User:Redbird07/Adventures 2

This will be similar to Thelalaloopsygirl's Days of December 2012 and SpongeTechX's My Opinion On The Past Few Months.

Wednesday, 5th
Mom found my Wiki user page, and created this page for me. She said she liked Matrix's thing and I "should" have one too. I just hope she isn't thinking of us being "birds that change months". I think this will be another good Adventures page. So today when I went to Bird School, I hoped there was no snow. Why? In 2010 all the birds got some snow and threw snowballs at me. When I got there, no one was there but one bird was stuffing snow into a bucket of water. I think I got mistaken. On Monday, they said Snow Clean Day was Thursday. But that day, I escaped school before they could tell me at the end. I couldn't go on Tuesday during the morning because Angel wanted chocolate and if  I didn't get it, he's attack me till bed time. I got to school after lunch and it was the  morning they said about today. After lunch yesterday, they tried to tell me but I went on reading my book and didn't listen. So Snow Clean Day was today. That's because on Thursday, they want to make the place outside more "fun" so Snow Cleaning was cancelled for that day. So as a "reward" for still coming I was spending all day doing school things. They think I heard them after lunch. I was glad to be out eventually, but Angel's chocolate box was empty AGAIN. I threw him out and gave him money to buy chocolate HIMSELF.

Thursday, 6th
Today started awful. Angel was playing with the decorations on the Christmas Tree we put up last week. He then put a DVD in my Wii and that broke too. Angel broke most of the decorations on the tree. He then put a Wii game in the DVD player and he got thrown out and his chocolate bars were given to me and Matrix, and we also shared the money we got from Angel. Angel ran off and I don't think he will be back until after school. Before I got halfway to school, I saw a sign saying "Vehicles Only". This was bad because I don't have anything yet, Handsome Rogue and Freckles are busy, and Mom won't take me. Last time she took me she said after that, I would be walking. It "is quicker" and I am old enough. So now I only have my vehicle costume from when I was 3. It's something where you must go on your legs and arms and sick your head out the front. If I do some stuff with it, I might be able to get to school. Then I remembered there is another path. But that one goes past the Dead Bird Place. And I don't want to stare at those things every day. So I now had a plan for Friday. But today, I got out my 3DS and stared at THAT screen instead of that evil place. Now I decided I wanna add pictures.



Friday, 7th
Today was REALLY good! I found 99 Eggos today outside the house, and I used it on some chocolate for Mom.



I also remembered that I haven't visited Red since the Fireworks night. So I chose to go see him intead of go to school. When I got to the planes, I remembered I still had my school things. So I just dumped them somewhere and got on the plane to Piggy Island. Today's planes are worse than Terence says they were. Terence said to me "A plane used to get halfway around the world in less than 12 hours. Today they take a day". But I think in the future I might get them to add cool fireworks so they go FASTER than Terence says.



So when I finally got to Piggy Island, I found Red but he pushed me back into the plane and said I was late for school. And I was taken back to Piggy Planet but I ended up walking home after they blocked the path to school. So I had to spend my weekend doing homework. Don't ask me about Saturday and Sunday because you know what happens.

Monday, 10th
Today I didn't go to school. Instead I found the half-full tin of Cookies and ate cookies. I then acted like I needed money and I eventually got covered in Eggos. I think I might have had 100 Eggos...



I couldn't go home with all of that. It's not like I would get it all in one day.



Then I decided I would hide my money in the bush at the front of the house, then every day I take some money. If it's too much, I just end up with homework all weekend again. It was also my 11th Birthday today.

Tuesday, 11th
Today was bad. Angel got me a pack of 10 Piggy Pet Trading Cards. None of my friends get these, so if I try to play with someone, I just end up with no cards. So I will just play with my flock as I can steal them if they get taken.



So...today was boring like it was yesterday.

Thursday, 13th
Today was the worst day as it is every month. I was just glad it wan't Friday today. Whenever it's Friday 13th, I hide behind the TV. That's because Speeder once tricked me into thinking zombies wake up on Friday 13th. And even being 11, I still hate thinking about that. It's why I still keep my plush toys for when I go to sleep on the 13th. But today Split told me today's Friday. So I hid behind the TV until Speeder told me it's Thursday. And, he was right. So I just punched him in the face and left the room. I'm the second oldest out of all my brothers, but even THAT won't stop me being unhappy. Today was also the school's Halloween Party. It was here today because in October the school was closed because someone said evil monsters wake up in October and destroy the school. I even saw the school destroyed every day. So it got closed before anyone was eaten. And today, those monsters came out. But they were really 3 other birds with costumes.

