Angry Birds Ultimate (ComboLuigi2000)/Cutscenes

Cutscenes appear in levels like boss levels, levels where you unlock birds, levels where a new area is unlocked or levels where things are going to get harder.

Cutscene 1
Upon starting level 1-4 you get your first cutscene, this is when you start to get new birds:

Red: I was looking everywhere for you boys! Where've you all gone?!

Jay: A hoard of pigs were trying to catch us!

Jim: Thanks to our braveness, we were able to clear the path!

Jake: Yeah! It was like (Doing Karate Moves) Waah, hooyah! Wachah!

Red:...What?

Jay: Okay, maybe we exaggerated the facts a bit too much, we ran behind this rock for safety. At least the dumb pigs didn't notice a thing!

Red: Don't worry, kids, at least you're with me so you should be safe. Let's go find the rest.

Cutscene 2
Again, Level 1-9 gives you another cutscene, this is when you have to free birds from cages before getting them.

Jay: Phew, that was a tedious battle!

Red: And tiring! We could use Chuck's help.

Jim: Speaking of Chuck, where is he?

Chuck: I'm here, birds! (In a cage with sleeping pigs around him)

Red: Chuck! How'd you get trapped?!

Chuck: It's a very long story, at least try to get me outa here!!!

Red: Okay Chuck, just wait...

Pig: What was that? Approaching birds?! Hogs wake up! We GOTTA GET 'EM!

Cutscene 3
After the level, this happens:

Red: And next time you mess with one of my friends, I won't go easy on you, porkers!

Pig: What a day... that's why the pigs at the Pig City warned me 'bout this...

Chuck: Now let's go! Ooh, Race y'all to the next battleground. See 'ya!

Same happens at the end of Level 1-14.

Red: Bomb! Let's get you out of here.

Chuck: Couldn't you have just EXPLODED out of the cage?!

Bomb: Why didn't I think about that?

Chuck: And you thought I was dumb...

Bomb: Did you say I'm DUMB?!

Jay: Now let's not start another war here.

Minion Pigs: Birds! Let's get them guys!

Red: This battle will never end...

Cutscene 4
'The final cutscene for Birdlands appears in level 1-20. That is the boss cutscene.'

Red: Guys, let's sneak quietly and see what the pigs are up to...

Red: ...Where's Chuck?

Chuck: Sorry I'm late for this, I was just making a rock costume to hide.

(Hambo sneaks up behind the birds in a bush with some other pigs) Hehehe... *snorts*

The Blues in a low whisper: What was that?

Minion Pig with Hambo: Achoo!

Bomb: Aaaaah!!! *Explodes*

Hambo: What was that for?!

Minion Pig: Sorry, I'm allergic to bushes.

Hambo: Is that even a thing?!

Red: Well you guys are in trouble. BIRDS ATTACK!

Cutscene 5
And there is a cutscene after the level for the boss.

Red: ...And this is why bad guys never win!

Hambo: This is all your fault, Snot-nosed pig! I'm telling the king about this.

Minion Pig: Yeeeeeesh...

Chuck: Yea, go back wee-wee-wee all the way home and tell King, the Fat-Tummy Pork to return our friends AND our eggs to us because we're just way too strong to confront!

Hambo: *Runs away*

The Blues: What's this?

Red: Yahoo! A map! Just what we needed.

Bomb: Eggs, here we come!

Cutscene 6
On level 2-1, there is a cutscene after you get the map.

Red: According to the map, it says that the pigs must be headed this way.

Matilda: Oh hi, Red!

Chuck: Matilda! Where've you been?

Jay: The pigs are pulling their attack of doom on us and we need your help!

Matilda: I'd be happy to h...

Vine Pig: Haha! (Snatches Matilda Away) Not so fast!

Bomb: Oh great! We have to rescue Matilda.

Cutscene 7
On level 2-3, you find Matilda with a very special juice...

Bomb: Matilda! We need your help!

Matilda: Red and the flock! Thanks for rescuing me, here's a special reward for you!

Red: Good, we need to get you out of here before a pig can hear us squawk...

Pigs: Too late birds, we heard ya!

The Blues: Wait, we can use Matilda's berry juice in the pig attack!

Cutscene 8
At the end of the level, there is also a cutscene where you unlock Ozzie.

Bomb: What a fight!

Red: Just wonderful! Our slingshot looks just as bad as a...

Ozzie: (Falls down from the sky) Aaaaaaah!!! Ow!!!

Chuck: Hey piggy, listen up! What are your plans!

Ozzie: (Getting up) ...Agh... Relax, I'm not with Riba. That porker double-crossed me...

