ABLA Act 1: A New Beginning

ANGRY BIRDS LEGENDARY ADVENTURE EVENT, ACT 1 A NEW BEGINNING

Hosts
These are the hosts that (sometimes) fight, but usually play as the pigs.

Participants
These are the participants currently fighting in the event. If you take damage, check your HP stat on THIS TABLE, it will change.

Status Effects
Everybody is currently safe.

Inventory
Dave: x1 Red Berry

Icey: x1 Red Berry

Combo: x1 Red Berry

Gestro: x1 Red Berry

Hal: x1 Red Berry

Squid: x1 Red Berry

Omega: x1 Red Berry

Scratch: x1 Red Berry

Lach: x1 Red Berry

Luigi: x1 Red Berry

Story Summary
You start off in King Pig's Castle, trapped in a cage surrounded by a few soldiers. In front of you stands the mighty King Pig...

Soon, you are prisoners of the King, commanding you to do chores while under his nose you plan for escape from your custody.

You don't end up pulling it off. You wake up...somehow...in Cobalt Plateaus?

The Adventure
''Our story starts at midnight. Dim lights around Piggy island go off one by one and birds and pigs soon go, also as one by one, into a deep slumber. Except for you, that is...''

''You wake up in a cage in King Pig's castle, protected pretty heavily. You don't know how to escape. Soldier Pigs surround you, and King Pig stands in front of you, snoring loudly. ''

Dave: wha-Where am I? This is very strange. And my memory of what happened, it's kinda gone blank. Wwait, we must be in King Pig's castle, but why?

''Dave tries to bust out, but the cage is too strong. He thinks about using his paintbrush, but he wants to at least learn why he was trapped.''

Gestro: Ugh,,, what even happened?

Gestro Tries To Use Fireball But It's Too Mettalic To Even Try To Melt It..

Soldier Pig: Hey, pussycat, quit it! Can't you see the King has to talk to you rascals! (ironically, King Pig snores loudly)

Gestro: I Don't Like You.

Combo: Maybe I could use my Electroballs to bust out of this cage? Combo uses Super Shock, since metal is a good conductor of electricity, it helps to melt the cage down. Combo: Yes, it's working! Combo accidentally electrocutes himself in the proccess... Combo: Yikes! At least it didn't hurt too much.

Soldier Pig: They are escaping! Attack them!

''But the tips of their weapons have metal! So they get shocked too!''

King Pig: ( in a sleepy voice) Why does it smell like bacon? Wait a minute...THE BIRDS ARE HERE!

Dave: We're not ALL birds, you know.

Combo: Yeah, King Chubbycheeks the biggest fool in the whole entire Piggy Island.

Gestro: OOOH! Savage Boi!

''Combo takes out an airhorn so big and loud that it breaks the cages. ''

Gestro: OOF! That Was So Loud... Anyway.. let's get Outta Here!

Combo: Gestro, we might have to take care of these Soldier Pigs first.

///People, I told you in the rules that you are not allowed to decide the fate of objects/people you can't control such as the cage. But I'll let it slide.

''Unfortunately, the soldier pigs use an unknown technique to wrangle the gang back up with ropes. You are wrapped up so tightly you cannot commit any actions but can still speak.''

Dave: HOW? I thought the Bad Piggies were dumb!

King Pig: Stop sidetracking! Anyway, the main reason I brought you here is simple. Tell me the coordinates of where the Crystal Eggy is playing hide and seek!

Dave: I have no idea what you are talking about! As he says this, a single drop of sweat drips from his face)

Combo: I do NOT know anything about the Crystal Egg, King Smoothcheeks! Now let us go you foolish fat pig! Ya know, I didn't want to have to do this but I might just have to expose the secret of your empty egg stash which is why you stay up at night... whoops, I spoiled the surprise!

King Pig: (sweats nervously) Well, we know one of you guys knows where it is, (he heard that from an anonymous source), and you're going to be my servants and remain as them until you tell me where it is. You start next morning, but for now, Guards, show these meanies where they'll be sleeping!

Guard 1: On it.

Combo: Also, there's more where that came from.

''Soon you are in the Dungeons, because it's too late for a commute to Piggy Prison at Cobalt Plateaus. Shrouded in complete darkness, behind metal bars, you still don't accept your new reality and try to brainstorm different ways to escape as the Guards toss you your servant uniforms.''

Gestro: Hmm... I think I have a plan to escape...

