User blog:UUnlockedMario/Pube Muppet Goes to Red Fazbird's Pizzeria

Hello there my good security guard, I am the Pube Muppet. Today I have made my swell way to Red Fazbird's Pizzeria, the restaurant where the game of the same name takes place. On the first night, instead of listening to Phone Pig's message, I will rape him through the phone. Hahahahahahahaha, talk about gay phone sex. After that, I will wander around the restaurant. Soon enough, I will come across Chuck; the sexy, sexy male animatronic canary. I will jump on top of him, and shove his feathers up my ass, while he is screaming and trying to get me off, I will rape his canary ass. After that, as I am heading down to the hallway to the office so I can place my huge penis in the desk fan to feel the cooling pain. Oh, cooling pain! Oh, cooling pain! Suddenly, I will see Hal charging at me. I will bend my ass over at the last second so that he accidentally rams his hook up my ass and I will feel the piratey pain as he struggles to get it out of my ass. Oooooooohhooooooooooohhhhhhh! Yar har, fiddle dede! Being a pirate is alright to be! Do what you want, 'cause a pirate lives free! You are a pirate!

After that, I will head into the kitchen to make a swell pizza, only after I kill Stella and Silver, those stupid female birds. I will make this swell pizza by taking a bloody diarrhea on some pizza dough, which I shaped like a penis, then add some penis cheese, then slice penis meat. I will then put this swell concoction (hehe, cock) in the oven. While I am waiting for my pizza to cook, I will see Red going into the girls' bathroom, so I will drag him out of there, and rape him like hahahahahahaha. What the fuck are you doing in the girls' bathroom? Hahahaha, are you some kind of fucking pervert? Hahaha, well now you are being raped by a gay perverted amphibian! Oooooooooohhh!

Then I will consume my swell pizza, which by the way, made the entire building smell like shit, and will kill and females that enter, and turn any males gay. After the night is over, and it is time for the place to open, I will reprogram the robots to sing gay songs. They will rape any little boys in the restaurant, and I will turn Red Fazbird's Pizzeria into Red Gaybird's House of Gay Sex! Yes, that would be oooooooooooooooooohhhhh sooooooooooooooooo swell!

What the fuck? Why the fuck did you cut me off? Huh? Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh, hello there my sexy Red! Are you going to rape me in the dark? Oh yes, I love being raped by men in the dark! Shove that top hat into my mouth so I can pretend it's your second cock. Oooooooooooooooooohhhhh.

Red Fazbird: God damn it, Pube Muppet! I was just going to jumpscare you in the dark and shove you into a costume, but now that I know about your perverted shit, I am not doing any of that. Instead, I am just going to have Stella and Silver shove their beaks up your ass. Pube Muppet: What the fuck? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Fuck you, I am leaving this piece of shit establishment! Fuck off and let me be! Red Fazbird: Oh wait, I found that gay pizza you wanted. It's up my robotic ass.