Matilda: Oh dear, what happened?

Ozzie: Riba's been getting suspicious of my activity and friendly demeanor, so he decided to throw off the ship into the middle of this forest as punishment.

Red: So, what are the pigs up to?

Ozzie: Besides stealing your flock's eggs? Eh, beats me, but I do know they are planning to steal something called the "Dimensional Emerald." However, from what I've heard, is what keeps all our islands safe. Once Riba gets their hands on it, they can take control of all the islands.

(All flock gasps in fright)

Jay: We need to stop them!

Jake: To restore our islands!

Jim: So that I can finally win a game of "Bird Knights" with Jay and Jake!

(Everyone looks at Jim)

Jim: ...Or maybe not.

Red: But our slingshot is in bad shape, how will we defeat the pigs?

Ozzie: Heh, it's nothing I can't fix. Watch.

(A few moments later)

Bomb: Wow, this looks good as brand new!

Ozzie: Yep, building is my specialty after all.

Bomb: By the way, what's your name anyways?

Ozzie: Oh, it's Ozzie.

Red: Well Ozzie, would you like to join our flock?

Matilda: More the merrier!

Ozzie: Hm... I could, but I'd have to stay out of sight... Sure, why not?

Red: Let's go flock!

Cutscene 9
So at the start of Corporal Pig's fight at Level 2-20, there is a cutscene.

Chuck: Does this forest EVER end?!

Bomb: Just BE PATIENT, Chuck!

Chuck: "Patience" is not a word that appears in my dictionary!

Hal: Oh, finally, there it is!

Bubbles: Phew, it's been so long in this forest and I just want a piece of cand...

Corporal Pig: (Jumps down from a tree in an attempt to make a surprise landing but lands with a thump)

Red: What was that for?!

Corporal Pig: Let's forget that ever happened... Look birdies, if you want your eggs you'll have to show us the way to the Dimensional Emerald!

Matilda: We are never doing that!

Terence: *Groans*

Corporal Pig: You know the phrase "Either you die as a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain".

Corporal Pig: So that means you have two choices, one: put up a fight with me or two: give up and show me the way to the Dimensional Emerald. Either way, I will win.

Red: I'd rather destroy you rather than letting you and your friends destroy the entirety of our islands.

Corporal Pig: Piggies! Do your thing!

Red: Show'em what you got, feathered flockers!

After the fight with Corporal Pig, then another cutscene appears.

Hal: Take that, you helmeted hog!

Corporal Pig: There will be revenge! Mark my words!

Red: Yes! Another Pig defeated, let's go flock!

Meanwhile at Pig City...

King Pig: Where is Riba?! I've been waiting for him to bring me the eggs and it is taking ages!!!

Minion Pig: Sir! Our pigs have gotten badly hurt!

King Pig: What does that have to do with me?! Where is Riba?! He promised me to bring me the eggs but it's been already a whole two minutes!

Minion Pig: This is serious King Pig! We've already had Hambo injured and we had Corporal Pig injured. What do we do?

King Pig: Don't worry, once Riba gets that Dimensional Emerald, I will be in control of Piggy Island and the Birds have nowhere to run from...

Cutscene 10
On 3-1 there's a cutscene when you first get to South Beach.

Bubbles: This is sooooo tiring, we have to walk like a few kilometers until we can get to that King's Castle.

Jay: Don't worry, Bubbles, we'll get there.

Silver: Ooh lookie! Seashells! I'll put them in my seashell collection.

Red: Silver, this is no time to be lingering around!

Silver: Linger?! In a beach full of five hundred seashells?!

Silver: What's this? It's a glowing seashell. Just wonderful!

Hal: Watch out Silver, behind you!

Silver: What behind me-aAaaAaaAaAah!

Silver: Oh wait, it's just a pig dressed in a silly mermaid costume.

Hal: What do you want with us?

Merpigs: We challenge you...

Merpigs: ...to a swimming competition.

Chuck: I'm in! I'm the fastest swimmer in the world!

Bomb: He said swimming competition, not a water-running competition.

Chuck: Ok then... Get them by slingshot!

Merpig: Catcha later you dumb birdies! Haha!

Cutscene 11
On the start of level 3-5, again, there's a cutscene where you unlock Stella.

Chuck: Aye... I'm getting tired and hot! I just want to take a dip in the water and have a drink of coconut. That's all I wanted!

Red: Hey look! It's a button.

(A holographic Riba pops up)

Hologram Riba: I don't think that you flocksters are not taking this seriously enough...

Hal: You don't deserve the Emerald!

