Thread:Thelalaloopsygirl/@comment-5342115-20130905140211/@comment-27024716-20130929143314

Cut Man: It was slice to meet you Thelalaloopsygirl! (Shoots scissors at me)

Me: I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, YES ON EVERBODY'S NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOOOOOESS! (Scissors break in two)

Guts Man: Alright, time to crush Thelalaloopsygirl!

Me: A father is driving his boy home from school. On the way home, an accident occured and the man died, but the boy survived, and was taken to the hospital. In the patient room, the doctor came in the room, saw the boy and said "That's my son!" How did that happen, Guts Man?

Guts Man: Uh, the father faked the death but the boy's injuries was real?

Me: THE DOCTOR WAS HIS MOTHER! (Electrifies Guts Man, which shatters him to pieces)

Guts Man: Ouch....