Dave: (Guards transport him to cell) They confasticated my paintbrush and are planning to incinerate it! Darn, we could have made our retreat!

Gestro: Well, my plan was to tell King Pig fake coordinates. Then, he would leave us alone..

Dave: Good plan! But King Pig will still want to use us as servants even if we tell him the coordinates, what should we do about that?

Gestro: Attack fast when he frees us and before he tells us we're still his servants.

Dave: Ok. You guys can plan that, I need to make a plan to steal back my paintbrush.

Dave: I guess I'll use this chalk to sketch out my plan. Guys, I need you to get a layout of the castle and guards tommorow

Combo: Also, they may have some items in here that we could use, so search around.

Current Objective: Search the room for any items you may find, and formulate a plan before the guards force you guys to sleep.

Combo looks under the bed.

''Combo finds an old, dusty book underneath the bed. It says " 'Tips to becoming a Servant.' 1. Snort a lot. 2. Improve your posture. 3. Never question your master's orders...no, really. Leonard can have quite a temper at times...''

Combo: Uhhhh...

Combo searches other places for stuff.

''He does find a ball near the corner of the room. And the wall appears to have weakened a bit. Most of Combo's teammates have already hit the hay, so Combo has no one to tell his discovery to.''

* Warning: If you proceed to stay up too late you may randomly fall asleep in battle or while committing actions, it's suggested you head to sleep.

Combo: (Lies on the bed) I didn't know the jail-bed was so comfortable... anyway, I'm gonna sleep.

Gestro accidenly falls on the floor while he was sleeping making him wake up..

Gestro: AAA! Oh... I just fell down my bed.. hehe.. silly of me..

Gestro Looks Around The Room

Gestro: Well.. since I am awake I better start searching..

Gestro starts searching around his cage...

(30 minutes later)

Guard 3: LIGHTS OUT!

The guard turns out the lights.

Guard 3 takes off pig nose to reveal he's Omega

Omega: I need to find a way to save my friends and Hal.

[DAY OVER]

(6:00 AM)

Omega prepares for guard duty.

Omega: If I want get them out I must use a key.

Omega finds out that the spear has a simillar shape to the keyholes

Omega: Aha!

The sun shines brightly as you wake up, interrupting your dreams of roaming the Plateaus the next day, but you realise you are still in custody.

King Pig: WaAaAaAaAaAaAaAake UuUuUuUuUuPpPp! Uhh...(looks as list) Gestro, Combo, and Squidy! Get me breakfast! Icey, Hal. Polish my goldware! The rest of you, Scratch, Lach, and Dave must prepare for my big-big-big surprise, hehehe!

Gestro: WE DO NOT WANNA DO THAT YOU- YOU.... STUPIG! GUYS ATTACK NOW!

Omega: (in mind) This is the perfect time to take off my disguise

Omega takes off guard helmet and puts on bandana and proceeds to fight King Pig himself.

Omega takes off pig nose

''But it's actually a 3D king pig model with a speaker in it. The guards quickly wrap up Omega and give him a Neturalizer. Soon pig ninjas come in and toss Neutralizers at everyone in the blink of an eye, however, Gestro escapes and quickly goes up the vents to avoid being caught. The stupid pigs dont even know he left!''

Ninja Pig: Like our newest inventions? Neutralizers! They erase your powers for an hour at a time! Now March, birdbrains!

''Current Objective: Everybody, do the chores you were given. Gestro, there are 5 (currently) explorable rooms: the Lab, King Pig's Room, the Mess Hall (kitchen), the P.O.P. (Protection of Pork-kind), and the Servant's Quarters, explore one of them now. Also, you can attempt to save your friends, but the pigs will be very strong and they Netrualize you at any time, you may want to go to the lab and intersect the shipment of Neturalizers so that the pigs don't get them!''

(Combo and Squidy)'' You discover a room full of cooking materials, delicious dishes and tons of recipes. Even though you are imprisoned you still start to get a little excited! Lach joins you as he got no chore (YET)''

(Icey, Hal and Omega) ''You get the worst chore ever! But you realise you can use your attacks to polish them somehow...by the way, Scratch and me are joining you as King Pig gave us no chore (YET)''

Gestro: UGH! These vents are dusty... anyway.... let's start exploring!

Gestro crawls through the vent leading to the P.O.P Room.

Gestro: Hmm?