Hologram Riba: Ha! Our clan has already gotten it! We only stole your eggs as a mere distraction! With lots of pigs, there is no way to stop us from extracting its power!

Red: Oh yeah, Riba?! I don't think so.

Hologram Riba: It's you and your overconfidence. Just give up already. Not even your strongest allies can stop us! Not even the almighty Eagle! Once I have that power, I gain control to the entirety of the islands! Muahahaha!

(Hologram Riba disconnected)

Stella: Pssst! Down here!

Red: Stella! What are you doing here? We were worried about you.

Stella: I bet you're looking for Riba too, right?

Bomb: Yeah!

Chuck: That big-headed baconier stole our eggs!

Stella: Listen. I have a plan.

Jay: Cool!

Stella: The time it takes for them to extract the power takes a lot of time, roughly 10 hours. If we get there on time, then we can defeat him.

Red: But how?

Stella: Hand me your map. His lair is at Bird Island. It may be quite a long time to get there, but, if we can, we could use a short-cut to go through the islands wherever the pigs are leading us. They should be heading to Riba's lair at this time.

Stella: Here's a special powerup. It's called the King Sling, it makes launches way better.

Silver: Wonderful! You're the best, Stella, now let's get outta...

Merpig 1: Hi there, losers!

Red: Just go, you know that we can already pop you with one peck.

Merpig 2: Guess we didn't really plan this out well... uh, see you next time!

Red: Birds, show them what you got!

On 3-15, there is, of course, another cutscene, this is when you unlock the minigame "Egg Defender".

Red: Oh look! It's an egg, I'd better bring it back to its parents before it hatches.

Matilda: Aww...It's so cute.

Chuck: But whose is...

Minion Pig: Guys, that birdie has an egg! Let's get that egg back to King!

Other Minion Pigs: Let's go! We're gonna have a luxury dinner tonight!

Bomb: Not today, thank you!

Hal: Yeah, you guys are dreaming, the egg is ours.

Red: Let's defend this egg!

Cutscene 12
You get the final cutscene for South Beach on level 3-20, this is the boss.

Red: Come on guys, let's keep going.

Jay: I mean Red, is there a Milkshake stop nearby?

Red: I mean we could use some berry juice... Hey, piggy! What do you want?

Merpig: Uhm...Nothing!

Chuck: THENJUSTRUNNAWAYBEFOREIHAVETOGETRIDOFYOUMYSELF!

Merpig: (Wails and runs in fear)

Bomb: Uhh...guys?

(All birds scream in fear)

Merpig 1: There they are!

Merpig 2: Meet our King, the Hogtopus.

Bomb: ...Oh no...

Hogtopus: The King was just talking 'bout you puny creatures. You guys think you're smart, eh? Hahaha, such chickens.

Matilda: Hey! You don't call us that!

Jim: But Matilda, aren't you a chicken?

Matilda: Nevermind about that.

Hogtopus: Now this will teach you something! (Grabs Bomb with his tentacle and throws it against a coconut tree, making him explode)

Silver: Bomb! Are you alright?

Bomb: I'm alright. But this pig won't be! Guys, tackle him!

Cutscene 13
At the end of the level, there is a cutscene.

Bomb: I'm pretty sure you've learned a very important lesson today, don't hit the bomb bird against a coconut tree.

Hogtopus: You...you pests!

Silver: Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh.

Red: Silver, let's go already!

Cutscene 14
When you meet Tony on level 4-1 there's a cutscene.

Everyone: WOW, AMAZING, MESMERIZING, LOVELY!

Stella: What is this feeling.

Hal: Huh? What do you mean?

Stella: This true feeling of love, friendship, and kindness, this feeling that bursts out like a blazing trail beyond the image that it could never stop. Falling down miraculously like snow precipitating. The melody of the heart. WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT?

Silver: It's Snow Halation and why did the creator came up with this script?

The setting was changed to Rovio Entertainment OYJ HQ

Combo: Don't ask me, ask him.

Omega: IDK

Combo: (Puts up technical difficulty sign)

The setting reverts back to Pork-th Pole

Bubbles: Look, there's Tony's homestead.

Red: (KNOCK KNOCK)

Tony: Hei? (Hello in Finnish)

Tony: Oh!

Tony: Hei.

Tony: Terence?

Tony proceeds to hug Terence.

Hal: That's kinda cute. Ok, let's start the level, shall we?

Icey from cage: help me!!!!!

Cutscene 15
At the ending of level where you unlock Icey, there will be a cutscene

Red: Don't worry Icey! We have the key! (grabs key)

Icey: YAY!! I'M OUT!!!

