Thread:TechKon/@comment-5007060-20120915053223/@comment-5342115-20121004091120


 * Terrorist played by Moustache Pig who has kidnapped Angel, Cubeon and Firespark: (on phone):...and you can tell the president that if we do not recieve the money of Matrix Bird you can say goodbye to those precious orphans!
 * ???: Not so fast! (breaks through window revealling he is Slender Bird)
 * Moustache Pig: It's YOU! Jack Slenderman-the cop who does not play by the rules!
 * Slender Bird: It's lights out for you terrorist! (punches Moustache Pig with a curled-up tendril)
 * Firespark: Thanks for rescuing us, Mr Slenderman-OH GOD NO! NO NO! (eaten by Slender Bird)
 * Slender Bird: It's all in a day's work..(puts on Space Noise's mask) for Jack Slenderman!
 * Noise: Damnit Slenderman I told you about eating the kids!
 * Slender Bird: But it's what I doooooooooooooooo~
 * Narrator: This winter...The Slender Bird...is...Jack Slenderman...in..."Slenderman"!
 * Note: This movie was made after Slender Bird ruined our movie project "Marble Bumblebees" by saying that he wants to be in the movie and that it "needs more explosions and dead children".