Friday, 14th
Today I didn't like. My friend, Fast, a blue bird that looks like Speeder who you saw on the 10th, said he discovered my pile of Eggos. I asked him where they were and he said at my house in the bush. He said if it didn't go quick he'd tell Mom and show her my Eggos. The good thing is I don't need to take much more in. When Fast finds them and tells Mom, she'll just think we were lucky to find the money. Oh and remember I said the bush is in the front? It's actually in the BACK of the house. But it's easy to walk around and get to the back. So I took lots of my Eggos in saying that I found a bush full of them coming home from school. Soon he will come...soon...

Sunday, 16th
Angel told me he got a book for Christmas. So Angel means HE got a book or he's got someone a book. And nothing else good happened today.

Monday, 17th
It's the last day of school on Friday. The last day is ALWAYS good because we get fun time AAAAAALLL DAAAAAAYY! I heard one of the fun choices of playing when one bird was talking to another. It was called "Out Time". Out Time is one I know very well. You get to stay outside and play. Choice 2 was one I heard later today that was told to everyone. This one was In Time, another classic choice. In Time is the opposite of Out Time. You stay inside and do fun things. I told Choice 1 to Fast and Speeds. No one knows this but me and my father and mother, but Speeds is actually Speeder's brother, but ONLY Speeder. That's because after Speeder hatched, he killed King Pig and ran off to kill more pigs. At that same time, I found...Mom's hidden egg. It hatched and the bird was Speeds. Sadly, Speeds got taken away because some stupid birds found him and took him. Speeds left THOSE birds and lived in a bush that faces the front of the house on the other side. Terence didn't know him because he didn't see the egg. The only other bird that knew is my father. He was told after the egg had come. Today, Speeds lives near us, but isn't in the bush anymore.



Today I took in the last of my Eggos.

Tuseday, 18th
The first thing that happened was Bomb wanted to change his name to Bomber. He was being comfused with the other Bomb. But we all didn't care and went to bed. There was no school today because last night it rained so much I only got 1 hour of sleep.



Then I woke up and my window was frozen.



If you had gone to school today, you would find a giant block of ice. I slept all day and all of Wednesday. I woke up on Thursday.

LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! (Thursday, 20th)
Today was weird. They told the whole school that Friday was not the end of school. Today was. Before they said a WORD, I knew what was going on. I woke up today because the Weather Bird on TV was talking. I told everyone to be quiet. It said that Friday was a bad day. It would be so cold, that every place would be frozen. Bad luck for the birds that don't live in a home.



I ran out of school during play and went home. I had to walk across the Dead Bird Place, and that wasn't fun. I was hoping that the birds wouldn't turn into zombies and destroyed the house before Friday. It's Christmas in 5 days, and I can't wait to see the book Angel got me. I soon got home and went to sleep. I woke up again during the night and started destroying the house. This was meant to be my April Fool's thing. I didn't get to do anything on April because my brothers were doing too many things. I remembered about that today and got green paint and painted THE PIGZ WER HERE.

Friday 21st
Today I woke up and tried to get out of my bed. I found that I was frozen. I was about to just go mad until everyone else shouted that they were frozen. The whole house became an ice cube. They then got mad at the pigs seeing my THE PIGZ WER HERE. Seems like they didn't know it was me who painted that. I eventually got out of bed when Bomber (Bomb's new name) got mad. He exploded and melted all the ice and we ran outside after we got Bomb to explode on us. 10 minutes of good. When we got inside we all got into bed again and went to sleep. It was too cold to be anywhere.