Chuck: Welcome to the team Icey!

Silver: (sees Icey) :D

Icey: (hugs Silver)

Tony: Grrrr... (So what do we do now?)

Icey: Yeah what do we do red?

Stella: (sees an ice block) Umm guys, I think we're trapped...
 * Me and Terence will break it!

(the ice turns into gold)

Bomb: Well that turned out well.

Ice Hockey Pig: Now you're REALLY trapped!

Icey: lets see 'bout that...

Cutscene 16
On level 4-8, you unlock Chet along with something special.

Chuck: This snowstorm is getting worse by the minute!

Icey: I don't feel it.

Silver: Good for you! I'm freezing to death!

(Shadow appears in the distance resembling Chet)

Jay: Who's that?

Red: I think I remember him, that's Chet!

Bomb: Hey Chet!

(Shadow appears to be a minion pig with feathers pasted on him)

Minion Pig: Hahahaha! You got fooled!

Matilda: Uhh...

Minion Pig: The look on your faces! Hahaha!

(Real Chet appears behind him and punches him)

Bubbles: Woohoo! 10/10!

Chet: Waddup?

Red: Hi Chet! What's that?

Chet: It's a little chest I found!

Stella: What's inside?

Chet: It's a key, used to open that gate over there.

Soldier Pigs: Hand the chest over to us now!

Chet: It's showtime!

Cutscene 17
On level 4-15, you unlock Dodo.

Dodo: Thank goodness you guys got me out, being cooped up in that cage for a long time made me go crazy!

Chet: I know right? What could be worse, we have to get through this snow cold dungeon...

Chuck: This place has death marked all over it! There's booby traps everywhere!

Matilda: What's even worse, Soldier Pigs are all over the place.

Jake: You're just too scared. What's the worst that could happen?

(Jake then triggers a trap which opens a trapdoor he falls into)

Jake: HELP!!!

(Jay and Jim pull him up along with other birds)

Red: That was a close one, Jake, be careful!

Jake: Sorry, just feeling brave.

Soldier Pig 1: Stand still in the name of Kig Smoothcheeks!

(Soldier Pig trips over a tripwire causing arrows to dispense continuously on them)

Chuck: (Makes a "Really?" face)

Soldier Pig 2: Let's just stop and fight!

Dodo: Fighting is my speciality!

Cutscene 18
On level 4-20, there's a Big Boy Boar cutscene.

Icey: Are we at the end of the dungeon? (Pants)

Bomb: Not yet but I hope soon!

Stella: It says right over here there's a special staff we can obtain at the end.

Jay: And look, there it is!

Silver: Can I do the honors of getting it?

Red: Uh, Silver! It could be a trap! Don't!

(Ceiling starts shaking)

Icey: Now what?!

Red: This can't be good...

(Big Boy Boar jumps from ceiling with his Boars, causing a huge Earthquake)

(Big Boay Boar roars at the birds)

Chuck: I'm fine with the yelling, but did he seriously have to spit?

Big Boy Boar: I am Big Boy Boar, the biggest boar in da entire world! (All boars shouting happily)

Hal: Well, why are you here?

Big Boy Boar: King ask me to protect staff, so me protect!

Red: Oh, King Pig?

Big Boy Boar: King also ask me to destroy birdbrains! So me no let you pass unless we fight!

Icey: You know that we're good at fighting so you're making a very risky move here, man!

Big Boy Boar: Oh yeah?! We'll see about that!

Cutscene 19
At the end of the level, there's a scene where you get the staff

Big Boy Boar: I HATE YOU BIRDS! I PROMISE THAT I'LL COME BACK!

Ruby: Oh look, a chest!

Hal: (Opens it) Look it's the...

Bomb: Staff!

Ruby: Let's see what this thing can do.

(Ruby uses the staff on Big Boy Boar, freezing him)

Big Boy Boar: NOOOOOOOOO!

Jay: Coming back for revenge? Eh, not anytime soon.

Matilda: Let's go, a bunch of pigs are waiting for us in the Pig City...

Cutscene 20
In Pig City 5-1, you get another cutscene, and find something special.

Chuck: Whoo, we've made it to the Pig City!

Ruby: And holy moly are there lots of pigs.

Red: I think it's best that we hide.

(Chuck pulls the others behind a house)

Red: Hey Ruby, can you distract the pigs so we can get past?

Ruby: Sure!

Ruby: Hey Pigs! Over here!

Chuck: Anyways, we need a sort of smart plan that'll try to get the pigs distracted.

Bomb: Like what?

