Thread:Gabrieltnz/@comment-5342115-20120928105552

I hate this new Wikia. We cannot update our profile pictures, cannot add photos or videos to chat messages, or even get Handsome Rogue, I mean, cannot italicsize, bold, underline or strike out text while editing. Only four words can answer this: banana cream pie paradox.

It is extremely possible that a person can go back in time and accidentally change one little thing- and that one teeny tiny itsy bitsy thing could profoundly affect the future. This is what I refer to as the Banana Cream Pie Paradox.

Imagine, if you will, that a scientist Yellow Bird from the year 2012 baked a banana cream pie using bananas that he harvested from  his own banana tree. Let's suppose now that this scientist took his banana cream pie into a time machine, which zapped him and his pie back to the year 1936. Now imagine that the scientist bird stepped out of his time machine and accidentally tripped, smashing his pie into the face of a White Bird sitting at a fancy garden party. Now suppose that the lady jumped up angrily, wiped a handful of gooey banana cream pie filling from her face, and threw it at the scientist.

The scientist ducked, causing the banana goo to smack into the face of a Bomb Bird standing nearby. A waitress Red Bird pointed at the Bomb and laughed. The angry Bomb Bird wiped the goo from his face and smooshed it into the waitress's face. "Well!" said the waitress. "I've never been so insulted in my whole life!" "You oughtta get out more, lady! N'yuk, n'yuk, n'yuck!" said a Big Brother Bird.

"Why don't you mind your own business, birdbrain?" said a Boomerang Bird who was there, as he poked the Big Brother in the eyes. The Big Brother fell backwards and landed on the scientist's banana tree, which was just a tiny banana sucker in 1936. The tiny banana sucker snapped in half and died. If the scientist's banana tree died in 1936, it could never grow up and produce bananas. Therefore, the scientist would never have had the main ingredient he used to make his banana cream pie in the year 2012. Consequently, the banana cream pie could not exist.

That's what happened to me. You see, my father (not Soundwave) has confiscated my computer so that I would prepare for the coming examinations. Therefore, I cannot stop the new Wikia from coming. I also cannot time travel to tell my past father what has happened in the future. Thus, there is a terrible, sad, incredibly horrifying ending to all this.

B-b-Bubba bobba hob-hobba-hobba wah-wah!

Anyway, Noise, why did you wear that funny little black hat when you were a kid, Noise?

 