Thread:ComboLuigi2000/@comment-37623846-20190525131108/@comment-33758047-20190605003750

Peta: (Plans on feeding pig cyanide)

(Writes sueing document)

(sends it to judge)

Judge: AFTER VARIOUS COMPLAINTS OF YOU, THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW AND YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR! PETA I'M SORRY TO SAY THIS BUT, I SHUT DOWN THEE!

All of PETA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Me: RUN!

Everyone: (evacuates)

(PETA HQ explodes repairing the fabric of the universe)