User:ExcitedGreenPig6/Pigventures

Welcome reader, this is my pig life, this will be like User:Redbird07/Adventures 2, User:TechKon/2013 and AwesomeTrinket's days of December.

Tuesday 1st
Hi, I'm Cerdan Swiningston (pronounced Sir-Den Swy-ning-ston). I live with my five piggy pals, I am on the far left, Lemon is next to me, he is hard to impress and is yellow and not green, L.M. (Larry Marge or Large) is the large pig at the back and can't stop eating, Isaac Einstinium is next to lemon and knows pretty much all, ask him anything, he is like the Internet, Tina is the girl of the bunch and is next to Isaac. Derek is… um, hold on.

There we go. A(the) clear(est) picture of Derek. This photograph took a surprising amount of attempts to take.

We live in the Milk Shack, a dairy store just outside of King pig castle, for your convenience, here is a map of it. [[File:Imagemaps.jpeg|thumb|231x231px|Key Blue,

Yellow, and

Orange.
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Our mission, nothing really. I just found this wiki when I was canoodling on the internet typing sdrib yrgna and I saw Ecaps Sdrib Yrgna.

Wednesday 2nd
Just a Normal, average, casual day, despite my username, nothing exciting happened.

Thursday 3rd
I was woken up at 1:30 in the morning by Derek, he was chewing on my pillow leaving olive oil everywhere. He explained that there is something in his room that scares him, first of all, Derek can't speak, but he can write stuff (Terribly, like if he were to write Hello, he would write Hulohh or something like that.), And second of all, he is old enough to not be afraid of things in his room, Everyone knows that! I crept down the corridor, trying NOT to wake anybody up, and went into Derek's room, and I saw something really creepy, I didn't know what it was so I turned on the lights, it turned out to be a lamp behind a pretty creepy teddy bear.

Afterwards, I went to bed and didn't wake up until 10 o'clock.

Friday 4th
Nothing much today, I just played video games with L.M. In his room. We loved Porkmula 1 because L.M. Unlocked all the racetracks so we can play all day. Yeah, but besides that, the day was pretty casual.

Saturday 5th (Cinco de Mayo)
Hola, it's cinco de Mayo, so to celebrate, we had two bowls of jalapeño peppers on the kitchen table, here's an image. We gave ourselves a challenge to eat them without feeling any spice, due to his love of eating food, Larry Marge went first (obviously), and he ate an entire bowl by pouring them in his mouth, even though he was supposed to only eat ONE! And he just said Here is the result of Lemon, Isaac and Tina. Oh, and Derek, don't get me started on him, the second the pepper touched his tongue, he went completely berserk(like always) he thought his tongue was on fire so he got some matches that got lit and it only got worse, his tongue literally caught on fire so he rushed downstairs into the store to get some caramel ice cream and he felt much better.
 * Lemon went next, he put a pepper in his mouth but spat it out after a few seconds.
 * Isaac explained that chilli peppers are very good for you, so he just ate one and drank some water, simple as that.
 * Tina ate one and in result, her cheeks turn red, this gave her an idea to tell Isaac to make some red blush for her, little did she know she was supposed to SWALLOW it!

I could beat him in my sleep, speaking of which, it's my turn, when I got ahold of the pepper, I felt like I was going to pass out, so, I did(not really, my eyes were open) I put the chilli pepper in my mouth and ate it whole, then, I realized I won… second place, the real winner was L.M. And he ate an entire bowl, it's against the rules. Anyhoo… here's the leaderboard Okay, happy cinco de Mayo.
 * 1) L.M.
 * Me
 * 1) Tina
 * 2) Isaac
 * 3) Lemon
 * 4) Derek

Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday the 6th, 7th, and 8th
just three days when nothing interesting happened, I earned the Lucky bird achievement but that was all.

Wednesday 9th
Okay, Four images for four days, here we go. L.M. Has been eating so much food that he has lost his sense of thought, pretty normal result for a pig, so he fell asleep in my bed instead of his. I told him that his room was left to the living room at the end of the corridor, he just didn't remember which left. I couldn't sleep in his room because it was a mess. So… I went in Lemon's room and he didn't mind at all.