Gestro peeks at the top of the room

Omega: (Dusts the goldware quickly with four arms)

''In the P.O.P. room, Gestro sees everything the pigs would need for war. TNT, plunger guns, egg-stealing plans galore. He sees a LOT of pigs training, unfortunately they are lousy aims. Corporal Pig isn't training the troops for some reason ''

Gestro: Hehe....

Gestro drops a Fire Shuriken at the TNT

KABOOM!

''Many piggy soldiers get defeated! Many pigs still want to attack, but Gestro 's shuriken is all it takes to strike fearstrike fear into them. Also, the explosion created holes in the wall to the Mess Hall (where Combo and Squid are) and the Lab. Choose one of them to explore now. If you beat the Mess Hall it gets you to King Pig's Room. If you beat the Lab you get to Servant's Quarters. This is a hard decision because you'd wanna beat up fat King Chubbycheeks over there but you need the Neutralizers!''

Gestro decided to go to the Lab to take the Neutrilizers

''Rubble falls behind Gestro, stopping him from turning back. He heads into the lab without a moment to waste. The shipment is about to come in. A pig on a bike has arrived with the shipment box.''

Combo: What the heck's going on here? I just woke up!

Combo: Oh, my job's cooking! I'm experienced so this shouldn't be a problem! I'll cook up a cheese and onion sandwich for the king.

Combo starts to get the parmesan cheese and grate it, and then starts to caramelise the onions.

It goes pretty well for Combo so far, it even emits an aroma that made Chef Pig jealous.

Combo: All I have to do now is to grill it and then serve it to that King.

After a few minutes, Combo takes the sandwich out of the grill.

Combo: Perfect!

Omega finally dusts the last goldware

Omega: Perfect.

Guard: Ok, now you can go in the kitchen and cook a meal for our king.

(With Combo)

Chef Pig: Zat ees eet, plumber boy! I challenge you to ZE BAKE OFF!

Assistant Chef 1: Can he really just do that?

Assistant Chef 2: The plumber's gonna get BBQ'D!

Assistant Chef 3: Prepare to see a big fried shrimp, boys! A.K.A. Plumber Boy!

Gestro suddenly comes down from the roof with tranquilizers in his hands

Gestro: PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND DON'T MOVE!!

Chef Pig: What? Why? We were joost having ze family friendly bakeoff!! Er-cookoff.

Gestro: Oops! Wrong room!

Gestro jumps back into the vent

Omega: Okay King, I polished and dusted your suprisingly large gold collection. I mean how do you get this stuff and where's the money I earn?

///Icey, sorry, you're not allowed to do what you did, since the goldware is done being dusted. You're supposed to be cooking.

King Pig: You don't get any.

Omega: THAT'S IT! THIS IS FOR DREAMTOWN! (proceeds to attack King Pig)

King Pig: Good thing I have my super strong soldiers to defend myself... oh no. I just overheard with my piggy ears that the Neutralizers are missing!

(Gestro throws them at all the troops)

Soldier pig: We are powerless, oh no!

King Pig: (Sweats nervously)...Wait a minute...(Eyes Dave nervously and pulls out his paintbrush. He looks as some sort of incryption on his paintbrush, and gasps) I always knew it was you. (Throws paintbrush at Dave, knocking him out. He drops a map)

''Everyone is confused. They don't attack immediately.''

King Pig: Yes, this is what I was looking for. I think, I dont really remember because i can't stop thinking about cupcakes...hmm...so if I activate all the tower thingies...yeah...Hoghead Mountian...power...it equals...PANCAKES! YUMMY!

Omega: My senses tell me...oh no. WATCH OU-

''Suddenly a lightning bolt strikes the castle. But it's no ordinary lightning BOLT.''

[15 Hours Later]

???????: Are you alright?

?????: AlothashappenedwhileyouweregoneIcantwaittotellyouguyseverything!

???: Look, ?????, we don't have time for your shenanigans!

???: I agree!

??? Me too!

??? Me three!

????? Seriously, cousins, we actually need to focus, we can play later.

Where...are you now?

Gestro tries to wake himself up by throwing a Waterball at himself..

Gestro: AAA! I'm awake! .... Who are you?

Red: Welcome to Cobalt Plateaus!

''Your vision improves, showing the peaceful plateaus. You violently rip off your servant uniform in joy as you see Matilda, Chuck, Red, The Blues, and Janet surrounding you. Matilda is holding Healing Herbs in her hand.''

Back in the kitchen...

