Phil The Bird

Phil the Bird is Brown Because he have a diarrhea problem. His family all died in a nuclear explosion caused by Bomb. So he is now out to make Bomb drown is diarrhea. He have a pet dog named sussy who looks more like a crewmate than a dog. On November 16, 1973. Phil caused what is know as the great poop explosion of 73 where he put laxative in Las Vegas water supply and everyone had to use the bathroom. Which caused the sewer system to blow up which left everyone covered in poo. He also finds the who's Stella meme funny. Also is being hunted down by Mr. Bird