Angry Birds PETA

Angry Birds PETA was a cancelled parody webgame made by a small collection of Rovio developers and (it would have been) published by PETA in 2012. Assets from this game have been leaked as of the making of this "article".

The Flock & Their Abilities
Red - (no ability)

The Blues - Splits into 3 when screen is clicked.

Chuck - Increases speed when screen is clicked.

Bomb - Explodes when screen is clicked.

Matilda - Drops egg when screen is clicked.

Terence - (no ability)

Hal - Boomerang. You know how it's activated at this point.

Nugget - Shoots fireball when screen is clicked,

Episodes
Episode 1 - Kentucky Fried Fear:

Oh No! The Pigs have birdnapped Nugget! Are the pigs up to their usual tricks, or is this even more sinister than it seems?

Episode 2 - In Hot Water:

The pigs have stolen Matilda, and are utilizing her for her eggs! Can the birds stop the pigs from doing this?

Episode 3 - The Betrayal:

The pigs have turned against 'The Colonel', and are teaming up with the birds to defeat him, once and for all! Will they succeed, or will I stop asking questions with obvious answers?

Bonus Episode - Poached Eggs:

It's literally just Poached Eggs, that's it.

Development
Despite being a parody game, PETA hired actual Rovio developers to work on the game, however, this might not have been 100% ideal, as the Rovio developers messed with playtesters and PETA itself. When the game was being tested, the Rovio devs altered the Nugget character scripts and ability, instead of shooting the fireball, Nugget would instead poof into a PNG of a chicken nugget and eventually just despawn, this shocked the playtesters, and the head of PETA demanded that this would be removed, however, it was still left in the files as a secret.

Cancellation
Angry Birds PETA was cancelled on April 5th, 2012, when the Rovio developers pranked PETA one last time, when the playtesting was almost complete, they made the final level of 'The Betrayal' impossible to beat by making the only bird in the level Red. The head of PETA was not impressed and cancelled the game, while kicking the developers out. One of them commented: "I wish I could relive this moment again."

Trivia
'Nugget' first appeared in a prior PETA flash game, "Super Chick Sisters".

It is currently unknown if the game even existed in the first place.

'The Colonel', and 'Kentucky Fried Fear' are (obviously) references to KFC.

Why did you waste your time reading this?