Thread:Redbird07/@comment-5342115-20121116012542/@comment-5342115-20121116045951

Apparently the hatred and fear born from the argument we had last night took the fearsome form of THE SMOOZE, a large purple blob of slime which grows and grows and buries and completely destroys anything it comes across. Also, any organism enveloped by THE SMOOZE becomes extremely hostile. Also, it has multiple heads coming out of it that collaspe and protude repeatedly, that go "DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW". NOTHING CAN STOP THE SMOOZE!