Hal: I don't really have any ideas, so... Red, ya got anything?

Red: Sadly not, but we have to get to the crystal, or else, we are doomed!

Icey: Hey, what's this?

Silver: Looks like some sort of mask.

Red: It's a pig mask! We could use this...

Bomb: Are you sure about this Red?

Red: Yeah! You guys can go against the pigs while I try to talk to the pigs and see their plans.

Chuck: Well, obviously the pigs are dumb so...

Matilda: Hey Ruby, need a little help?

Ruby: Sure, the more, (swings off a pig) the merrier!

Minion Pigs: Uh-oh...

Chet: (Places the slingshot) Let's do this!

Cutscene 21
On level 5-5, you get another holographic note from Riba.

Bubbles: Phew, what a tiring walk.

Bomb: I know right? This is getting extremely tedious. But we have to save the emerald, or else we guys are done for!

Chuck: Yeah, right... hey, what's that?

Bubbles: It's another button. It's the same one from the beach!

Red: Let's see. (Clicks the button)

(Hologram Riba pops up again)

Hologram Riba: Is this thingy workin?

Icey: Uhhh... yeah?

Holigram Riba: Oh, you guys again... and there's more of you. How'd you get through the army of pigs?

Jay: We had our ways!

Jake: Yeah!

Jim: And you'll be soon defeated by the Angry Birds!

Hologram Riba: Whatever, I've a bigger and better pig army! Ha, take that!

(Hologram Riba disconnects)

Red: Looks we need to make our flock stronger, and then we can take Riba on...

Cutscene 22
Since there isn't much in the Pig City, On level 5-15, you find Chef Pig.

Bomb: Phew, Pig City, more like I dunno...

Chuck: Yeah, we know what ya mean...

The Blues: ...Pigs stink!

Ruby: Hey, look, we need to concentrate, the emerald should be this way.

(Meanwhile, in the castle)

Chef Pig: Yes, yes, just a little icing, and... Voila!

(Birds break in)

Chef Pig: WHAT THE?!

Red: We're in!

Chef Pig: MY CAKE!!!

Hal: Sorry bout that.

Chef Pig: King told me about you, don't even think of a fight...

Bubbles: Of course it's a fight!

Chef Pig: Ok, first of all, how'd you even enter? There are guards.

Red: You see... (Flashback starts)

(Red sees guard sleeping)

Guard 1: Wha... hey!

Matilda: Oh no...

Red: What?!

Guard 2: We won't let you in that easily!

Guard 1: Ya need to know the password.

Red: Uhhhh...

Guard 2: Uhhhh is the correct password! You may enter!

Icey: Ok... (Flashback ends)

Chef Pig: Ugh, those guards...

Silver: Yea, probably the best if they'd thought up of a better password...

Bomb: Silver! Stop giving them ideas.

Chef Pig: Now... apprentices!

Chef Apprentice 1: Yes?

Chef Pig: Bake the cakes!!!

Chef Apprentice 2: Sure thing!

Chuck: What are you, baking cakes for us?

Red: Don't try to truce with us again...

Chef Pig: The cakes are to throw on your faces!

Chet: I thought you said you didn't want to fight.

Chef Pig: Well... I changed my mind.

Red: Then, birds, take'em on!

Cutscene 23
On Level 5-20, you find the Foreman Pig.

Chet: Phew, that Chefster really did throw a giant cake on me!

Red: We need to get to King Pig. Let's go.

Stella: Uhh... looks like we'll have to get through this gigantic construction zone.

Jay: Woah, this place is huge!

Bomb: We need to sneak through this place so that none of the pigs notice us.

Hal: It is pretty noisy so it shouldn't be a problem.

Chuck: I'M GOOD AT THIS SNEAKING THING, RIGHT GUYS?!

Icey: Chuck, I don't think you should've done that...

Foreman Pig: Hey birds! What are you doing in the Pigstruction area?

Ruby: We were just trying to get through but this thing was blocking the way!

Foreman Pig: Not because this is a construction area, it's because you guys are puny birds!

Silver: Hey! You don't talk to us like that!

Foreman Pig: I do have a rule book! It says on Rule 1, no birds allowed!

Jake whispering to Jim: And they say he has a rule book as big as his 'tache! (Giggles)

Foreman Pig: Now you birds get outta here! And go back to your home wailing cause you don't have the emerald!

Red: You know about it too?!

Foreman Pig: Yeah! And you'll be sorry ya don't have that Emerald while Riba will be coming to the King's Castle any moment! Now Construction Pigs! Screw'em up!

Bubbles: They're asleep...

