Extremely Speedy Bird

Warper, the Extremely Speedy Bird is a turquoise colored bird that is the fastest bird in the wiki. If you want to see how fast he is, he can run 900 zettaparsecs in a 300th of a Planck time, or 115.182 quinvigintillion miles per hour.

Appearance
He is triangular like Chuck, but taller and turquoise. He has a pretty long top jaw and a semi-circle like bottom jaw. He has two brilliantly blue long kite shaped head feathers, one of which looks like two feathers merged together along with his hazel eyes. He has bluish-teal crest feathers and tall puffy eyebrows of a slightly darker shade. He has three squarish parallel tail feathers of the same color as his head feathers.

Personality
Warper makes a good astronomer because he can run faster than anything else in the universe, and most of the known universe was discovered by him, he likes to chill out on Earth, but he spends most of his time in space (he gets there by running around the world millions of times), mainly beyond our Galaxy Cluster. if a bird was any faster, he/she would end up in a time before the Big Bang and die of suffocation. Since he is faster than light, we can not see the things he does. He tends to be very impatient all the time.

Backstory
Not much is known about his origins. However, most claim that he or his parents originated from a parallel universe.

Trivia

 * There is a tiny machine in his mouth that slows down his speech unimaginably so other birds can understand him. However, with the machine, his voice is still quite fast.
 * When in use, he doesn't pop the pigs, instead, he just hypnotises them into not stealing the eggs.