Thread:Redbird07/@comment-27024716-20131207152052/@comment-31959496-20140616071341

Me: Okay, I had enough...release the Daken!!! (Daken is a random bird I saw at a mall then became friends with him)

Daken:(gets his gun) I'm going to zap those pigs outta sight with mah gun! (Fires, but it instead of zapping it shrinks 5 Pigs)

Daken:Aw, shucks! This is a shrink ray gun, not a laser gun!

Me:Great.

Pig #145: Ahhhh!!!!! Why am I so small??!

Pig #146:Shrink ray...

Pig #147: I am the size of plankton!

Pig #148: No, we're about the size of unmowed grass.

Me:......?