Thread:Nopenop33/@comment-32769624-20200229064734/@comment-36107211-20200407084001

What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!

What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!

What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!


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