What are Those!? Terrible Realist Art

 is the first episode of Rohoveyanic Magnificence, and was first aired on Oinkth 37, 2010 on Netflocks using the stream service. It features Canjoro Alameduck and 6 critics looking at 5 pieces of realist art that is generally thought to look unattractive. Then, Alameduck attempts to fix these pieces of art at the end of the episode.
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Alameduck: What--what? Are those supposed to be shoes?!? *laughs* *weird voice* WHAT ARE THOSE!?!?

(Intro by Yorker Kolfbird plays. After that, it shows The Crew from an Eagle eye view, and the camera slowly zooms in on them)

Wyatt: Hello, audience and welcome to Rohoveyanic Magnificence where we will be viewing some not-so-magnificent realist art here! Today! Now! With your host...Canjorooooo Alameeeeduck! [Intro music instrumental by Yorker Kolfbird plays]

Alameduck: Yep, thank you Wyatt! That's me, and here are my friends! *waves his hand to The Crew* There's..umm...Cashier Dude, Duck Dude, Dude I know, Dudette Dude, and Brayden Güntorÿzh!!

Wyatt: With his crew of Brayden Güntorÿzh, Mary Chuckshape, Jack K. Livingston, Russel Harris, and Roald Duck, Alameduck will be rating and painting some realist art from artists all around Rohoveyan!

Alameduck: Yes, I said thank you Wyatt. Anyway, we will be looking at this art, selected by our very own Cannington Penguinnington, and I will attempt to fix this art, and tell you, the audience (as if that wasn't obvious enough) how to do the same! Are you ready? I know I am!