User blog:Notcreepypasta/Me, The Boomerang Bird

So, you know how some people on Angry Birds Fanon Wiki are posing as Angry Birds? Well, so am I. I'm that Boomerang Bird in The Big Setup. You know, that one that got you the upper hand when he knocked out the king pig? Yeah, that one.

Well, let me tell you, that crown hurts. And I'm not just talking about the weight. That crown has a few sharp points. Got a GOLD cut and had to be taken to the nearest vet. Boy, was that vet suprised to see gold in my blood.