Thread:Yoshipea/@comment-36107211-20191202145242/@comment-37595749-20191231203747

Me: Ok, now we need to figure out if I actually blew up the hotel.

(Meanwhile)

Shaggy: I can beat you with 0.1% of my power! *Gets run over by a car*

Mario: ...I WIN! *poses*

Me: Hey Mario.

Mario: *Points a finger gun at me* AGH! WHAT IN THE HECK ARE YOU DO--

Me: Name's bond. James bond. And I'm here to investigate on who blew up the hotel.

Mario: You did!

Me: I never laugh maniacally.

???: ...

Mario: And... What is that? If that's Mesprit, then I'll know why you're acting weird.

Me: Nah. Mesprit isn't a hugger.

Mario: Then what is it?

???: *makes a Pokemon cry*

Mario: *tries to contain it, until...* Daww! Ok, fine.