User blog:ButterBlaziken230/Dumb Roblox Story

This is a really silly story that actually happened to me on Theme Park Tycoon 2 on Roblox.

Story
Me: [Goes to random guy’s park] Wow, nice theme park! You definitely have a lot of guests and rides!

Random Guy #1: Thanks.

Me: You could change the structure of the rides a little bit. They are all pretty much the same.

Random Guy #1: STOP INSULTING MY PARK NOW GET OUT

Me: Sorry, I didn’t mean to offend you

Random Guy #1: Are you a bot?

Me: I’ve been on Roblox for nearly three years, have over 5,000 badges and even own a limited hat. I am not a bot in any way whatsoever.

Random Guy #1: Pfft. I don’t even like this game.

Me: That’s fine! Why don’t you play something else?

Random Guy #2: BUTTER HE CAN HAVE OPINIONS

Me: Hold up! I’m just advising him!

Random Guy #2: NO YOU’RE NOT YOU’RE JUST A LOSER

Me: But why play a game if you don’t even like it?

Random Guy #2: HE CAN HAVE OPINIONS

Me: But why? I’m looking out for him. That’s what friends do.

Random Guy #1: I WAS NEVER YOUR FRIEND, STINKY.

Me, in my head: Hmm, I know what I could do! I could say that I’m depressed! Everybody on the internet is super aware about suicidal thoughts and depression. I’m not actually depressed, but let’s give this a go.

Me: Sorry if I upset you guys. I’m depressed. Everywhere I go, people are shouting at me.

Random Guy #1: WELL FEEL YOUR DEPRESSION GO AWAY WHEN YOU REALISE WE VALUE YOU! I HAVE A COMPLETE SHRINE DEDICATED TO YOU! I WOULD KILL MY FIRSTBORN SON IF YOU REQUESTED IT!

Me: Jeez.