Thread:Rotembo/@comment-5342115-20121101090520/@comment-5342115-20121102142327

Actually, Stella, I am your second boyfriend because you're quite...attractive...(eye pupils turn to fuschia pink hearts, eyes roll back into head and Gabrieltnz faints again momentarily in an extreme expression of love) (Gabrieltnz wakes up) You look cute...like some kind of...Japanese schoolgirl...even if you are not one...(Gabrieltnz faints yet again lovestruck)

Narrator: And now for another episode of "Gabrieltnz-Approved Pickup Lines"!

"Am I in Heaven? I'm looking at an angel!"'

"Do you have any grapes? No? How about a date?"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the letters "U" and "I" together!"

"If you were a booger I would pick you first."

"If you were a new burger at McDonalds, you would be called a McGorgeous."

"People call me Gabrieltnz, but you can call me Toonite!" (note: Stella is not required to call Gabrieltnz "Toonite".)

"If I had a garden I would put my tulips and your tulips together."

Narrator: And that's all for today's "Gabrieltnz-Approved Pickup Lines"!