DavetheFave11: A Bird's Adventures

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I am Dave the Fave 11, and being a bird, I've been on many adventures. Let me tell you my tales...

January 25
SQUAWK! Oh, hi there! I am DavetheFave11, but you can call me David or Dave. As you can expect by my "squawking mishap", i'm a bird. I live with the Angry Birds flock, and help them out in their journeys to protect the eggs...sort of. To be honest, i'm still in training. But i'm sure that one day, i'll be one of the best birds in the gang!

I usually live in my gigantic treehouse with the Flock, or just roam around Piggy Island. Sometimes I jump off of Hog Mountain with a hang glider (without telling Red, he would blow his top) while Garretto's mining, to pretend i'm mining but am catching some air. Sometimes I wear a Pig Disguise and sneak into Pig City to see how the Bad Piggies act or to see their secret plans.

Oh, did I say Bad Piggies? Yes, I did. They are our pig enemies, trying to steal our precious eggs. They are lead by the evil (yet childish) King Pig. His army is strong, and they constantly try to steal our eggs, but we fight back. The only pig I like is Cerdan, he is not annoying and does not try to steal the eggs. The birds don't trust him toooo much, so I use my Pig Disguise and sneak off to the Milkshack, the restaurant where he resides. I sometimes pay him to make him whip me up some of their delicious foods and drinks, mostly the. milkshakes. I'm glad I bought that Pig Disguise. Costed a lot of money, but worth it.

February 1
SO apparently, this is the month where "love is in the air", yet I don't have a lovebird yet, so something just seems wrong. The Blues are always bugging me about it, what's THEIR problem?