When We Were Young/Transcripts

This is the transcript for the first episode of Angry Birds: Chronicles of the Unique Flock.

Transcripts

 * (Title Sequence)
 * (Title Card)

Part 1

 * (Piggy Island is shown)
 * Modern Reece (not animated): You know, the present is pretty much a bummer. Back then, it was… good, just good.
 * (screen cuts to Cobalt Plateaus)
 * Baby Reece: (sleeping, covered in cotton)
 * Reece's Dad: WAKE UP!!!!!!!
 * Modern Reece: Well, almost.
 * Baby Reece: Yes! Yes! Ok! (Shakes cotton balls off himself)
 * Reece's Mom: Here are your insect-munchies… with saltwater.
 * Baby Reece: Yeah… (pours his food on his cheek so it LOOKS like he is eating them) Yummy! (sarcasm) Hehehe!
 * Reece's Mom: (raises eyebrow)
 * Baby Reece: (runs to his side of the plateau to get his clothes) Which one should I wear? I KNOW! (Gets a black piece of clothing from the pile) Perfect! MOM! DAD! I'm going hiking!
 * Reece's Dad: Ok! Bye son!
 * Reece's Mom: Have fun!
 * Baby Reece: You know I will.

Part 2

 * (srceen cuts to King Pig's castle)
 * Juggling Minion Pig: (Juggles) Huh?
 * King Pig: Next!
 * Baby Riba: Gweetings yuh majesty!
 * King Pig: Who are you?
 * Riba: Don't you know me? I um Wiba, I um five ind I um uh pwuffeshinul sword (he pronounces sword with a hearable "w" sound) Fitaw.
 * King Pig: Hmm… show me your skills.
 * Riba: Allow me to demonstwate. (does sword fighting with a twig for 14 seconds)
 * King Pig: Uhh… Uhh… Uhh…
 * Riba: Keeng?
 * King Pig: I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
 * Riba: You do?
 * King Pig: Why wouldn't I?
 * Riba: Yes!

Part 3

 * (screen cuts to the bridge)
 * Baby Reece: (whistles to the Angry Birds theme song) (sees Red) Hi Red.
 * Red: Hi… Um… Ralph.
 * Reece: My name is Reece.
 * Red: My bad… Where are your parents?
 * Reece: What do you expect?
 * Red: …
 * Reece: (sigh) At home.
 * Red: Speaking of home, I better get back to the nest before The Blues throw a prank at anybody.
 * Reece: Ok, Byye!
 * Red: Bye Reece!
 * Reece: Such a good fella.

Part 4

 * (screen cuts to Pig City)
 * Minion Pig: (staples a flyer to a telegraph pole)
 * King Pig: Perfect
 * Baby Riba: See Waging Wiba and hiz Steddy, Fast and Swick sword Fiytun Skeels, Sehvin Ferty at Pig City Statium Tonite. Tonite, you ixpect me to be weddy, TONITE!
 * King Pig: 7:30, wait, make that 6:30.
 * Riba: Seewiouswy
 * King Pig: Riba, why don't you go train in square woods or somewhere like that.
 * Riba: I guess I could twy.
 * King Pig: Here, (gives Riba his twig) you would need this.
 * Riba: Umm… Thanks.
 * King Pig: Yes, Yes. NOW GO!!!!!!!
 * Riba: Ok! (Runs away)
 * King Pig: Hehehe!

Part 5

 * (Screen cuts to inside a log)
 * Baby Reece: (sees a spider) Interesting!
 * (Screen cuts to Old Nesting Barrows)
 * Reece: (sees a Venus flytrap) Wondrous!
 * (Screen cuts to the side of hog head mountain)
 * Reece: (sees moss) Fascinating! I wonder what specimen is this. I'm going to call it…
 * (Pebble falls of the mountain and hits baby Reece)
 * Reece: Ow. Who threw that. (Hears nothing) oh well (trips over the pebble and falls) AAAURGH…!

