Food Heaven

Food Heaven is the 3rd episode in The Secret Life Of Hatchlings which has no relavance to it's original material and subject matter.

Script
(Intro) (everyhatchling looks at jay) (credits roll)
 * Narrarator: As we see our little hatchling friends are going somewhere.
 * Jay: Can't wait to see the new resturaunt that opened last Friday.
 * Petunia: What is it called anyways?
 * Jakeob: It's called "Birdla's". And it's tagline is: "Homemade recipes by the Birdlas - Delicious and Nutritious!"
 * Petunia: It's a new location.
 * Myusix: That sounds cool!
 * Jakeob: Yeah I Cant Wait To Eat The Food They Make!
 * Jake: THIS IS GOING TO BE DELISH!!!
 * Jay: Here It Is!
 * Hatchlings: WOAH!
 * Vincent: Well? WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR LETS GO IN!
 * Narrator: A few minutes later.
 * Waiter: Here is your order, little hatchlings.
 * Jay: Here is your tip! (gives the tip)
 * Waiter: Thank you!
 * Janet: DIG IN EVERYONE! :D
 * Myusix: Aren't you going to get fat? We do have our precautions?
 * Jay: No.
 * Vincent: They also have Cesear Salad.
 * Myusix: (Shrugs it off)
 * Petunia: G U U U L L L P P P!  (eats everyone's food)
 * Vincent: My triple-barbecue-layered tender baby-back ribs...
 * Jay: My Noodles!
 * Bubbles: My Sweet Delight Shake! MY CAKE! GRR!
 * Zoe: I dunno about you, but since we don't have mwoney to pay for our food anymore, we have to get a new solution to our Petunia problem. I'm gonna solve it.
 * Zoe: (walks up to the waiter) Waiter, do you know where the mana...mana...
 * Waiter: Manager?
 * Zoe: Thanks-the manager is?
 * Waiter: He's back there, down the hall to the right. But why would...
 * Zoe: Buh-bye! (runs away)
 * Will: What is she doing? (Looks with a telescope)
 * (Soon, Zoe comes out of the office with a cart, restaurant uniform, and moustache)
 * Zoe: Your orders, boys?
 * The Blues: NO WAY!
 * Bubbles: You got the job! Yahoo! I'd like a...
 * Red: Excuse me, waiter?
 * (All the hatchlings hide under the table, except for Zoe, she has her mustache disguise)
 * Jay: Keep quiet, birds! We cannot let Red know about our secret Hatchling lives! Because, they believe us to be at home, playing with toys or whatever.
 * Jim: If they find out we are here we are in major trouble!
 * Zoe: Yeah?
 * Red: Me, Chuck, and Bomb over here are ready to order.
 * Zoe: Umm… (looks at the Hatchlings)… What'll it be?
 * Bomb: I'll have the Explosive Jalapeño Tortilla Punch...
 * Will: While waiting for Zoe to hurry up, I'm gonna...wait a minute, Where IS PETUNIA?
 * (Screen goes to Petunia, who's running around amuck, eating people's dishes.)
 * Vincent: We need to get Petunia!
 * Adriana: I have a plan!
 * Adriana: First, Vincent you sneak quietly and get Petunia, then Samantha will need to call Zoe to reorder peoples orders and most importantly, Red, Chuck, and Bomb's orders. Got it?
 * All hatchlings: Yeah!
 * Vincent: I'm on it! (sneaks towards petunia) Petunia! Stop eating others' food! you're gonna get all of us in trouble!
 * Red: What was that?
 * Vincent: Eee! hide!
 * (Vincent and petunia hides under the table)
 * Vincent: Now We Should Get Going!
 * Petunia: Owkay! (misspelled it on purpose)
 * Vincent: Guys, I got petunia back!
 * Jay: Great now, Samantha, your queue!
 * Samantha: Got it, cutey!
 * All: WHAT!?
 * Jay: Hehehe... OKAY NOW DO IT!
 * Samantha: Okk! (quietly sneaks through the kitchen) Zoe, you need to reorder peoples orders.
 * Zoe: Ok, got it!
 * Samantha: Ok, I gotta go now see ya!
 * (back under the table)
 * Samantha: Done!
 * Will: Great!
 * Chuck: GOTTA GO GOTTA GO! (speeds to the bathroom where they're table is near then Chuck accidently crashes the table they were hiding in)
 * Will: Gah! what do we do!?
 * Jay: Relax just get the table flipped over again.
 * Jake: Ok! (Flips it back again)
 * Zoe: Your orders are here!
 * Red: Oh wow such nice food!
 * Petunia: Must.... have DELISH!
 * Will: (Grabs Petunia) No!
 * Bomb: Did you hear something?
 * Chuck: Nah just ignore it DIG IN!
 * Narrator: Meanwhile
 * Red: Wow I'm full.
 * Chuck: Lets go home.
 * Jay: Phew, good thing they're gone now.
 * Jake: Now Lets Get Our Orders!
