Mary Sue

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Mary Sue is the most attractive woman on Bird Island. All of the birds have a crush on her except for Hal. The birds constantly fight over her.

She has pink, sun-kissed skin and rainbow hair.

Do-Don't ask.

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Mary Kawaii Gertrude Sunshine Happiness Moonbeam Sue was born from a star, sent from space by the gods to help the Birds on their mission to protect their youth (the eggs). She is easily the jack of all trades, as she is excellent at anything, and we mean anything. Some examples of things she excels at include artist, musician, fighter, giver, taker, athlete, wizard, pilot, and solitare player. Although she is human and has practically zero depth, the birds love her anyway, except for Hal, but ''what does he know. ''(Even the girls want her.)

Her parents assumedly died during a battle with the the Dark Pig King of Black Magic, thousands upon thousands of years ago. She is presumably 3000 years old, but looks so young that Chuck looks 50. Her extra-special power is that when she gives pigs a nice loving glare, they all die in an instant, killing so many that even the Mighty Eagle would be jealous.

Oh yeah, and did we mention she's immortal?!