Part 6

 * (Screen cuts to square forest)
 * Baby Reece: (lands) Toof! (Wakes up 10 seconds later) Where am I? (Looks around) Interesting, Wondrous, Fascinating, INTERWONDRASCINATING! (Walks up to a beehive) (stomach growls) I'm hungry. (checks if nobody is watching) (attempts to take a bite out of the beehive) Aah-
 * Bee: (sees Reece)
 * Reece: Heheheheh (runs away)
 * Bee: bfvizzzzz
 * Subtitles: And stay out!
 * Bee: (goes back into the beehive)

Part 7

 * (screen cuts to Pig City gates)
 * Baby Riba: (see cage bar-like gates) (sigh) (walks away) (charges into gates) AAAAI!!! (slides through the bars, but gets himself stuck) (drops twig) Cumon Wiba (gets himself unstuck) UOOH! (Picks up his twig) (looks around) I guess um supwosed to twain here (does 10 seconds of sword fighting) let's wook for fins I can smash.

Part 8

 * Baby Riba: (slams his twig onto a pinecone, destroying the pinecone) Hahahaha! Beat dat pinecone.
 * Bee: vvvv
 * Riba: Huh? (looks behind himself) Uh bee…. ATTACK EET! (Runs towards the same beehive Reece did to destroy it, while screaming "AAAAUURRGH!!!!!!!") bam! (Whacks his twig on the beehive, destroying the beehive) Haha! Beat dat beehive! (Walks away)

Part 9

 * (Screen cuts to Reece)
 * Baby Reece: (puffs) (looks at a tree) Hmm… I suppose I could exercise for once. (rubs his beak on tree) Smooth enough to hold me (jumps onto tree) hooh! (climbs to the top) (looks away from tree) Wowww… look at the view guys. (realizes he is alone) Oh yeah… I'm alone… (looks at the sunset) do sunset wishes exist???… oh what the heck. I'm just going to go with it. (looks at sunset) I wish… I wish… I wish… I wish I wasn't a lonely sadsack with no friends. (waits 4 seconds) (looks at the sunset) I wish my wish would come true sometime soon.

Part 10

 * Baby Riba: (places assorted fruits on a tree stump) (makes the sound a person makes before preforming a karate chop) (destroys all fruit but ONE apple) hahahahaha! (Sees the apple) Uh cumon! (Slices the apple, having one part hitting Reece)
 * Baby Reece: Ow! Who threw that?!
 * Riba: Sowwy!
 * Baby Reece: Finally, Mother Nature responds.
 * Riba: I'm not Mother Nature.
 * Baby Reece: Sorry!
 * Modern Reece: I just knew something was fishy about my five-year-old self.

Part 11

 * Baby Reece: Well if you aren't Mother Nature, who are you?
 * Baby Riba: Cumon down en see.
 * Baby Reece: Well OK… (climbs down tree) (hops off) Tuff (sees Riba) Uhh… who are you?
 * Modern Reece: Really?
 * Riba: Allow me to intwoduce myself. (Throws his twig in the air, catches it and holds it in front of him) I um Waging Wiba… The sword fitaw.
 * Modern Reece: I met… an idiot… well he is sorta intelligent, but mostly an idiot… kind of an idiot… a small percentage of an idiot… ok, he's not an idiot, but he was still a bit weird.

Part 12

 * Baby Reece: (bursts into fits of laughter)
 * Baby Riba: What?
 * Baby Reece: Oh nothing, it's just that you are a little bit silly. You know, The way you do stuff… it's weird, but I like it.
 * Riba: Oh, Who you.
 * Baby Reece: My name's Reece.
 * Riba: Reid?
 * Modern Reece: Really?
 * Baby Reece: No. It's Reece.
 * Riba: Oh…

Part 13

 * Baby Riba: (walks away)
 * Baby Reece: (follows Riba)
 * Riba: So what ya do for fun
 * Reece: Hiking
 * Riba: Neat
 * Minion Pig 1: (watching Reece and Riba) Heeheehee! We got two rule breakers.
 * Minion Pig 2: Want a sandwich?
 * Minion Pig 1: No
 * Minion Pig 2: Suit yourself (eats Minion Pig 1's sandwich)
 * Minion Pig 1: (sighs)

