Stripped Burd

Stripped Burd (also known as Crisp) is an unplayable burd in the Amgry Burds pc game NOT made Rovio

Special Power
She doesn't have one stupid, I just sayed she's an unplayable burd.

Trivia

 * She's a meth addict
 * She loves easter eggs
 * Stripped burd likes pigs and birds but no one knows why
 * Stripped Burd is 'Murica's abandoned child
 * She had 13 boyfriends and 69 girlfriends but she broke up with all of them because they weren't a fan of easter.
 * She is from France
 * Jasus is way more f***in stupid than this MFer