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Don't jump
(Piggy is the top of a building, strong winds)

Ross: Oink! don't jump (pulls out video camera) ok, now jump

*Funky music and title screen*

Piece
Pig 1: You want a piece of me?!

Pig 2: Oink!

(Pig 1 takes off a piece of his green body)

Pig 2: Thanks!

(Pig 2 walks away)

Draw
Matilda: Hey kids! Who's ready to draw?

Kids: Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

Matilda: Okay then...

(Matilda pulls out pig gun)

Matilda: Draw!

(gunfire)

Hit the apple
Sam: Okay! Hit the apple!

(arrow hits the apple)

Sam: Yaaa-

(tree falls onto Sam)

Medication time
3D Pig 1: Hey! What time is it?!

3D Pig 2: It's medication time!

(Gulp + 3D Pigs turn back to normal + pop)

Pig 2: This is better.

Basketball
KP: Haha! Chase me, Susie! Chase me!

(Car Horn + Splat)

KP: *deep voice* ??????

Snake arms
Matilda: Heeey... I'm not like OTHER girls... I have... SNAKE ARMS.

(exposes snake arms to funkier music)

Balloon Pig
Helmet Pig: I'm sorry, Balloon Pig, but I'm gonna have to let you go.

Balloon Pig: ok! (Zooms out, and Balloon Pig is revealed to be a balloon and floats away)

Near or Far
Near Pig: (points away) Is this you?

Far Pig: Yes!

Near Pig: Hello!

Far Pig: Hiii!

Trains
Pig 1: Hey, here comes that train pig!

I Like Trains Piglet: (Offscreen) I like trains...

* both are hit by a train +splat + train horn*

Fly
Piglet: I wish I could fly!

Genie: (snaps) Your wish is granted! (Magical sparkles)

Piglet: Yaaay! (Jumps up and hits the ceiling + splat)

Sheep (1)
Sheep #1: Beep beep, I'm a sheep! I said beep beep, I'm a sheep!

* baaaaaaaaaaaa*

You know what I hate?
Pig 1: You know what I hate? Birds!

Pig 2: Oh oink! Here comes one now!

Stella: (giggling) (chasing pig 1 and pig 2) I'm gonna getcha!

Cannonball
Diver: (jumps) Cannonball... (Keeps flying and eventually hits a pirate ship, whooshing winds)

Pirate: Yarrr! (Ship sinks + explosion)

Sheep (2)
Remix Sheep: (extremely funky music) Beep beep, I'm a sheep! I said beep beep, I'm a sheep. (x2)

Piglet
Happy Father: My piglet! This is the happiest day of my Life!

Lady: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

(Happy Father accidently drops the piglet to clap his hands, piglet splatter+ clap clap)

Lemons
(two women appear, one opens her mouth real wide and someone is inside of there)

Goggles Pig: Have you seen my lemons? I want my lemons.

Not fat
Fat Pig: I don't wanna be fat anymore... (pulls up a gun while crying, eats the gun)

Sheep (3)
Skateboarding Cow: Meow meow, I'm a cow. I said meow meow I'm a-

Pig: No!!!