Part 14

 * Baby Reece: So what do you do for fun?
 * Baby Riba: Sword fiytun. Obviously.
 * Reece: Cool.
 * Riba: We can do that now if we want.
 * Reece: Sure. Why not?
 * Riba: Ok. (Sees a tree, approaches it and struggles to snap off a twig) Cumon.
 * Reece: Here, let me help. (Bites onto Riba's tail and pulls on it)
 * Riba: Ooh! (Snaps of the twig) here ya go. (Gives the twig to Reece)
 * Reece: Thanks.
 * Riba: Let the battle cummence!

Part 15

 * (Screen cuts to King Pig's Castle)
 * Minion Pigs 1 & 2: (panting while walking up the stairway to King Pig's castle) (both faint)
 * King Pig: Yes, my minions.
 * Minion Pig 1: According to Royal rule number 644, a bird and a pig mustn't be friends. And he ate my lunch.
 * Minion Pig 2: What? I was famished.
 * Minion Pig 1: (sighs)
 * King Pig: Excellent…
 * Minion Pig 1: Whaaa?…
 * King Pig: Wait, was that pig by any chance Riba.
 * Minion Pig 2: Who's Riba?
 * King Pig: That sword fighting piglet with the freckles. You know (shows the flyer from Part 4)
 * Minion Pig 1: Uhh… (stares at the flyer) Yes.
 * King Pig: I KNEW IT! I'm going to get the troopers (walks away)

Part 16

 * (screen cuts to Chef Pig's Kitchen)
 * King Pig: (pushes the fridge to reveal a secret passageway)
 * (dust comes out of the passageway)
 * King Pig: (coughs twice) it's been a while since I last used this thing (walks through but gets stuck) A long while, a long while. (successfully slides through) (puts the fridge in its original place)
 * (screen cuts to inside the passageway)
 * King Pig: (walks towards a steel door at the bottom of the staircase)
 * Guard Pig: (slides a small hatch revealing his eyes) Password?
 * King Pig: I am the King.
 * Guard Pig: Then can I verify with your crown?
 * King Pig: (Shows his crown to Guard Pig)
 * Guard Pig: Heavy, Shiny, Durable. That's gold alright. (gives the crown back) (opens the door) So what is the occasion?
 * King Pig: (walks in) I need to see the troopers.
 * Guard Pig: You came to the right place (opens a red wooden door)
 * King Pig: Thanks!

Part 17

 * (screen cuts to a room with two minion pigs playing "Go Fish")
 * Go Fish Minion Pig 1: Got any 4's?
 * Go Fish Minion Pig 2: Go Fish!
 * Go Fish Minion Pig 1: Oh.
 * Go Fish Minion Pig 2: Got any-
 * Scared Minion Pig: The King is coming!
 * (all of the Minion Pigs except the Go Fish Pigs run around panicking)
 * Go Fish Minion Pig 1: (drops all of his cards)
 * Go Fish Minion Pig 2: Yay! (Celebrates)
 * (the Minion Pigs are still panicking)
 * Brave Minion Pig: STOP PANICKING!
 * (the Minion Pigs calm down)
 * Brave Minion Pig: Stand at the middle of the room in a perfect square! This could be very important!
 * Minion Pigs: Ok… (follow the brave Minion Pig's orders)
 * Brave Minion Pig: Much Better.

