Thread:GestroPlays/@comment-36107211-20200518165642/@comment-37595749-20200524182557

Souldier: (sweats)

Me: What is it now?

Souldier: I forgot I layed an egg.

Me: You too? Eggs must be contagious too, if I'm right.

Souldier: Could be. The problem is... well... The egg burned me when I tried protecting it, and when it hatched, my kid was asleep.

Me: You aren't born asleep though.

Souldier: (Unless you count being created in a laboratory) Unfortunately... My kid must be cursed. I honestly don't know if I can even sleep through all of his wailing.

Me: Insanity inducing cries. Lemme guess, Apocalypse?

Souldier: Well I actually named my son r-

???: (A cry is heard in the distance, which vaguely sounds like "Ragnar". Since everyone heard it, the only humans slowly begin to go insane)

Me: (eye twitches)

Souldier: Right... His cries induce insanity in humans.