Thread:ComboLuigi2000/@comment-36107211-20190721150552/@comment-36107211-20190721152700

Today, Chuck challenged me to a race, since I am one of the fastest runners in the Mushroom Kingdom. Chuck didn't say anything about rules, so he literally threw a banana peel on the ground and I slipped on it, then he literally RAN OVER ME! After that I went to the milkshack with my pig costume to have a nice iced latte, and I met Corporal Pig telling me about this "plan" he was going to unleash on the birds, because he was talking so fast, the only words I overheard were "cannons" and "bananas".