Part 18

 * King Pig: (walks down stairs)
 * Scared Minion Pig: Uh… (shaking and sweating, nervously)
 * King Pig: (continues to walk down the stairs, but one of the stairs break due to his weight) Um… (tries to get out) Some help?
 * Minion Pigs: (two walk out of the sounder, and help King Pig)
 * King Pig: Wow, I haven't been down here for many months, and you made an improvement on the place's look.
 * Minion Pigs: (Voices that go "Oh yes! Thanks! He has a good sense of style.")
 * King Pig: Yes, now, I come for some pigs, none other than… the troopers…
 * Minion Pigs: (gasp)
 * One Minion Pig: Mind blown…
 * King Pig: Now, make room.
 * Minion Pigs: (spread out, creating a narrow corridor for King Pig)
 * King Pig: More room, please?
 * Minion Pigs: (spread out even more, making the corridor less narrow)
 * King Pig: Much better. (Goes through the corridor, but it is still too narrow for him to cross, but he doesn't mind)

Part 19

 * Go Fish Minion Pig 1: Got any- (sees King Pig's shadow) Oh Hi, King Pig.
 * Go Fish Minion Pig 2: (drops his cards) Go Fish!
 * King Pig: Long time, no see. Now, you know that sword fighting piglet called Riba (shows the flyer from Parts 4 and 15, and gives it to Go Fish Minion Pig 1) He needs to get his butt here by 6:30, and it's already sundown!
 * Go Fish Minion Pig 1: Seriously? It's been almost half a year since we last saw each other face-to-face, and it's to tell me THAT!
 * King Pig: He's violating rule 644.
 * Go Fish Minion Pig 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa, rule 644! That's the rule about pigs not being friends with birds, right?
 * King Pig: Uh… Yes.
 * Go Fish Minion Pig 1: I'm on the Case! (puts on his helmet)
 * Go Fish Minion Pig 2: So am I! (puts on his helmet)
 * Go Fish Minion Pig 1: Seriously?
 * Go Fish Minion Pig 2: What?

Part 20
(Screen cuts to Reece)
 * Baby Reece: Three!
 * Baby Riba: Two! (pronounced with a hearable "w" sound.)
 * Baby Reece and Baby Riba at the same time: One! (1 second long awkward silence) Fight! (push twigs against themselves, like in a lightsaber duel, but with twigs, and after 2 seconds, they slide past and collapse.)
 * Reece: (strikes at Riba)
 * Riba: (dodges)
 * Reece: (falls into a muddy puddle)
 * Riba: (strikes at Reece)
 * Reece: (runs away from Riba's strike) (throws his twig)
 * Riba: Grrr… (chases Reece)
 * Reece: (trips and falls into a muddy puddle) (gets back up) (continues running) (sees a branch) Aha! (grabs onto the branch, and gets onto it, standing up) (catches his twig) So, can you fly like a bird? Reach new heights like these?
 * Riba: (faint gasp)

Part 21
(The camera's angle changes, so that Reece and Riba become muddy, circular, silhouettes)
 * Baby Riba: Hmm… (finds a tree) Bingo! (runs towards it) (trips and falls into a muddy puddle) (continues running) (rebounds off the tree) (strikes at Reece) CHAAAAARGE!
 * Baby Reece: Oh no you don't! (gets back up) (spins his twig around) (points his twig at Riba) (strikes his twig against Riba's)
 * Baby Reece and Baby Riba: (continue duelling for 8 seconds)
 * Reece/Riba: (falls of the branch, and lands in a muddy puddle)
 * Riba: (is revealed to be the one who pushed Reece off the branch)
 * Reece: You got me. (laughs)
 * Riba: (laughs with Reece)

Part 22
(screen cuts to the streets of Pig City)
 * Trooper Pig 1: Excuse me, but why are you holding the map?
 * Trooper Pig 2: So it wouldn't fly away.
 * Trooper Pig 1: It's not even windy. Also, you're holding it u-
 * Trooper Pig 2: It says here that Square Forest is behind this wall. (rolls up map, and gives it to King Pig) Leave this to me. (rams into the wall) CHAAAAARGE! (headbutts the wall)
 * Trooper Pig 1: (grabs the map) (walks away from Trooper Pig 2) C'mon guys, it's this way!
 * King Pig: (follows Trooper Pig 1) Come along my Trooper!
 * Trooper Pig 2: Okay (puts on helmet) (runs towards Trooper Pig 1)

