New Host for Hire (Total Drama Birds Non-Canon Episode)

New Host for Hire is the non-canon second episode of Total Drama Birds.

Cold Open.
(Omega walks to the hire lodge)

Omega: Icey I'm here because I'm a host for hire.

Icey: hmmmmmmmmmm.

(Intro plays)

After the intro
Red: So, where's Icey.

Matilda: Yeah where are the hosts.

(Icey magically appears)

Icey: We have a new host.

Omega: Hello, I'm here to announce today's challenge. And you need these. (throws lazer phazers)

Matilda: Why do we need them?

Omega: Since today's challenge is a big game of Lazer Tag. You have a target on your forehead and whoever gets shot on the forehead will be inactive for 7 seconds. Go. (Teleports everybody to Neon Palace)

Challenge Time
Luca: This is going to be easy.

Plum: Look at Luca, he's easy to attack.

(Shoots Luca's target)

Luca: That was uncalled for

(7 seconds later)

Luca: (Shoots Plum)

(A timelapse from above)

Omega: 3 more minutes on the clock.

Gestro: This is where we get some friends that will anihalate you.

(Several Truccus Appear at the sides of the battlefield)

Chuck: Falcons. let's dodge these as fast as we can.

(Another timelapse from above)

(Omega counts down from 10 to 1 and several shots of birds appear)

Omega: THE GAME IS OVER!!!

Icey: Now let's count the deaths

Fearsome Falcons: 27 deaths.

Sneaky Badgers: 20 deaths

Icey: Looks like the Fearsome Falcons are Up for elimination.

Elimination Time
Icey: The votes are in.

Omega: Today's prizes are New Nintendo 3DS.

(Omega opens the 3ds showing a picture of Kanan Matsuura as the home screen wallpaper)

(Omega hides it)

Omega: Whoops, that was my personal 3ds.

Omega: Here are the 3ds' you'll get as prizes.

Gestro: The people who are safe are....

Gestro:  Red, Bomb, Chuck, Bubbles, Hal, Triviabird 1000, Poppy, Gale, Dane

Omega: And Luca, You Are Eliminated.

Luca: (tears up)

Gestro: Don't be sad, there's a chance for you to rejoin.

Icey: Well guys stay tuned for the next episode. Bye.

Stinger
Omega: (sad) I feel so embarassed.

(thus the episode ends)