Excited Flock

Excited Flock is the second episode of The Crazy Query Show. It stars Eccentria, who meets the flock.

Transcript

 * Red: Hey guys! The pigs are over there!
 * Query: They haven’t harmed us yet.
 * Red: Wait! Where’s the eggs?
 * Jim: Okay, they have stolen the eggs.
 * Jake: See? They have harmed us!
 * Query: Well, that’s not actually what I meant, but looks like we’re going after them!
 * Chuck: [Already in the slingshot] Already on it! [fires] Whee-Hee! [attacks the pigs]
 * Minion Pig #1: Come on! We want the eggs!
 * Minion Pig #3: We should stop getting the eggs.
 * Minion Pig #2: What about the bird we captured?
 * Minion Pig #1: Eccentria? Yeah, she’s under our control.
 * Red: Lemme get in the slingshot! [fires] Weeeeeeeee! [attacks the pigs]
 * Foreman Pig: [rushes over] Everybody! Follow me! We have to retreat to the base!
 * Minion Pig #3: Got it.
 * Foreman Pig: [with all the pigs in the base] Hello there, Piggies. I don’t know if you have noticed the bird we captured.
 * Minion Pig #1: Yeah! I did!
 * Foreman Pig: Yes. Under our control, she will become Egg-centria!
 * Eccentria: [in a cage] LET ME GO-
 * Minion Pig #2: Never! Haha!
 * Minion Pig #1: You’ll join the pigs now.
 * Eccentria: [becomes Egg-Centria] Wow, I feel different for sure. Let’s go get those eggs!
 * Foreman Pig: Hahahahaha!
 * Red: [scene cuts to the birds with the eggs] At least we got these back.
 * Chuck: I sure did well, didn’t I?
 * Red: Yeah, you sure did.
 * Chuck: Wow! I feel impressed with myself.
 * Egg-Centria: Hey.
 * Chuck: Ah!
 * Query: And who may you be?
 * Egg-Centria: The person who’s going to STEAL your eggs! [grabs them and speeds off]
 * Jay: What the?
 * Jake: How dare she!
 * Jim: Come on, everybody! We need to get back the eggs.
 * Red: Alright. Query!
 * Query: I got this. [gets in the slingshot] Here goes nothing! Wheeee! [crashes into Egg-Centria]
 * Egg-Centria: OWCH! What was that for, you twit?
 * Query: Those eggs are ours. Back off!
 * Egg-Centria: Hmm? [reverts back]
 * Query: Woah. Are you okay?
 * Eccentria: Gosh, what was I thinking? Working to steal? Come on, Eccentria!
 * Query: N-no, it’s alright. Come on with us! [they go back to the nest]
 * Red: Oh hey! Who are you?
 * Eccentria: I’m Eccentria, the coolest bird around!
 * Jay: That’s gonna be argued.
 * Jake: We make an excellent team, y’know!
 * Jim: But we’re all separate, so-
 * Red: Yeah, Eccentria! Show us what you can do!
 * Eccentria: I feel hyped! What can I crash into?
 * Chuck: How about this random debris?
 * Eccentria: Alright! [red particles go around her, causing her to crash into the rubble] YARG! [the wood block goes flying]
 * Bomb: That was crazy! You’ll be excellent on the team!
 * Red: Definitely! Eccentria, welcome to the flock.
 * Eccentria: Woohoo! Yay!
 * Minion Pig #1: Hey, I’m still here!
 * Jake: Get out!
 * Minion Pig #1: Make me.
 * Eccentria: [flings at them]
 * Minion Pig #1: AAAAAAAAAA! I’m flying! I’m flying! Oh no! [flies into the distance]
 * Chuck: Yeah, you’re going to leave the pigs crying.