User:CornichOink



Welcome, fellow user! My name is CornichOink. I am a cross between a Cornichon, which is a French gherkin, and a pig. I am relatively new to this wiki, and I was hooked in by Angry Birds Ultimate.

I entered this wiki because I wanted to implement my ideas into Angry Birds Ultimate. Inspired by ComboLuigi2000, I will continue to improve stuff on this wiki for as long as I can. I hope you have a fun time here!

See my stuff here!

Backstory
I was a normal minion piggy on Piggy Island. I was actually birthed from the cloning machine at the time of Angry Birds 2. Miraculously, I survived the onslaught of birds; I was the only pig left standing. When I returned to the huge barrel where the all the piggies are crammed in overnight, all of them cheered me on. I was popular through piggy island for a week.

After that, my best friend was snatched by Chef Pig and put in a very unconvincing bird costume, to enter the birds' territory undetected and snatch the eggs for my 'Glorious' and 'Intelligent' King to get his tingling taste buds on them. After that day, I never saw him for 3 months.

Suddenly, I read in a news article in the time of Angry Birds Epic that Piggy McCool, the new name of my friend, was working for the birds as a merchant. I instantly knew I had to win him back. I creeped in the birds' territory, and snuck into Matilda's Garden, there were some strange seeds on the mud patch of the garden glowing purple. I looked around to see if anybody was near, then quickly snacked one.

I looked from behind a bush and saw the birds there, exploring their materials and costumes, and a little further up, I saw Piggy McCool looking happy and giving potions to the birds in exchange for snoutlings. I creeped behind him and whispered to him. He told me he was happier with the birds and that I should join him.

Next, I wasn't feeling so good. Piggy McCool said that I was glowing green. It was those blasted seeds! My back stretched and turned into the vegetable growing near me - a Cornichon. My back hit the bush behind me and alerted the birds, "Birds, A piggy has entered our zone!", they all ran towards me, with their weapons aimed at me.

"I have never seen a pig like you before. Who are you? Don't you dare snatch our eggs!". Before I could argue, Piggy McCool defended me. He told them that I was his best friend and that I am a good pig and will gleefully help the birds, Red did not seem persuaded.

From then onward, I worked with the birds and helped my friend make dishes and more. I am happy to be with the birds and I will help their flock as much as I can, and I eventually got the promotion of Red.

My power-up is unleashing a huge volley of vegetables like the vegetables in the King Pig boss battle in Angry Birds Space: Pig Bang. They deal weak damage, but there are a lot of them and also, why not?

Can I use your Characters and Stuff?
Yes, you may, but please, please, notify me if you want to borrow any of my stuff or if you want to make changes to one of my articles.

Angry Birds Games Rated
This is where I rate the games of Angry Birds that I have played.

11/10 Would Play Again

10/10 Masterpiece

9/10 Phenomenal

8/10 Amazing

7/10 Fantastic

6/10 Good Job

5/10 Meh

4/10 Not Bad

3/10 Bad

2/10 Horrible

1/10 Treacherous

?/10 I Have Not Played It,
 * Angry Birds Classic: 11/10 Would Play Again (If I could), the Classic version of AB was certainly one of the best, but Rovio deleted it for the Angry Birds Movie.
 * Angry Birds Seasons: 10/10 Masterpiece, This is the only remaining Angry Birds game which is almost exactly like the Classic. It doesn't have any of the classic seasons though, which is why I rank it lower than the Classic.
 * Angry Birds Rio: 8/10 Amazing, I didn't really get to explore it, and some levels were too hard. The idea of the Flock power-up and the Samba Bird was fun though.
 * Angry Birds Friends: 10/10 Masterpiece, Although this does not have seasons, It has this mode where you can Arena Battle other players with random free power-ups, which I really like.
 * Angry Birds Space: 9/10 Phenomenal, this game is a beauty, because it has cool birds and an imaginative gravity mechanism, and also some very cool bosses.
 * Angry Birds Star Wars: 8/10 Amazing, this game is a nice crossover and introduces many new birds, unfortunately, I did not have much time to explore it and it was deleted before I could get a good look at it.
 * Angry Birds Star Wars 2: 9/10 Phenomenal, a really cool idea and it unleashes many new birds and strategies. There are many levels, but the master your destiny levels are a bit annoying, as only virus-ridden websites can help you complete these levels.
 * Angry Birds Go: 4/10 Not Bad, the new version of Angry Birds go is not very good. You have to rely on Luxury toolboxes to get you through the game, its pay to win. However, the old version I would put on 11/10. It is so thoughtful and you could actually make it through the game without spending a vault of cash.
 * Angry Birds Epic: 10/10 Phenomenal, everything is epic about it. Rovio didn't even delete it to force everyone to play other games.
 * Angry Birds Transformers: 7/10 Fantastic, an energetic side-scrolling shooter game. It can be a bit annoying when you lose, but it is a nice crossover and addition to Angry Birds. The downside is that it is very annoying to get through and only hackers can get 10000 tokens to get the characters in the events. Also, Rovio spends a lot more time making new transformers than reading the comments on their games and making their other games better.
 * Angry Birds Fight: ?/10
 * Angry Birds 2: 10/10 Masterpiece, A bigger version of AB, but still not the original.
 * Angry Birds Action: 8/10 Amazing, A good version of Pinball, but it can be annoying and hard.
 * Angry Birds Blast: ?/10
 * Angry Birds Evolution: ?/10
 * Angry Birds Match: 3/10 Bad, I am not complaining about the hatchlings, I am complaining about the adverts. Everybody has seen an advert for this game at least 20 times. The piggies didn't even steal the eggs! The Angry Birds are just bullying the pigs for no reason. I don't like this game and think it should be removed.
 * Angry Birds Dream Blast: ?/10
 * Angry Birds VR: Isle of Pigs: 9/10 Phenomenal, A pretty good game with happy birds. It is constantly updated and brings in new levels every now and then. There is a little story line if you take care to look at the ground surrounding you - the birds want to get to a party at the top of a mountain.
 * Bad Piggies: 10/10 Masterpiece, A really cool game with endless combinations. The idea of feeding King Pig is very well designed.
 * Angry Birds Stella: ?/10
 * Angry Birds Pop: 6/10 Good Job, Can be quite hard but is very annoying to play and is similar to Angry Birds Match.

Favourite Angry Birds

 * My 5th favourite Bird is Mighty Eagle. I still like him if I take out the Angry Birds Movie and the Prequel. He is very cool and he gives me a sweet sensation of power whenever I use him.
 * My 4th favourite Bird is Red. Of course, the overly angry protector of the eggs. He stays next to the eggs all year to defend them from the mouth of King Pig. We need to show him a little more respect!
 * My 3rd favourite Bird is Bomb. He is very funny and is awesome. He knows when to calm himself down (sometimes) and always does it, well, he tries at least. As shown in this video.
 * My 2nd favourite Bird is Chuck. Not because that he is fast, but he is clumsy and can be tricked easily, which is really funny.
 * My 1st favourite Bird(s) are the Blues. They are very funny and pull pranks on everybody! They love to skateboard and do archery on whatever they find.

Favourite Bad Piggies
All of them; they are all as funny as each other (except for King Pig, he is beyond the scale)!