Thread:Omega138/@comment-37595749-20200206022917/@comment-37595749-20200207143218

(Personally, Miraitowa doesn't actually do that at all.)

Me: *Enters squidward's house* Dude, Towa's been influenced by pigs lately. Miraitowa, let's a go.

Miraitowa: Wait, let me... ok, fine.

Me: Miroinktowa, you're a bad influence!

Miraitowa: ...

(Later)

Citron: Ok, pigs posing as mascots to ruin their reputation... First on the list? All the olympigs. One of them just tried to make Miraitowa look dumb. HOLY COW, I FOUND A TARGET! *shoots an EMPeach at Miraitowa*

Me: Well that was-a close.

Miraitowa: Yeah. Look, if that pig wanted to make me play video games, then that's going to HOLY MOTHER OF *Gets hit, being knocked back into a wall*

Me: ...

Miraitowa: *glitches*

Me: ...what the heck?

Somiety: Wait... What the heck!?

Citron: Target n... wait. No. That wasn't a pig. THAT WAS THE KID! *screams* NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Me: Uhhh...

Somiety: I don't think that's the real him though...

Miraitowa: *continues glitching* ...M-M-Man th-h-is i-is co-o-o-o-old *glitches*

Somiety: Cold sensitive... Yep. That's him.

Me: Ok, I told this to everyone else, but looks like you learned this the hard way...

Somiety: That me and Miraitowa are files?

Me: n... Actually, that's what I was going to say.

Somiety: Well, you should've said something right off the bat.

Me: I didn't know it at the time until Wikipedia showed up.

Somiety: Oh.

Citron: Kids confirmed to be digital beings. Heh, this isn't my usual day.

Plasma Pea: You can say that again.

Me: Cerdan, you know who else is a file besides these two?