: They were only meaning to protect their piggies, but did they really need to take it all out on that ride? To be fair Chuck, you could’ve closed it. Chuck?
 * Chuck: Help! Moustache Pig has me!
 * Moustache Pig: I had a parachute, fools.
 * Chuck: Get off me! [tries to speed boost] Too tired.
 * Red: GUYS! Get in the slingshot!
 * Jake: On it! The pigs will surrender after this! [flies into moustache pig and frees Chuck]
 * Chuck: Oof! Thanks, Jake. Moustache Pig was beginning to smell like mayonnaise.
 * Moustache Pig: Hey! Cut out the witty comments! I’m trying to surrender.
 * Jim: Oh, alright.
 * Jay: See ya then!
 * Red: So Chuck, you wanna stabilise that ride?
 * Chuck: Actually, I have a better idea.
 * [title card says 4 days later]
 * Chuck: How about a steel coaster?
 * Jake: It’s amazing!
 * Jay: I’m getting on it first!