Thursday 10th
Last night, I didn't bother lifting up L.M. Because he weighs like something hundred pounds, so Isaac started this Fitness Program he named "Get Healthier and Activer!" Now I'm 99.9% sure that "Activer" is not a word, and I'm 99.9% sure he knows that. But I had no choice.

Friday 11th
Today is the annual Piggy Island Marathon, where we race across the whole island. But unfortunately, Chuck entered the race with me and you get the biz.

Saturday 12th
Today, I took a virtual tour of the White House and it was pretty cool, I could just imagine I was there.

Sunday 13th (Mother's Day)
Well, we know that Mother's Day is on the 2nd Sunday of May, and today is the 2nd Sunday of May(I mean in clear words, it's Mother's Day). And today is a great opportunity to show you Her. Meet Laurion Swiningston. Well, I might as well show my dad along with her. My Roommates totally forgot. So they didn't give My Mom any Gifts. So the gift table was pretty barren. So as a treat for being the only one to remember to give mom a gift, she took me to Iggy's Diner to get a burger. After all that, I felt a bit lazy so that's all I got time for today.

Monday 14th
Just a regular day when nothing interesting happened.

Tuesday 15th
we Made a card game called Elemental Fight: Ancient Scrolls, Here are some images We played the game for a few moments and loved every match, I just hope my game becomes famous one day.

Wednesday 16th to Saturday 19th
Okay, from now on, I will skip days when nothing interesting happened.

Sunday 20th
Misty wrote an article back in 2012 saying December 20 was very unlucky Maybe because it was Thursday. C'mon, She got an F, saw a black cat, spilled salt, had trinket pass wind in her face and worse of all, broke her billion eggo phone. Now I have to be aware of Thursday the 20th in September.

Monday 21st
Imagepiggy is a popular photo sharing social media site in Piggy Island. So I uploaded this image using it. I call this Infinite Snout.

Thursday 24th
Tina has started a fortune telling career. And she's pretty good at it.

Thursday 31st
Today was unusual. L.M. Found the 100 Euros Tina said he would find. No wonder Noise finds Random amounts of Eggos wherever he goes.

Friday 1st
According to the fact that Piggy Island is in the Southern Hemisphere. It's Winter.

Wednesday 6th
Well, I found this near Mouth Pool…

Saturday 9th
Let's put it this way, everything has a completely logical explanation. When I was walking through Cobalt Plateaus, I got attacked by Bubbles the Inflatable Oriole. Why does he inflate you ask, I told Isaac this so he could have a look, since Cherylfrancis3000 told us the science behind that Ice Bird thingymawhatsoever thing from ABSpace, were going to tell you about Bubbles.

''Isaac said that under his tongue lies a tube that absorbs the air of the Earth's atmosphere and leads it into his skin, not poisoning him due to it not leading to his lungs, the more he sucks in, the more larger he seems. ''

Thursday 14th
Russia FIFA World Cup 2,018 is here baby! Too bad America isn't participating :(, I was shooting some hoops in the Ceramic Circle Stadium.

Sunday 17th
Corporal Pig was pretty serious is training today, it was thrilling, but I heard his name was "Kernel" today.

Friday 22nd
It's my birthday(obviously :p)

Saturday 23rd
I helped around a bit.

Wendsday 4th (Fourth of July)
We pigs are not necessarily Americans, but we participate in their traditions. So, we watched the fireworks till they stopped.

Thursday 12th
Introducing, my own wiki.

FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!!!!!
Today was good, nothing unlucky.

Sunday 15th
It turns out, France won the FIFA World Cup 2,018. That kinda disappointed me.

Tuesday 17th
Today was awesome! Why? May you ask? Because Utkar promoted me to Content Moderator and even said that he might promote me to a sysop if I do good.

Wednesday 18th
umm…

Tuesday 17th
I'm back! Now, let me brush you on things that happened in the last few months.
 * I am no longer a Content Moderator.
 * I made an avatar to promote the 2018 Asian Games AG2018EGP6.png
 * I celebrated the Moon Festival JUST so I can eat mooncakes. However, you guessed it, L.M. ate most of them, leaving 6 or 7 left.