Part 23

 * Trooper Pig 1: (stumbles across a wishing well) Hmm… a wishing well.
 * Trooper Pig 2: Neat… Magic Sorcery.
 * Trooper Pig 1: I wouldn't call it Magic Sorcery, but pigs just throw coins down there to make wishes for fun.
 * Trooper Pig 2: Oh, I see. So it's magic?
 * Trooper Pig 1: Not necessarily. Move along now. (walks away)
 * Trooper Pig 2: (grabs King Pig's crown) Teehee (tries to throw the crown into the well)
 * King Pig: (grabs his crown) Nice try… (puts on his crown) (follows Trooper Pig 1)
 * Trooper Pig 2: (sigh) (follows King Pig)

Part 24
(screen cuts to Reece and Riba)
 * Baby Reece: (sees Riba with two shovels) What's with the shovels?
 * Baby Riba: I'm planning to dig an arena so more sword duels can take place.
 * Reece: Can I see some blueprints for it?
 * Riba: Sure (shows a badly drawn drawing of a pit in the ground with Reece and Riba in it fighting with twigs)
 * Reece: First off, where did you get that paper?
 * Riba: There is some in my backpack in case I get bored.
 * Reece: Uh… Yeah, Secondly, we should put some more detail in the design.
 * Riba: What you talking about.
 * Reece: I mean, we can turn that rushed sketch into a complex looking masterpiece, and then an authentic reality. What do you say.
 * Riba: I like your ideas, Reece.
 * Reece: Wow, your grammar is improving.
 * Riba: Thanks.

Part 25

 * Baby Reece: Now, where should we dig our arena!
 * Baby Riba: I don't know, with all these twees in the way, we might not be able to make our arena at all.
 * Baby Reece: Huh? I see something!
 * Riba: What do you see?
 * Baby Reece: Empty land, land without trees.
 * Riba: (looks in Baby Reece's direction) Let's go there! (runs to the empty area without trees)
 * Baby Reece: (follows Riba) (gets to the empty area) Wow!
 * Riba: It's so, BIG!
 * Baby Reece: Aha! This is perfect! We should definitely build the arena here.
 * Riba: Yeah! (stumbles across a random tree with planks of wood nailed to it) (gasp)
 * Baby Reece: What? (sees the tree) (gasp)
 * Modern Reece: It just came to me, that that tree was so familiar.

Part 26

 * Baby Riba: A randomly placed tree, really. Well, time to remove it! (attempts to dig it out of the ground with his shovel)
 * Baby Reece: STOP!
 * Riba: (stops moving his shovel)
 * Reece: I know this place! It was my treehouse a couple of years ago. Back when I was younger, I was an active explorer, I crashed here when I was exploring Square Forest, but now, most of the trees are gone, only this one remains.
 * Riba: Oh, I see now. Then we can make this into a roosting place where pigs can watch the duels in style.
 * Reece: That's more like it.
 * Riba: Can I see inside.
 * Reece: Ok! (climbs three wood planks on the side of the tree) Follow me! (continues climbing)
 * Riba: Ok! (climbs the wood planks)

Part 27
(screen cuts to inside the treehouse)
 * Baby Reece: (comes inside) Welcome to my treehouse.
 * Baby Riba: (comes inside) Wow, nice place you got.
 * Reece: Thanks Riba! I'm sure you'll find this place more interesting once I show you around. (walks to two pillows) These are pillows I sewn out of pure cotton. (whispers "My mom helped.") (walks over to a sack hung on a small branch) This sack is full of fresh fruits inside of plastic ziploc bags (takes a ziploc bag, takes an apple out of it, pretend to pick it from an invisible tree. (walks over to a television) And this, this is a television that was for sale. (turns on the television.)
 * News Reporter Pig: Now for some Royal News!
 * Riba: Ooh! (Gets an apple and starts eating it) (sits on a pillow)
 * News Reporter Pig: King Pig is once again using the Trooper Pigs.

Part 28
More to come.