Combo: A bake off? I've trained for years, this should be easy! So what's the cuisine? Japanese, Chinese, Mediterranean...

Chef Pig: Let's hold a Chinese cuisine challen-WOAH!

''Another lightning bolt hits the castle. And another. Suddenly Combo is knocked to a whole other side off the island. Still in Cobalt Plateaus, but more near South Beach. Head stuck in the ground, feet in the air, it looks quite comedic. In the distance, King Pig's castle was practically obliterated.''

Combo: Woah... whadda heck happened?! (Gets his head out of the ground)

''Combo can see his pals a few miles away. He sees some treasures in South Beach, but it's dangerous to go alone.''

Combo: Hey guys! How'd you get here?

Red: I dunno. They fell out of the sky. What happened to you, you look shaken up.

Combo: Those porkers trapped me, made me a servant and the next thing I know, you'll get trapped the same way those pigs trapped me. Now where are the others?

Gestro: Right Here!

Red: Another missing one. We haven't seen you in so long, I cannot wait to catch up with you guys!

Red: You see... there is something we haven't told you yet. Thank the Mighty Eagle you're back. For...you guys have been missing for years. Ever since 2014.

Gestro: Wait.... WE WERE ASLEEP FOR YEARS!? But I Thought We Were Missing For Like 5 Hours!! What Happened!?

Combo: We might have travelled in time!

Mysterious Voice: It was five hours... what happens after changes your destiny. You aren't whole anymore...stuck in between us all.

Combo: Excuse me mysterious voice coming out of nowhere, I do not understand something.

The voice doesn't speak back

Combo: Darn it! I was just going to ask him what he meant, I'm confused!

Gestro: I think what he meant was "It was five hours. Our path keeps changing, and we Aren't catching up to time and... uhmmm.. Oh! We get stuck between time..."

Janet: I know you just got back and we have A WHOLE LOT to tell you guys! But...not yet. You see, while you were gone, the pigs signed a peace treaty with us for a year. No more capturing birds, no more trying to steal our eggs, no more evil plans. And...the treaty ends in 3 hours.

Gestro: We should probably go somewhere that's far from Pig City until the treaty ends. So that the pigs don't find us easily.

Red: Maybe you're right, I mean, who knows what those piggies have been up to! But still, you guys probably need training for battles, it looks like you've never popped a porker before! Don't feel that tough bird aura...actually, you're a cat. Also, we're the Angry Birds! We can take any threat down!

Gestro: Of course you do... I played your game before!! Wait a minute... DID I BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!? :O

Chuck: Er, What was that, what was that? Like, what did you say, like, what did you say? About a wall, about a wall?

Gestro: Ya Know Like- Like... Ugh Here!

Gestro takes out his GamePad revealing that there's a game named "Angry Birds" that's about them

Chuck: Ooh, who's the yellow guy? Looks like a handsome fellow!

Matilda: Anyway, you guys should probably start training. The pigs will be here soon. But for the meantime, take these:

Every player gets x1 Red Berry!

Combo: Thanks Matilda, we'd really need those on our journey. Now, what are we waiting for? Let's start training!

The Birds head to the training camp, 7/30/2019.

Red: Okay. There are 3 targets, each target has 5 HP. (blows whistle) GO! You attack once a turn, then wait for your allies to have a go. If people aren't responding and it takes too long,we will move on.

''Battle Won! 8/5/2019''

Red: I see these recruits are making good effort. But those pigs were made of cardboard, so it wasn't too much, so don't start thinking you are "heroes" yet. Tell me, have you ever saved Bird Island from iceball destruction, huh?

Dave: Well, no, not necessarily.

Omega: Let's just say I did not take on some probable disaster like that? Or something like that.

''Zeta whispering "Fire Another Iceball!!" inside Omega's head.''

Omega falls to the floor.

Scene cuts to this Youtube Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT0MPf33vvw

Cuts back to said scene

Matilda: Red, c'mon, be nice with our guests!

The Blues: Yeah, anyway, are you shrimps ready for the next challenge?

Matilda: See, Red, you got them doing it! But...are you ready? This next one is a little rough...

Hal: Yeah, I think I'm ready.

Hal strains his face at the flock

Hal: I recognize you! You were my friends! It's been so long, though..even though it felt like 5 hours.

Gestro: Yeah... You Saved Hal From King Pig In A Forest When They Kidnapped Your Eggs In a Balloon Ride!

Dave: Oh, that's what happened? Interesting!

