Thread:ComboLuigi2000/@comment-36107211-20191115062350/@comment-37966578-20191116050220

The Pig: Well, my name is Hamm Bristle? Y'alls?

Tsunam: Tsunam

Kaz: Kaz

Seamus: Seamus

McKayla: McKayla

Dean: Dean

Mouser: Mouser

Danny: Danny

''Rocky hesitates. He doesn't trust the pig but he does not wish to appear racist.''

"Rocky," he finally says

Hamm: Ah, nice to meetcha! Weird y'all should stumble across my farm. Ain't no-one except youse and der stores know about me.

Kaz: The stores?

Hamm: Donate barley'n bread to them stores. Says so right on our logo

He points to the white bucket.

Hamm: We also donate watermelons to the military

Seamus: You do what?

In Amethystville...

Corporal, pacing while sizing the soldiers up: So, you think you got what it takes to be a watermelon warrior?

Pig: *sneezes*

Corporal: Bless you. Know when to cover those. They're important. Don't let 'em get in your way.

''The corporal walks past a female pig. She's the only one without proper posture or wearing the outfit properly.''

Corporal, looking at her: You think this some kinda joke do ya? One day this'll be the nation you're serving for and you aren't gonna make it past the first enemy battalion. Get serious with me. Bad enough you're female. Adjust that helm o yours and hold that melon properly

The female hangs her head and adjusts her cap.