Foreman Pig: Wake up! It's not break time yet!

Construction Pig 1: Birds! DEFEND guys, defend!

Bomb: Here we go again.

Cutscene 24
The final boss for Pig City is on Level 5-25, King Pig.

King Pig: Where is that Riba?!

Corporal Pig: Can't you just wa-

King Pig: Shuddup! If Riba can't come here in time, I'll have to throw him into the ocean! This Great Egg War must come to an end, with Riba bringing back the Dimensional Emerald, I will have the power to make the birds simply lend the eggs over to me.

Corporal Pig: But I'm certain that those bird-brains will smash the door open and foil your plan.

King Pig: Nonsen-

(Birds smash open door)

Corporal Pig: I was right! Now, I'm going back home, to have some sleep.

King Pig: Birds, can't we just discuss this...

Stella: Alright! We'll discuss it.

Jay: But, first, what is it you want to discuss, Mr. Chubbycheeks?

King Pig: It's SMOOTHCHEEKS! And I want to discuss whether we could have a truce.

Chuck whispering to Red: Don't fall for it, Red.

King Pig: If you lend me your eggs, we will put back the Dimensional Emerald to it's rightful place.

Red: We're not doing that!

King Pig: Why not?

Red: For all these years, you wanted the eggs so bad, just because you wanted to eat them.

King Pig: One, because I'm bored of eating grass everyday! And two, I haven't even eaten an egg once!

(All pigs look at King Pig)

Matilda: But what if they taste bad?

King Pig: Always try everything! How would you know?

Red: Let's get straight to the point, the eggs are hatchlings, and if you eat them, they won't hatch! You get it?

King Pig: No.

Red: Ok, since you refuse to get my point, I'll have to give it to you in a fight!

King Pig: Ok, guards, get' em!

Guard 1: Come on...

King Pig: Just fight them!

Cutscene 25
After King Pig's defeat, you get another map.

King Pig: (Sighs) Okay, fine you did it, are you happy? And you expect me to give you a reward?! Okay fine. (Throws a map onto Red's face)

Red: It's a map of Golden Island! But we already have a map, what do we need it for?

Icey: Hey look! It's added onto the main map!

King Pig: But once Riba has finished extracting the powers from the emerald, you birds will be sorry. Now I'm taking a nap!

Bubbles: Okay, goodnight! (Walks away with the rest of the birds)

(Bubbles blows a raspberry at King Pig before leaving)

Riba: Hey, King Pigram Smoothcheeks! We've extracted the power!

Nili: Wait, where is he?

Eugene: I don't know...

Riba: Whatever, let's not waste any of our time on that fool. We'll just have to save the power for ourselves!

(Meanwhile at the birds' nesting barrows)

Icey: What does all of this mean?

Red: I don't know. Maybe it helps us to show the route the pigs are taking.

Stella: Maybe if we... woah... what the?!

Chuck: It's a tornado! Run!

Bomb: Do tornadoes usually happen on Piggy Island?!

Jay: I don't know, just run!

All: AAAAAAAH!

(All of the birds get hit by the tornado, which blows them a long way)

Cutscene 26
You then get your first cutscene on Gold Sand Beach

(All of the flock are seen lying unconscious on the beach)

???: Hey look, it's the flock!

???: What are they all doing out there?

???: Guys, you awake?

Red: (Gets his face off the ground) Poppy, Luca, Willow? Hey, what are you doing on South Beach?

Dodo: This isn't Piggy Island, Red, the tornado took us all the way to Golden Island!

Poppy: A tornado?! It definitely couldn't have been me, I was spending all day on Golden Island practicing the drums.

Stella: Wait... (Wakes up) Poppy, Luca, Willow?!

Poppy, Luca and Willow: STELLA?!

(Indistinct chatting is heard from the four birds)

Red: Uhh... actually, we need your help.

Poppy: Yes, Rojo?

Red: We need to get the eggs back... Riba stole the eggs.

Willow: Don't worry, Red, I'm pretty sure he's a hop, skip and a jump away!

Chuck: WRONG. He's going to his lair in bird island.

Luca: Oh no! What are we going to do about it?

Bomb: Listen, I have a plan. So we-

(Cages are thrown onto Luca and Willow just as Bomb tries to finish his sentence)

Willow: Hey! What are you doing?! Get us out of here!

Captain Goldsnout: Never! Hahaha!

Chet: Who are you?

Captain Goldsnout: It is I, sailor of the seven seas...

Ruby: Just answer our question, DARN IT!

Captain Goldsnout: I am Captain Goldsnout!

