Black Yoshi and The Birds

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Black Yoshi and The Birds is a fan SML series created by Logan Thirtycare but it was deleted along with his channel thanks to the C&D order made by Nintendo. However the series was reuploaded on the SML Reuploaded channel (not at all created by Logan). The series' pilot titled "The Bird" is technically the first episode as it features the origin story of how The Birds (SML) were born. However the real first episode features the birds breaking into Mario/Marvin (SML)'s old house.

The Bird
In the episode Woody (SML) plans to kidnap and kill a bird to get to her egg and make it hatch so he can get some delicious "shrimpos" however after catching her he finds her beautiful and instead keep her as a pet. When he realizes that his room is too small for 2 people/1 person and 1 bird to live in he instead puts her in Shrek (SML)'s room and tells her to behave herself. Then we cut to Shrek (SML) bumping uglies with a Sara Lee Cheese Cake when he notices Skittles in the room with him and screams, "WHAT THE FUUUUU-" we then cut to Black Yoshi/Duggie (SML) playing Call of Duty when he hears Shrek screaming and waits for him to stop. Shrek stops for 5 seconds and then he can hear him screaming again and yells back at him saying, "Cheesecake ain't that good!!" Shrek stops for another 5 seconds and then screams again making Black Yoshi have enough. So he comes in with a gun and threatens Shrek but stops when he notices the bird and asks why he has a bird in here and Shrek told Black Yoshi to kill it for interrupting his "time" with the Sara Lee Cheesecake. When Woody (SML) hears the screaming and comes in and stops Black Yoshi from shooting he then takes Skittles to the bathroom and yells at her telling her that he told her to behave and she didn't. He then leaves Skittles in the bathroom where Shrek just so happens to be going as he ate the Sara Lee Cheesecake while having adult time with it, he then notices Skittles and gets angry but she flies away before he can grab her and then Skittles messes with Black Yoshi's Call of Duty controller. So Black Yoshi and Shrek make up plans to kill Skittles (SML) so next morning Black Yoshi takes a paper bag and kidnaps Skittles with it then both him and Shrek take the bag and stab it then they go outside throw it against the house and Black Yoshi shoots Skittles to death. They go back home then the camera cuts to the egg within Skittles' nest and it cracks open revealing Big Red (SML) inside as a baby ending that episode

Black Yoshi and The Birds Episode 1
In the beginning of the episode we see the camera pan around the old SML house then we see Big Red (SML)(Red's plush), Speedy (SML)(Chuck's plush), Taliban (SML)(Bomb's plush), and Blue (SML)(either Jay, Jake, or Jim's plush) in front of it then using bird language Big Red commands them to attack the house. So using their powers they do until they get inside once inside Big Red command them to attack the room they are in because it is the room of the killer of their mother and so they do and nearly destroy everything in the room and Taliban blows up the bed (while not destroying however). The camera then cuts to Black Yoshi/Duggie (SML) outside taking a tan with his sunglasses on then he decides to go back to his room to destroy some 'fools' in Call of Duty however when he goes to his room he freaks out as he sees everything is messed up and wonders who did it when he sees Big Red (SML), Speedy (SML), Taliban (SML), and Blue (SML) and asks if they did it and they straight up admit it. Black Yoshi then asks who they are and they explain with their theme song which also reveals some of their biography and mental issues and physical issues, Black Yoshi then tells them he doesn't care what type of birds they are and they better clean up his room and get out before Mario/Marvin (SML) gets back but they tell him that they messed up his room because he killed their mom. Black Yoshi tells them that he hasn't killed anyone in a while much less a girl and so they tell him that it's the bird that they called Skittles and Black Yoshi pins the blame on Shrek but Speedy shoes the clip and Black Yoshi lies and says it must be a doppelganger. Big Red and the others don't believe him and tell Black Yoshi that they are going to kill him so Black Yoshi asks if they can make a deal instead like maybe he robs a bank for them or kill somebody else for them and they say they won't kill him if they allow him to live at his house because they don't have one (since their dad must have kicked them out at some point in their lives). Black Yoshi at first says they mine as well kill him then but then changes his mind when one of them says "okay". He tells them they can live there as long as they don't bother anyone and mind their own business and they agree, then Big Red alerts Black Yoshi that another bird is coming and then in the most homophobic way possible tell him that the next bird is gay and then at the end of of the episode we can hear Toni (SML) knocking at the door

