Thread:ComboLuigi2000/@comment-37595749-20200113214952/@comment-37595749-20200208030036

Me: Then I use Venusaur.

Azelf: Why is Uxie banned again?

Souldier: Because the illusionist said so?

Azelf: There has to be a reason, not just because someone said so. It's just like saying *Derp face* I'm dumb!

Mesprit: Hey, uhhh... Did anyone know where the kid headed off to?

Me: *Healing Miraitowa* No, not really.

Equonix: *Off screeen* HELP, I'M BEING ASSAULTED BY A ZAPADOS!

Zapados: *Bird noises, zaps Equonix*

Me: F... SHOOT EVERYTHING!

Somiety: *Launches a level 3 charged punch at Zapados, making him faint*

Me: Eh, never mind.

Equonix: *is evolving*

Me: Oh... forgot about that evolution.

Singearnix: *Evolution finishes* Ugh... I don't think I'm thinking straight...

Somiety: Hey, you look... different.

Singearnix: *lightning surges throughout her body* ow...

Me: Here, hold onto this. *Passes Singearnix a gear*

Miraitowa: *stops glitching* Ow... Wait, did that Mesprit recolor just...

Mesprit: -_-

Miraitowa: ...oh, right... heh...

Singearnix: *catches the gear, then puts it on her right arm* Ok, starting to feel better. Odd thing is, I don't think I feel like myself.

Me: As in?

Singearnix: I actually feel like fighting for once. And to add on to that, I'm not a fighter to begin with!

Me: Weird. And you're an AI, so...

Citron: Her AI's been compromised!

Me: Lightning, I presume?

Citron: Yep. Time to fix it, if I can hook up this AI onto a computer. Problem? It's in an organic body. No way I can breach flesh like that.

Singearnix: It? You're calling me an it?

Citron: And now you're offended by being referred to by genderless pronouns. Hehehehe, man did that bird mess you up.

Singearnix: That's it. *Void rends Citron, damaging herself in the process*

Citron: GAH! *hits a wall* Ok, ok. So "She's" not acting like herself.

Singearnix: *does not look amused*

Citron: Fine kid, I'll stop using the airquotes.

Me: Ok, and if Bowser shows up, he's gonna get an instant ban.

Sans: I feel like someone's gonna have a bad time.

Me: Sans. Stop focusing on your genocide incarceration.

Sans: eh, i'm sans, and i don't really care. *yawn*

Me: *shrug*