Silver: Are you working with Riba?!

Captain Goldsnout: Of course!

Jake: I remember you! You were one of the guys who fought us while the flock were on vacation!

Luca: Maybe the scream can help me break the cage. (Screams as loudly as he can)

Luca: What?! How couldn't that work?

Captain Goldsnout: These cages were made from the strongest types of golds! They're really hard to break!

Hal: Release them!

Captain Goldsnout: But why?! I'm a pirate. Now see ya all later bird-brains!

Poppy: How dare! We need to find him and free our friends!

Dodo: What are you waiting for then? We're birds, the descendants of dinosaurs, so let's do this everybody!

Cutscene 27
In level 6-5, you find Ghoul.

Poppy: Willow was wrong. It's definitely not a hop, skip and jump away.

Jay: Hey, cheer up!

Jake: Yeah, only 21 more battlefields to go!

Jim: Isn't that a bad thing?

Bomb: Just stay cool now flock, we always have everything in good hands!

Chuck: Well except that one time you failed to save me! At least The Blues and their flock were thoughtful enough to save me!

Red: Alright, birds, let's NOT start an argument again, thank you.

Ghoul: Ah! Young birds, what brings you here?

Stella: We want to fight Riba!

Ruby: Yeah, that freak stole our eggs!

(Terence and Tony grunts)

Ghoul: Riba's a very trained warrior, according to what I know. You'll need to train yourselves before fighting him.

Matilda: You are a fighter. Can't you teach us lessons?

Ghoul: I can. But first you'll need to prove yourselves worthy warriors.

Dodo: How?

Ghoul: You'll need to fight me first. Are you up for the challenge?

Chuck: Bring it on!

Cutscene 28
After the fight with Ghoul, you get another cutscene.

Ghoul: It looks like you guys are really good at fighting.

Chuck: Of course!

Ghoul: Here are your rewards!

Stella: Thanks!

Red: Now let's go and save our friends!

Ghoul: If you need any further help, you can come back for daily quests!

Poppy: Got it! Thanks, Ghoul!

Cutscene 29
At level 6-10, you find Luca, but there's a lock that needs a key to unlock.

Red: Luca should be here somewhere.

Luca: I'm over here, birds!

Stella: Guys! Look, there's Luca!

Bubbles: Luca, you okay?

Luca: Do I look okay? I just don't want to be feeded those stale seeds anymore. THOSE MEANY ROGUE PIGS!

Chuck: Calm down, there, Luca, we don't want them to hear us.

Hal: There's a bit of a problem, guys...

Chet: And what would that be?

Hal: There's a lock, and we can't break open the cage!

Icey: We need to find some sort of key.

Rogue Pig 1: Hehe! We have the key! And we'll hide it somewhere where you birds can't find it.

Rogue Pig 2: That's right!

Jim: How dare you! HOW DARE!

Rogue Pig 1: Now you'll never be able to get your birdy friend out!

Rogue Pig 2: Yep! Now, let's go and hide the keys!

(Both of the rogue pigs bump into each other)

Rogue Pig 1: Do you have a sense of direction, MISTER?!

Rogue Pig 2: I thought the gate was that way!

Rogue Pig 1: Whatever, just go.

(Both of them take the keys and open the gate to go to the three extra levels, foolishly, they leave the door open)

Red: We need to get the keys!

Jay: Good thing they left the door open! Now, whatcha waiting for, let's go already!

Cutscene 30
After you find the keys and defeat the rogue pigs, you recieve another cutscene

Rogue Pig: Ow... my head!

Poppy: That's kinda what you get.

Ruby: Anyway, let's go save Luca!

(The flock go back to level 6-10)

Chuck: We've gotten the key!

Luca: Brilliant!

Bomb: Let's get you out of here! (Unlocks the cage)

Luca: Yippee! I'm free!

Matilda: Welcome to the team, Luca!

Red: Ok, flock, more pigs up ahead! No time wasting!

Cutscene 31
'On Level 6-17, you find Willow. Again, the pirates have used hard to open locks...'

Ruby: Wow, the wind of the beach here is really quite cooling, especially on a hot day.

Poppy: Yeah, I can feel the breeze swooshing through my head feathers!

Red: Anyway, keep on the lookout for-

Stella: (Gasps) Willow!

Red: Darn it. I was gonna say pigs but nevermind.

Willow: Hi, Stella! Uhh... could you guys give me a wing?

Chet: If only we did have wings!

Dodo: But first, how should we get you out? The cage is just way too tough to peck into.

Icey: And again... those pesky pirate pigs have locked the cage!

Bomb: Then where could the key be?

