Thread:ComboLuigi2000/@comment-36107211-20200402115551/@comment-37595749-20200410173258

Me: I know some people who are experts at giving love and affection.

Uxie: And those people are?

(Moments later)

Equonix: *is asleep*

Yoshi: I raised Luigi when he was a baby!

Bowser: I'm no expert, but come on, I love my son!

Solar Flare: No, just no. I'm not doing this, it's not my thing. (Leaves through the portal she just entered from)

Me: Okaaaay... That's three. Now, we also need firepower against the mad scientists, right?