Episode 2
Black Yoshi/Duggie (SML) then goes to the door to let in Toni (SML)(Matilda's plush) and begins to heavily regret it as Toni (a male) immediately acts like a white girl stereotype and begins hitting on Black Yoshi and he tells her if she keeps it up he'll get a gun and bust a cap in her a**. She then angrily and jokingly tells him to stop being so serious and to laugh every once in a while and then tells him no one must love him i acts like this all the time and then Black Yoshi has a talk with Big Red telling him that he should've warned him about this and Big Red tells him he did and Black Yoshi says that he didn't and he only hinted at it. He also tells him if he wants to stay in the house to take care of it and so Big Red punishes Toni by telling him that he can't sleep in the same room as any of his brothers anymore (they were all going to sleep in the same room) and so they send Toni to the closet as a gay joke. When Mario/Marvin (SML) asks what's going on and who are the birds and when Big Red tries to start the theme song Black Yoshi stops them and just introduces them to Mario and tells him that he told them they can stay at the house however Mario says no. This causes Taliban out of rage to explode knocking everyone back Black Yoshi asks what happened and they tell him about Taliban's special ability and Black Yoshi asks if Taliban is dead and they assure him no and that he will come back in the next episode (breaking the 4th wall). Mario then asks what that was but instead of getting an answer the birds laugh at him because his hat came off revealing himself to be bald causing him to cry and run out of the room and Black Yoshi tells them that next time he comes in to do exactly what they just did and then Black Yoshi tells them its night tome and to go to bed and so they do so. The camera then cuts outside to night time where we see 3 green pigs King Pig (SML), Ray (SML), and Helmet Pig (SML) where King Pig tells Ray and Helmet pig (who he calls Stupid One so that's what he will be called throughout the article and even on his own article) that they need to disguise themselves as actual pigs by oinking so they can kill the birds so he has Ray oink and Ray does it wanting to please his master, then he asks Stupid One to oink and Stupid One just makes retarded sounds until he finally does a combination of a retarded sound and an oink. King Pig then praises him and tells them both they need to make up a plan.

Episode 3
In this episode we start with King Pig (SML), Ray (SML), and Helmet Pig (SML)(aka Stupid One) and he tells them that they need to get inside the house so they can kill The Birds (SML), his first plan is for Ray and Stupid One to go up to the window and either knock on it or open it so they can get in and for King Pig to do then same but with the door. The plan fails and the are about to give up when a pizza boy runs up to the old SML house with a box of pizza while he's distracted with tying his shoes King Pig, Ray, and Helmet Pig/Stupid One get in and the pizza boy somehow doesn't notice the added weight of 3 pigs handing over the pizza to Shrek (SML). When the pizza boy asks Shrek where's his money Shrek tells him he doesn't get any (even thought that's not how that works) causing the pizza boy to run away crying. Shrek sets down his pizza to go get a pizza cutter and the pigs get out of the box. Meanwhile the birds are sleeping when Toni (SML) wakes up needing to go to the bathroom and wakes up Black Yoshi/Duggie (SML) asking if he can some with him, him being afraid and all Black Yoshi tells him no and they he can go to the bathroom by himself and Toni complaining about how the world hates him on his way to bathroom tells Black Yoshi if he doesn't come back it's because the monster in the bathroom loves him. Black Yoshi annoyed by him locks the bedroom door while he's gone when Toni comes back he notices the bedroom door is lock and begins crying and complaining about how nobody loves him just because he's gay and has a boyfriend when he notices Toad/Li'l Todd (SML)'s door is open and thanks Jesus for giving him a sign of love. Then inside he goes to Toad's bed and calls him cute and asks if he can sleep with him and Toad thinking Toni is Mario accepts and so Toni cuddles with Toad as they both fall back asleep.

Episode 4
The next morning Toad wakes up and freaks out when he notices someone who isn't Mario is in bed with him and asks who they are and Toni introduces himself, Toad (like Toni earlier) starts complaining and freaking out about how he feels violated and if he raped him or anything and Toni says that he only cuddled with him and Toad then says he is fine with that but would appreciate if he asks next time. Toad (thinking that Toni is a girl based on her attitude and looks) asks Toni to be his girlfriend and Toni accepts (but only to make Chad (SML) (his boyfriend) jealous) however Toni tries to tell Toad he is a he by saying that he's gay but Toad mistakes it for happy (the old meaning of gay). So then Toad being happy that he finally has a "girlfriend" takes Toni to meet Black Yoshi, however the door is locked so Toni uses his game character's ability and shoots and egg at the door blowing it wide open waking up Black Yoshi and startling him making him tell Big Red to wake up and then Taliban then announces to the audience that he's back. Black Yoshi then yells at Toni asking if he had to blow down the door and now Mario is gonna yell at him. Toad and Toni apologize and then Tpad tells Black Yoshi that he now has a girlfriend and Black Yoshi makes fun of Toad and asks to see her and Toad tells him that she's right next to him and when Black Yoshi realizes its Toni he complains that there is too much gay in the house which Toad once again mistakes for happiness and tells Toad that 1. He's gonna let Toad figure it out for himself and 2. That's he's gonna go hangout with his  girl friend and as you can see he strongly emphasizes the girl part of it. Toad doesn't get it and says that he's happy for Black Yoshi but now he has a girlfriend too, then the birds and Toad go hangout when the pigs finally come over and say that they are ready to fight but Red states that they can't inside the house because the birds just cleaned up in the previous episodes. King Pigs states that he gets that and they all go outside to fight and Red gives the bird their roles in the battle and then Toad asks what he can do and Red having no idea tells him to wait for orders. So they go into battle and Blue (SML) defeats Helmet Pig (SML) using his (in this continuity) cloning ability. Speedy (SML) takes out Ray (SML) and Taliban (SML) defeats King Pig (SML) the only birds (and non-birds) still at home base are Big Red (SML), Toni (SML), and Toad (SML) thinking that they are safe when we see behind them Greg (SML)

