User blog:FreezingTNT/The Angry Birds vs. Baldi

In case you don't know who "Baldi" is, he is from a game called Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning, a horror/edutainment-in-disguise game inspired by creepy/bad edutainment games from the 90s (Sonic's Schoolhouse, I.M. Meen, 3D Dinosaur Adventure: Save the Dinosaurs), this game starts out seemingly innocent enough, but it quickly becomes clear that this isn't edutainment. Collect all 7 of the notebooks and escape the school, all while avoiding Baldi. Baldi has many friends in the school that will slow down your progress and put you at risk of being caught, so learn how each character works and how you can avoid their attention. Find and use items to your advantage. Oh, and finally, try not to get the quiz answers wrong... Each wrong answer makes Baldi angrier...

Baldi's Basics has been getting quickly popular over the past few months, so popular that it became an Internet Meme. Here is an image of Baldi from the game:



Because of his popularity, I am going to do a Fanfiction where the Angry Birds are teleported into another dimension where they have to get past Baldi and other characters.

Oh, and Rovio and Mystman12, please do not sue me. I am only writing a crossover fanfiction between Angry Birds and Baldi's Basics.

This fanfiction will also contain some pop-culture references to movies such as The Shining and Avengers: Infinity War, as well as including some of my OCs like Dodo and Frank.

Prologue
It began on a peaceful day at Pig City, where the piggies are having a good time eating sandwiches and ice cream. A pig was reading a book, while the Mechanic Pig was fixing Ross's airplane. But then, the piggies heard a loud explosion-like noise nearby.

"What was that?" Foreman Pig, a commander of the Bad Piggies, asked.

Ross, curious, said, "I do not know. Maybe I'll go check it out." As he was about to leave, Foreman Pig interrupted, "Oh, and bring some backup with you! You might get hurt."

Foreman Pig pointed to two of the piggies that were having a good time and stated in a commanding voice, "And you two, go with Ross. He needs some protection in case he gets hurt."

"Aye aye, sir!" Two of the pigs said, as they got their helmets on and wielded their plungers. As they went with Ross, the three went to walk to the nearest block, only to see that a building is damaged. In the damaged building, a pig who was taking a shower yelled, "Ahh! The Angry Birds are attacking! And they ruined my shower time!"

One of the Angry Birds, Bomb, got out of the debris and fallen pieces and noticed the pigs. Ross angrily said, "What in the world are you doing here?"

"The Angry Birds are on their way," Bomb pointed out. He then told Ross and his backup, "So get out of here before I blow up!"

"Run!" Ross shouted.

The three pigs split up and scattered across Pig City and warned everyone else about the Angry Birds, but then they see Stella flying by, about to land onto a building.

"Take cover!" Ross said in panic.

As Stella got out her bubble wand, she blew three bubbles, which then float down and slowly trap Ross and the two Corporal Pigs inside the bubbles. In the meantime, Stella trapped herself inside a bubble, as they all float up. As a few seconds pass, all the bubbles pop, causing the three pigs to fall and get hurt, while Stella lands safely.

We cut to Red and the rest of the Angry Birds (Bubbles, Chuck, Terence, Hal, Jay, Jake, Jim, Matilda, Silver, Dodo, and Frank), where they are attempting to launch Terence.

"So, why are you trying to launch Terence and not some other bird, Red?" Dodo said curiously.

Red stated, "Because Terence is the second-strongest bird besides the Mighty Eagle, and we don't have any sardines because of Chuck!"

Chuck, about to eat the rest of the sardines, said, "Sorry, Red. I was just hungry."

"Doesn't matter now!" Red stated. "Launch!"

Terence, after walking backwards on the slingshot, successfully gets launched, flying across a few buildings until it hits General Pig's Navy Shelter, as he rolls off the building and lands onto the ground. In it, the destruction causes pieces of the building to fall onto the ground, causing damage. General Pig, noticing the destruction, shouts to his troopers, "Let's get out of here, the building is about to collapse!"

"Sir, yes, sir!" General Pig's troopers said.

The troops and General Pig quickly run out of the building before it collapses, and as they succeed, one of the troopers states in relief, "Phew, we got out just in time."

As he turns his attention to Terence, who is on the other side of the destroyed building, General Pig's eyes are conveying with hatred, as he gets very mad. He brings out a walkie-talkie to speak to his leader, King Pig.

"King Pig, the Angry Birds are attacking!" General Pig said through his walkie-talkie.

King Pig, in his balcony, uses binoculars and spots Red and the Angry Birds on a cliff near Pig City. While accompanied by Dr. Pig, responds back to General Pig in a surprised tone, "Excellent."

"What do you mean, 'excellent'?" General Pig responded, as he begun to think that King Pig is with the birds. "Does it mean that you are with the birds?"

"No, I said 'excellent' because it's all part of my plan: we used fake eggs to lure the birds into Pig City. When they enter my castle, we will trap them and have Dr. Pig test his new machine to get rid of the birds from us so we can get the real eggs when they're gone," King Pig explained through his walkie-talkie, menacingly.

"Ah, I see, King Pig. Just wait 'till the birds are here," General Pig responded, before shutting down his walkie-talkie.

The remaining Angry Birds stood still on the cliff, viewing the damage caused to Pig City. "It's time for Phase 2," Red said, still thinking that the pigs have actually stolen the eggs again.

"So, this was Phase 1 all along? You never told us!" asked Matilda, curiously and a little mad.

Red responded back to Matilda, "Yes, this was Phase 1, that we would attack Pig City in revenge. Phase 2 is where we remaining birds go into King Pig's castle and fight off the pigs for our eggs. Okay?"

All the Angry Birds then agree with Red, trusting him with Phase 2 of the plan.

more coming soon...