Saturday 22nd
3 days until Christmas! But today, Bomb went to the place that keeps everyone's names and told the bird his name is Bomber now. The bird was too bored that Christmas still wasn't here, so he changed Bomb to Bomber. When the do things like that, they often mean it FOREVER! No changes in Bomb's na- oops, I mean Bomber's name will ever happen. Terence wanted to change his name to Noise, so I would be Noise Jr., but it was bad enough. OUR Noise Jr. is bad enough. TWO Noise Jr birds!? That's just...hell. But things are bad enough here, and that's why this weekend we won't have any more name changes. Teal's too young to say words other than stupid. We have a rule in our family that the older you get, the more words you can say. Yesterday Teal heard Bomber say "crap" because he couldn't get his name changed then because of the ice. This morning, Teal shouted it to all of us. When we were watching Morning Birdies! MORNING BIRDIES! I told everyone I would talk to Teal. He said he got it from Bomb. I told Teal his name was Bomber and told Mom that Teal got the word "crap" from Bomber.



Well, after that Bomber exploded and we all missed Morning Birdies. I wan't happy because I missed the fun part, so I got my brothers to help and we all threw Bomber into the Lavaland.

Monday, 24th
I was told today that Christmas couldn't happen in our part of the planet. It was snowing too much and the things we wanted couldn't come. Christmas Pig doesn't like things like what's happening. But today...I found 500 Eggos! I used it all for the stuff everyone wanted, got a pig costume and stuff, and tonight I would take the stuff to the tree. That's what I did. Today we didn't open one present. So we all still got our things.

Tuesday, 25th (Christmas Day)
Today I opened a present before anyone else. I opened Angel's present for me but it was just a book he made about himself.



I almost went to give it to Speeds but I found a page in it that was about his "secrets". I kept my book and told Angel to make more of his book. I got something from Bomber. I opened part of it and...



I opened it and it was just a picture of Morning Birdies.



Speeder got me another Morning Birdies photo but with the Yellow Bird and I had lots more things but I just went to read Angel's book and open the rest tomorow.

Wednesday, 26th
Today I went to turn the TV on and I decided not to do what I wanted and watch a DVD. When I turned the TV on it was in Japanese. Mom told me we use the TV too much and she could either change or we lose our TV. The weird thing about Japan shows is almost every show is owned by the same things. Other shows belong to people from other places but they make them Japanese. If some show I like goes bad, I go to them and tell them to change it back. But this is hard to do with someone from Japan.



But Terence told me Mom actually wanted us to stop watching TV. He heard her that night when she told them to only show Japan things on our TV because we watch it too much. Let's just hope we don't go to Japan to buy DVDs.

Friday 28th
Today was school again. In Piggy Planet you go to school on the Friday. Today we just did fun things until they told us there would be "Baby Questions"...I know what you think about that. It sounds like questions about today's babies. But it's really about us birds as a baby. We have to tell them. When you get to where I am now you have to do these. I heard about Baby Questions before and now I will do them. But most of you know that stuff because I put it on my user page. I just hope they haven't changed it from when the others did it. I don't need to bring in my Angel book and find a way to use that.

Sunday 30th
Today I found out it's actually back to school on the 8th in 2013. But I went to school today. I went in and came out again with more Christmas presents. I opened them and they were Morning Birdies DVDs. Season 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...I could count all the way to Season 11. 12 is not a DVD yet as it's still on TV. This is good as I can't see Morning Birdies on TV.

Monday 31st
I didn't wake up until tonight. I wanted to wake up for New Year. It was the last day of December. I was watching Morning Birdies Season 1 all of Sunday and I got through half of it.

Tuesday 1st (New Year's Day)
I like New Year's Day. It's the only day that the Bird Law is removed and we can do whatever we want. I went and got those DVDs I wanted that were 15 and watched them. If you ask me, these shouldn't be 15. I then went and finished Season 1 of Morning Birdies. Then I...just started Season 2.

Tuesday 8th
I went back to school today. They told us about the Baby Questions on the 25th. The stuff on my user page doesn't have EVERYTHING about me. I will tell you about what happened in my egg. I just got to sleep all day and night.



I only woke up when Terence was fighting pigs. Or at least I thought he was.



That's why I eat my food when I'm not near him. I was told today that school was closed until February and we would do homework instead.

Sunday, 24th
I decided to start doing this again. Yaaaaay!

Tuesday, 26th
I thought school was still closed, so I didn't go. It was only closed until February, so everyone else went. That's when I wanted to know what happened to Bomber. Instead I just went to sleep again. When everyone came back, they thought I overslept. So, today I woke up. When they told me I overslept, I didn't say anything.

Wednesday, 27th
Today was strange. Apparently, there is a dance class at school, and Crazy signed up for it. Except, he can't write his name, so I don't know how he got in.