Episode 5
The birds notice Greg and he tells them he's gonna kill them all and Big Red tells Greg to not and Greg angrily gets out his gun telling Big Red never to tell Greg what to do. Greg gets his gun and shoots however the one bullet he has instead hits Chad (SML) (Hal's plush) who gets in the way to safe his friends and boyfriend. Greg noticing that this was a huge mistake and realizing he should have brought more than one bullet runs away out of fear. Toni then starts crying over Chad while Toad is screaming and complaining that he scratched himself on a rock. They all get inside and try to find a doctor when Chef Pee Pee (SML) over hears them and sees the bird he could cook into breakfast and asks if they need a chef and they say that they need a doctor and Chef Pee Pee lies stating that they are basically the same thing and that if he's going to do the surgery he's going to need help with it and so he gets Toad to help him. Toad asks how and he tells Toad to give him the biggest knife and Toad does and so Chef Pee Pee cuts the bird as we hear the heart thingy flat line and the screen goes black. After finishing Chef Pee Pee gives the birds scrambled eggs (supposedly Chad's remains) they ask where Chad is and Chef Pee Pee quickly tells them that he's dead gives them 2 complementary oreos and leaves, which they all gasp in surprise (not about Chad's death but about there being only 2 oreos) and then Toni starts crying about he never got to tell Chad that he loves him. When Chad comes out of nowhere with a band aid on his face and they ask how its possible when they eggs were supposed to be his remains and Chad explains through a flashback that Mario while looking for something to eat saw Chad in a pan decided to take him out of it causing Chef Pee Pee to replace the bird withe eggs and then Chad explains that he went to the hospital got the bullet taken out and got a bandage. Toni is so happy that him and Chad start kissing and Big Red call them a gay slurr when Toad walks in and sees them kissing breaking his heart and Toni explains that he was just using him to make Chad jealous making Toad angry and so he gets out a knife but instead of using it to kill Chad like we think he's going to he instead cuts the oreos. The birds then start plotting but the pigs overhear them.

Episode 6
The Angry Birds try to figure out their plan while the pigs try to bomb the house. Toad suggests a rap battle, but Big Red dismisses his idea. Black Yoshi returns and the birds tell him about the army of pigs. Black Yoshi doesn't worry about the pigs and tells them he can easily defeat them if necessary. Big Red convinces Black Yoshi that the pigs are a problem. Meanwhile, the pigs hire a female bird to distract Big Red while they sneak inside and get ready to destroy the birds. After watching the birds play cards, Black Yoshi gets ready to go to his room and hears a knock on the door. Black Yoshi notices the Female Big Red and lets her inside. Big Red admires her greatly and Black Yoshi goes to his room. The girl convinces Big Red to go somewhere else and leaves the door unattended. The pigs sneak inside. Big Red prepares to get in bed with the girl when she accidentally reveals the pigs' plan. Black Yoshi turns up to the front door looking for them but he is knocked unconscious and dragged away.

