Shrek Bubbles

(View this link on Archive.org for the uncensored version [NOT FOR KIDS UNDER 13!!!] )

Shrek Bubbles (not to be confused with Shrek Bird) is a partnership between Angry Birds Seasons and Shrek Forever After in 2010. This was the first ever concept of Bubbles before he was introduced in October 2012. Shrek Bird was originally going to be in AB Seasons for the partnership, but was canceled due to the overwhelming power he had on the gameplay.

Abbility
Sit around and eat f****ing Onions because he's a discustring little f***. Around 12:34 P.M PST during the beta testing sessions for the game (also known as the 4-23-10 incident) they brought in 4 kids, ages 6-10 to try out the character. It turns out he only stared into the soul of the kids and whenever they tried to launch him from the slingshot, he would put them into a trance with the iPad light's flashing every color in a 1 second loop and repeated the phrase "D̪̺͎̱̲͎͔̖ͤ̄͠ö͙͈̝̫ͪ̒͠w̵̼̥̠͍̪̎̍n̯̱͍̣̘̪ͦ̍̽̀ ͎͔̳̮̬̬̝ͪ̇̀t̷̩̗̲̹̼̄̉̄oͫ̾҉͍̺̫ ̨̖̹ͧt̷̥̞̝͗ͯ̌h̵̲̬̳̬̖͍̤̆ͨe̘͕̦ͦͩ̒̕ ͎̜̦̬͙̅ͬ͐̃͞Goͨͦͬ͏͔̯̹̹̟̜͖̣v͉͍͕͉̌ͯͪͩ͢e̪͍̩̬̳̙̩̩ͧ̓̓͡r̨̟̱̠̳͇͑n̶͇̞̩̋̇ͭͬm̬̮͍̟̰̰̼̅̕e̠̜͚̹ͫͦ̅͑͞n̸̜̮͙͚̠̯̦ͩt̵̞̭̜͇͔̊ͤͅ" on the screen and played loud rising and lowering pitches of "the screams of the innocent" as witnesses described in an interview with the Los Angles Time shortly after. To this day they can't stop eating onions for some unknown reasons. Due to this factor, many Rovio staff members left their positions and some programmers were charged with 5 months house arrest for 4 accounts of reckless endangerment of a child. To this day, nobody is sure as to who caused this to happen and if it was a big setup or a red herring....