 * (The Blues and friends get lots of food for free with Zoe's sneaks. But soon, the waiter comes and finds out what they have been up to.)
 * Waiter: What are you doing here? Also we found out our waiter is a Hatchling! here take her with you!
 * Zoe: Sorry, guys...
 * Waiter: We cannot believe you have been sneaking food! You are going to have you pay for all that food you ate!
 * Zoe: We don't have any money left.
 * Jake; So let's settle this our own way. We have a food fight. Hatchlings vs. Adult Staff. Winner takes all...the food.
 * Waiter: And if WE win, since we own the restaurant and can't necessarily take the food since we own it...you must PAY for your buffet over here, or else you will be banned from this reasturaunt… permanently… and your cute little friend will be arrested!
 * (All the birds gasp.)
 * Jay: Let's do it, we are the champ food fighters! We'll give you 30 min. to speculate your battle plan, then we will strike in an all-on food war!
 * (Later, at the start of the timer)
 * Zoe: You guys better win for me!
 * Samantha: Don't worry, my boyfriend will do it juuust right!
 * Jay: (blushes) Okay, all the food is in the center of the restaurant. So far, we have spatulas, hair nets and melons hats as starting equipment.
 * Jim: We need to get the heavy-hitters. Vincent, aim for the triple-barbecue-sauce-layered-tender-baby-back-ribs. They are heavy and have great splash damage due to the sauce.
 * Vincent: I'll do as you ask, Captain!
 * Jake: Zoe, get some more tables and surround us to fortify our base.
 * Zoe: On it!
 * Jim: Will, grab some chestnuts, marshmallows, and peppers and coat your trampoline with fire extinguisher so it doesn't get burned. But your trampoline near the furnace and go on the roof and shoot from there! So your ammo will beon fire, and bounce off the trampoline right to the staff!
 * Will: Oh yeah, fiery food fight!
 * Jake: Samantha: Hypnotize the enemies with love. Jakeob: Grab spaghetti to wrap up enemies. Petunia: Eat the enemy ammo. And Bubbles and Janet, you have the most important jobs of all...to spy on the enemies and tell us their plans. Got it?
 * Everybody: YES, SIR! WE WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN!
 * Jay: Now let's food fight!
 * (Later, 1 min. before the fight begins.)
 * Vincent: (doing running exercises) Aim for the steak! Aim for the...steak!!!
 * Will: (on the roof) Getting everything set up...mmm...marshmallows...(eats a few).
 * Petunia: (sits quietly. Even weirder, she is hardly moving or blinking.)
 * Bubbles: We've got some reports.
 * Janet: They are aiming to get the spiciest ingredients and use all that heat to their advantage. They are gonna aim for our mouths and eyes for the biggest burn, yikes.
 * Jake: Okay. Go back and tell us more stuff you unearth.
 * Jay: Me and Jim are back with our corporate reports, sir. I'll go first; I have discovered that the more expensive the item, the better.
 * Jim: I learned that milkshakes make for great ammo.
 * Jay: Good, good. Now the battle is starting in...3...2...1...GO!
 * (The birds take off to grab as many food items as their little arms can and bring them back to their table bases.)
 * Jay: Now, throw!
 * Vincent: Steal BBQ Splash Damage! (Throws a saucy steak which does splash damage to the workers).
 * Waiter: You will PAY! (Throws a melon at the birds)
 * Petunia: GULP! (Eats the melon whole)
 * Zoe: Wait! Be like Barry- don't eat the melon, eject it!
 * Petunia: (Spits the melon back. It destroys one of the enemy bases' tables, so people can hit them easier)
 * Will: Fiery Chestnuts!: (Launches flaming chestnuts, they burn another table)
 * Waiter: Let'ss spice things up! (Throws Jalapeno)
 * Petunia: GULP! (Eats the jalapeño)
 * Petunia: Spicy! SPICCYY!
 * Jay: Here, drink this! (Gives her a bottle of milk)
 * Petunia: (drinks milk) Thanks, Jay!
 * Samantha: (runs to the enemy base) (looks cute) Hi!
 * Birdla's Employees: Aww…
 * Jakeob: (throws spaghetti at the Birdla's employees) Yes.
 * Waiter: Grr… (throws melon)
 * Jakeob: (gasp)
 * Jay: Throw the cheese!
 * Hatchlings: (throw cheese)
 * Waiter: Oh, come on. (gets hit by cheese.)
 * Hatchlings: Yeah, we win.
 * Jakeob: You saved me, but wait… (the screen zooms out, revealing the reasturaunt to be extremely messy and covered in food.) How are we supposed to clean this place up.
 * The Blues: Hmm…
 * Jake: I have an idea. (screen cuts to the hatchlings cleaning up Birdla's, dressed up like employees.)
 * Narrator: In the end, the hatchlings won the food fight against the adult staff of Birdla's, and volunteered to clean up the place, and even managed to have all the food they want.
 * Petunia: (Eats some triple-barbecue-sauce-layered-tender-baby-back-ribs.)
 * Narrator: The end.