Thread:TechKon/@comment-5007060-20121007174645/@comment-5342115-20121028114014

Why is he too dark? Because HE IS NOT FAT PIG! He is Big Brother Pig!

Go-Go-Gadget Jetpack! (inflates) Why the heck is this not working?...I said, GO-GO-GADGET JETPACK! (grows a jetpack on his back to escape Fatman Topshelf, the Big Brother Pig.