Poached Eggs/Transcript


 * Red: Aaah! The eggs are gone.
 * King Pig: (Laughs like an evil villain)
 * Jim: Who are you?
 * King Pig: Why, I am King pig, commander of the pig army!
 * All the pigs appear.
 * Matilda: ATTACK!
 * Red: Corporal Pig die!
 * Corporal Pig: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * POP!
 * Ground shakes
 * Fat Pig: MOAR CAKE!!!!
 * Bomb: He needs to go on a diet!
 * All birds laugh
 * Fat Pig: GRRRR! ME NO FAT!
 * King Pig: Take the eggs!
 * Foreman Pig: Yes sir!
 * Chuck: Pull!!!
 * Red: Die pigs!
 * Small, Medium, and Large Pig all pop
 * Terence: Ruff ruff! (We have one egg!)
 * Moustache Pig: Here you go, Fat Pig.
 * Hal: RAAAAHHH!
 * Moustache Pig: What?
 * Moustache Pig pops
 * Hal: We have the second egg!
 * King Pig: You destroyed my piggies!
 * King and Fat Pig run away
 * Chuck: Darn it!
 * French Narrator: Oh no! What will the birds do?
 * Commercial break
 * French Narrator: At the Piggy Palace...
 * Minion Pigs: COOK! COOK! COOK! COOK! COOK!
 * King Pig: Attention! We have taken the eggs and defeated the birds. And so here we are now, and we will have our lunch!
 * Minion  Pigs: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
 * Corporal Pig: Lower them!
 * BOOM!
 * Piggy Palace blows up.
 * Red: We got the eggs!
 * All birds: YAAAY!
 * Birds leave except Jim
 * Jim: PHHHHHHHT!
 * Jim leaves and screen fades to credits