Red: Okay, stop squawking at the same time! Let's look around!

(Red looks in the other direction, facing away from the obvious answer)

Silver: Uhh... Red?

Red: What? Oh, look! There's the treasure chest! See? I told ya birds! Now let's get... woah, what the...

(Two rogue pigs come)

Stella: Seriously... what do you want?

Rogue Pig 1: We challenge you to a puzzle!

Rogue Pig 2: A DANCE-OFF!

Chuck: I AM READY!

Rogue Pig 1: Bruh.

Rogue Pig 2: Nevermind.

Rogue Pig 1: Anyway, if you beat us, the prize is the key!

Red: We have no time for puzzles, now c'mon, birds, get ready to...

Rogue Pig 2: And also! If you beat us, you're getting 100 snoutlings!

Rogue Pig 1: Wait, wha-

Bomb: That's a great idea! We should definitely participate.

Red: Fine...

After a giant dance-off...

(Stella unlocks the cage)

Stella: You can come out Willow.

(Willow walks out)

Poppy: Now that we got that covered...

Tony: Minne seuraavaksi?

(Subtitles saying: "Where to next?" appears)

Red: I don't know. Does any of you know about the next area?

Luca: I think the next area is that way. (Points right to Lily Lagoon)

Red: Okay team. Let's go.

(The Caped Swordsbird appears looking at the flock then swiftly dashing)

Cutscene 32
Scene Where You Unlock Dane Tally And Blake

Red: Where are we now?

Chuck: Were in an island that WASNT mentioned in the map.

(Hears Dane Screaming)

Jim: I'm scared! :(

Jay: Don't be such a baby Jim!

Jim: WHAT!? I'm no baby!

Bomb:This is no time to be fighting you two!

???: Darn those pigs, who knows what'll happen to the gem!

??: I don't know

???: Well? Blake you can teleport us outta here right!?

Blake: Oh yeah I forgot!

Chuck: Who's Blake?

Jake: Well let's go check it out!

Dane: Finally! Now lets go-

Bomb: Who are you?

Chuck: Wait I remember them! Where's Elict?

Dane: Well unfortunately he's taken by the Pigs.

Red: It's been so long!

Dane: Red?

Tally: Well this is such a surprise. We didn't expect a reunion

Red: What happened? Where's the Gem!?

Dane: Unfortunately while Blake here was watching the Gem the Pigs attacked us..

Chuck: OH NO IF THEY SHATTER IT, WE'RE POWERLESS!

Blake: You're certainly right about that.

Minion Pigs: You'll never get through Us! and you can never save the Gem!

Red: Flock! Show 'em what you got!

Cutscene 33
Scene Where You Defeat The Minion Pigs

Dane: I'll finish them off!

Red: Guys! Cover your ears!

(MAKES A LOUD YELL)

Minion Pig 1: I can't hear anything!!

Minion Pig 2: What!? I can't hear you!!!

Blake: (Teleports Them Off A Cliff) Buh-Bye

All The Blues: WHOA THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!!

Jay: That sure was the loudest yell.

Red: Anyway let's go!

???: Hehehe you'll never find 'em easily..

Cutscene 34
Scene Where You Unlock Elict.

Chuck: Ugh this is tiring when is this going to END!?

Jake: Yeah it feels like we've been walking for five years..

Tally: Don't be such lazy bones guys!

Dane: To be honest this is kinda tiring

Bubbles: All I want is one piece of ca-

Piggies Laughing and cage teetering

Elict: LET ME OUT!!

Pig 1: Never birdie!!

(Elict Zaps Pig 1)

Elict: Call me birdie again and your bacon to me!!

Pig 2: Wait aren't you a Bird?

Elict: Ugh never mind 'bout That Now!

Pig 3: Guys a flock of Birds are coming!

Pig 1: Hide the cage!

Red: Ugh more fights!?

Pig 1: PREPARE TO TASTE FURY OF BACON!

Dane: THIS IS ANGRY BIRDS NOT ANGRY PIGS!

Pig 1: Never Mind About That!!! GET 'EM

Cutscene 35
After Defeat Of The Angry Bacon

Pig 1: We'll...we'll never give up neve- (Faints)

Elict: LEMME OUT OF HERE!!!!!

Chuck: Elict?

Elict: Chuck.

Matilda: Nice to meet you Elict.

Bomb: Never saw this coming..

Elict: Detray and Spade are still out there... and the Gem is almost taken to King Pig... once it's shattered we have no abilities against them..

Red: Well what are you waiting for!? Welcome to the Flock!

Spade: Help me!