Thread:Samanthatheflyingsquirrel25/@comment-7256194-20121205100703/@comment-5342115-20121215050920

Matilda: There will be streamers, cake, hats, punch, presents and so much more!

Unknown voice: Kill her.

Matilda: It's going to be so much fun!

Unknown voice: KILL HER NOW

Matilda: ...Artoo? Are you feeling okay?

R2-D2: (slashes Matilda into half)

Matilda: B...but...why?! (her upper half slides off)