Sasuke Bird

Sasukeee bird is from the     blood demon and half risotto (thats my dads favourite food and he said to type it) CLAN hidden in the desert of mountain fuji (he is japean)

his best friend is garfield (not bird)

his lowver is mikasa bird, shes pretty hot



marriage
his marriage to mikasa bird was a long and loving marriage and there was no divorce, it went on until he died and he was married

History
Birth he was bordn to a big men and anoother big man, they were quite huge B) andt then they both died lelaving him orphaned

racist past he had a brief racist past when his sworn enimies the pigs decided that they were very unracist so he was racist because the pigs werent and he wanted to be the oposite of the pigs, but he has seen the error of his ways and has improved now (stopped being racist) Addiction to drugs He was there during the opiates crisis of the 20s, in which he was forced into many mental hospitals for cocaine addiction. During his stays many patients and doctors would describe his behaviour as irrational and paranoid. It is reported that he passed out multiple times when shown a picture of Russian Prince Konstantin of Rostov, currently unknown as to why this is. When asked about it, he only replied "he who is not afraid will be seated second to God" and go back to playing Cookie Run. After his release, Sasuke Bird would go on to become the Co-Founder of Heaven's Gate, eventually leaving due to poor dancing skills.

Death died in the challenger disaster very tragically, he died alone and cold, just as he entered this world

Death Again (Piss Ending) lol ok nerd just drown you loser, drown in the piss huh? just drown in the piss

favorite things
sasuke bird loves

-the color black

-his wife/girlfriend/ mikasa

-his sword (abertastien)

-alphabet soup

-his adoring fans

-women

-the color pink (mikasa)

-being the coolest and strongest bird ever

circumcision
there are many references to circumcision and how it may have affected saskey bird and his development, as it is a very scaring process for children, it could be the reason he is half demon as it allowed demons into his unprotected genitals