Omega: Really Dave? That was from the OG Angry Birds.

Gestro: You Know What? LETS JUST START ALREADY! because battling is my TASTE

Red: ENOUGH! LET'S JUST BATTLE!

(Luigi is seen flying out of a pipe on the side of a cliff)

Luigi: MAMA! WAAAAAAAAAAA!

(Luigi lands, and slides towards Red)

Red: Another one?

Luigi: yea...

(Luigi looks at his slingshot, then at the targets)

Luigi: Hold on... gotta try something here.

The heroes head to Training Camp, 8/6/19.

''The heroes finish training camp, 9/14,19. (That kinda is my fault, but it's back now!)''

Red: Hmm. I see your skills have improved.

Bomb: Yeah, that was explosive! Wanna see more of that explosive action? My treat!

Combo: Please don't explode in front of us... anyway, where is Terence, Bubbles, Stella and Silver?

Bomb: Oh, them! They're at-

Red: Off task, aren't you, Bomb?

Bomb: Heh heh, sorry Red, and sorry Combo, I can't tell you where they are. Top secret stuff.

Bomb: When I said "something explosive" I was talking about these TNTs. I'm going to add them to the battlefield. Gonna need some fire to light them, though, which your cat friend over there will happily supply...but if you can light the TNTs, stand back and watch the pigs get an explosive surprise. You will, too, if you're in a 3x3 radius of the bomb. Otherwise, you're good. Want to train with them?

Red: That's not a question. You need to learn how to battle with explosives. They're everywhere, and we cannot afford for any of you to get blown up, or you all get demoted!

* Red sighs*

Red: This is all for the eggs, birds. Don't call me harsh, because soon you'll understand why I am doing this.

Combo: I understand, Red. Don't worry, we'll get the eggs back! We just need to train hard! I mean, hard like never before! Maybe what we need is some serious determination! If we have determination, there's absolutely no way we cannot get those eggs back!

Red: Precisely my point.

Matilda: Um, Red? The peace treaty ends in 2 minutes! Lewis told me the pigs have a huge army gathered at the Pig City doors!

Janet: We are in trouble now. Blues! set up some defenses. Bomb! Get the cannons! Matilda! Heal up the flock! Chuck! Use your...skills. Red!-

Red: No one tells me what to do.

Red suddenly sits down, and watches the Pig City in the distance, ready to fight.

Combo: We need a strategy. Do any of you remember the project bird that Plum made, TriviaBird 1000?

Gestro gets his fire shurikens out while his eyes and hands glow orange and blue

Gestro: DEM PORKERS ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE MY ETERNAL FLAME!

Red: 3...2...1...

''Then, a war horn sound shakes the entire island. Pigs start flooding out of Pig City like water.''

Bomb: Here we go! Fire the cannons!

Combo: I'm determined. LET'S ELECTRIFY THIS BATTLE!

Red: PROTECT THE EGGS AT ALL COSTS!

Dave: Got it! Let's go!

The birds went to battle, 9/28/19.

Special Objective: Defend the Eggs
Who you're fighting against: '''You get 2 actions per turn. It takes an action to climb up any block. Protect the eggs at ALL costs! If a pig picks up the eggs and goes to the Egg Zone (in this battle, if they go off the screen) you lose!'''

Hero Turn
Dave climbs up 2 of the blocks.

Gestro comes to shield the Eggs from the Pigs incase there is an attack on the eggs

Combo jumps over the blocks to confont the pigs and uses Supershock on Pig, dealing 3 damage! It doesn't taze the enemy.

Enemy Turn
The pigs rush to the heroes, dealing 2 damage to everybody. They return to their normal spots. Pig A has 2 HP left! (The first pig in line)

Hero Turn
Dave: This may be rough, guys! Take out as many as you can!

Dave uses Paint Plethora on the pigs. It dosen't confuse the enemies, unfortunately.

Combo uses Supershock on Pig A, dealing 3 damage!

Practice Makes Perfect
7/30/2019 - 8/5/2019

Vanquishes:

Gestro vanquished Cardboard Pig A. +2 XP.

Combo vanquished Cardboard Pig C. +2 XP

Omega gets +2 XP for dealing most damage to Cardboard Pig C and assisting Combo with the vanquish.

Dave vanquished Cardboard Pig B. Hosts don't recieve rewards.

Hal attacked Cardboard Pigs B and C, but by then they were already vanquished, so it just beat them up even more.

(Hedges and Heights stats coming)