At least he has to stay at school for another hour. When he came home, all the usual happened, he bashes the door down, blames it on me, knocks over random things, blames it on me...but this time he was DANCING through the door (and it's harder to fix a hole in the door than just putting the door back up) and he was DANCING into things. At least everyone knew it was him this time. Cubeon asked why Bomber couldn't have changed his name to The Other Bomb Guy Bird Thing, and then everyone started arguing about different names. Then, Teal broke my coloured pencils.



So now, I need new colouring pencils. Also, one of my tail feathers fell off. Crazy dancing, and Angel on the Wii U all day must have annoyed me too much. And after losing my last colouring pencil, I don't think it's coming back...or at least, not for a while.



I couldn't play on the Xbox, because Splitty broke that thinking it could cook waffles. He just isn't used to this video game stuff. That's why I want an Xbox One for Christmas. Angel was playing Let's Learn for the Youngest Birds. So I decided to actually be a big brother to him, and show him a cool secret. Tapping on the bird's face. When Angel got a chance to do it, he enjoyed it and laughed every time he did it. So no one got a chance to play. Everyone started to stand in a line, and then they started choosing the games they wanted to play.



The last one is very intresting, and...uh...maybe I should save that for the next day. I just hope Teal hasn't broken my other pen.

Thursday, 28th
Now, the last strange thing. Splitty has been trying to cook waffles in almost everything now. He stopped when he threw them into a fire today. That made him really sad, and if someone asked why, he would say "Now I don't have anymore waffles!" Weird...

Saturdy, 30th
Nothing exciting happened today

(Actually I just can't think of anything and I need to edit something)

Thursday, 5th
Nothing exciting has been happening recently. Today I heard an explosion, but that was all that was interesting today.

Friday, 13th
Not knowing it was the 13th (but knowing it was Friday), I went to school as normal. They reminded us about the Baby Questions. They also told us it was the 13th, so then when no one was looking, I ran home.

Saturday, 14th
After what happened yesterday, I stayed outside. Speeder and Teal tried to make me go back in by throwing chocolates at me.



Then Split, Splitty and Splitter got rocks. After that, Terence got a huge rock. When he threw it, it didn't go anywhere. Then Egg got an egg and threw it at me. Then he ran off crying because the egg broke. After that I fell asleep and everyone came out and jumped on me and danced in front of me. (The jumping part nearly woke me up, but I don't know why some were dancing).

Wednesday, 25th (Christmas Day!)
I finally came back from outside, and found out that the house was FULL of chocolate boxes. Teal was on the roof, eating chocolate out of the hole in the roof from when Bomb exploded the TV. Then Egg told me that we were having Christmas outside. Then Egg mentioned "I still don't have my egg..." and cried again. I looked at him as if I didn't know what he was talking about. But I started to think I should have got him an egg. I thought that at least this year isn't like LAST year. Then Speeder said "At least its not RAINING..." and it started to rain. One of the presents I got was a small one from Angel. I knew this couldn't be another Pet Pig Christmas Tree, even though I wanted one because I lost all the others. It ended up being the part of my tail feather that fell off. There was also a drawing of it and I had to guess which one was real. It was easy because Angel's not too good at colouring and my tail feather had a bit of red on it (from my normal colour feather) but to make Angel happy I guessed his colouring. Another present I got, but I opened a few days ago from Misty (Thelalaloopsygirl), a TV. After opening the TV I unplugged the Wii U and took it to my room. So when Angel flew away after I chose his drawing, I knew he was still all mad about that. Teal got me a box of chocolates, but when I opened the box it had 50 half eaten chocolates in. There was a note saying:

ENJOI DE CHKLITZ

-TEL

Morning Birdies Season 12 is almost finished, and Season 13 is supposed to be a Halloween related season only showing in October 2014, Season 12 is possibly ending in January or Febuary. But Egg got me that pig tree I wanted. Then I remembered about an egg I was going to give to the pigs that I had hidden under a bush. I went and drew a bird face on it, put it in a box, wrapped the box, and gave it to Egg. When I got the egg it had stopped raining, but Speeder gave me a special pig tree where the lights on it turn on if you gve it water. I opened my other presents and stuff and then I went to sleep again. Is this the end?*

(*No)