Episode 7
Mario wants the Birds out of the house, so he and the pigs plot to get them kicked out. Meanwhile, Black Yoshi is woken up by the pigs's leader, Mr. Pig who wants him to turn against the birds but he refuses so he holds him hostage until the birds are dead. Poof (Bubbles's plush) comes into the House as he lost his apartment and Hangs out with the Angry Birds. Mario mad at the birds goes to find Black Yoshi and finds him with Mr. Pig (SML) and asks what's going on and they tell him that Mr. Pig wants to kill the birds but Black Yoshi refuses however Mario tired of them makes a plan with Mr. Pig. He meets with the pigs King Pig (SML), Ray (SML), Helmet Pig (SML), and Greg (SML) (who apparently recently moved from Wisconsin) and they make a plan. So Mario goes to the birds and tells a lie about a leek saying he needs 7 birds to fix it and in coincidentally there are 7 birds in the house when Mario yells attack and ducks suddenly, King Pig and the other pigs A battle starts and Big Red uses Poof (SML) because he has not had as much character development as the others and and knows he will die, then Blue (SML) gets rid of Greg (SML), then Big Red decides that there are too many guns and uses Might Eagle (SML) and he kills all the pigs and then him and Taliban go and save Black Yoshi from Mr. Pig. Then Mario comes in and explains to Big Red that he betrayed them because he Doesn't want him anymore, But he is misheard. First he Yells at Big Red, wanting him to get out and Never come back here. Black Yoshi doesn't understand Mario. Big Red leaves in the morning along with the Angry Birds (Minus Poof) (Not before however Toad gets a kiss from Toni and Taliban blows up on his way out) Black Yoshi briefly argued about his disappointment, Much to Mario's Anger. Mario is Happy but Black Yoshi Mentions his Family and the Saga Ends.

The Birds and The Bees
Diddy Kong (SML) is playing around in the flowers when Donkey Kong (SML) decides its time for his son to know about puberty and accidentally says, "The birds and the bees" in front of Big Red (SML) who tells him never to compare a bird to a measly bee. Then we have a flashback of Big Red back when him and his brothers (when they were a sextuplet) were with their dad and he got a bee sting and their dad either being stupid or neglectful mistook it for puberty before taking him to the hospital. Him and Donkey Kong then argue before he leaves

12 Days of Christmas
In this only 5 of them one of them being Big Red appear in Toad's song as he's singing about what his true love gave to him

Valentine's Day
In this only 6 birds appear one in a segment with Toni, Chad, and Toad and another with Big Red, his ex-girlfriend, and his ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend. In the segment with Toni he gets ready for his date with Chad and Chad gives him 2 gifts a box of chocolates and super big lips to kiss with Toad walks in on this and gets heart broken. Big Red appears complaining about his ex who is currently dating Halloween Big Red (SML) who is just Big Red with horns and so as revenge they trick Female Big Red into looking in the mirror and then make fun of her.

Super Big Red
In this Big Red appears as the main character wanting to finally do something with his life and when Toad needs help opening the mailbox he transforms into his game counterparts Angry Birds Space character and uses he vision to open up the mailbox. However there is nothing in there and Big Red confronts Toad about it who just admits to wanting to look inside causing Big Red to angrily yell about how he just wasted seconds of his life on nothing

The Car
In this short Big Red and Black Yoshi steal Mario's car and apparently everyone else in the house has also been stealing from Mario as well. All of them have been stealing money to buy things Mario tells Big Red and Black Yoshi to get out of the car but they instead drive away Mario yells at them and Big Red yells back. Big Red wonders if anyone feels bad. Shrek then has to take a poop so Black Yoshi said if he farts he will get out the car. Speedy gets on the gas pedal which caused swing theme to pass Mario tells them to stop the car but they kept driving which caused Taliban to blow up the car

The Egg
The short begins with Tony and Chad making an announcement that they are having a baby. Tony tells them that it will hatch any day. She asks Toad, Big Red, Speedy, and Blue what they think but they all disappear but Toad. Toad was amazed at seeing the egg and asks Tony who the dad was, which was Chad and she calls Toad a "silly goose". She tells Toad that she's glad he was not mad just like Big Red, Blue, and Speedy and just disappear for no reason. Toad wanted to babysit the child and asks Tony and Chad if he could babysit but Tony hides it in a glass box and says that he couldn't due to the child being too fragile. She says that he could crack and probably die. She tells it to Chad and he tells her that it's okay. Tony tells Toad to not touch it and to get out. Tony tells Chad that they could go and watch a movie. He agrees on it and they leave, but they didn't realize Toad is still there. He stares at the egg and says that he couldn't touch it and he could just look at it. He goes up close to the glass box. He says the egg is beautiful, he also liked the feel of the glass box. He said that he liked the smell of eggs and that he never babysit an egg before. He lifts up the glass box to smell the egg, to which he said that it smelled like dandelions. He touches it and realized it moved but it fell off the table and cracked presumably killing the child. He drops the glass box but lifts it back up. Toad asked what he was going to do, he decided if he could borrow another egg. He looks in the refrigerator and finds another egg but accidentally drops it. He thinks of what he was going to do again and has no eggs and says that he is going to die. So he thinks of laying an egg himself, he then poops and hides the poop in the glass box. Tony and Chad are back from watching the movie but realize the egg was now poop and Tony thinks that the egg hatched but Chad said that it wasn't the child and it was black and that Toad cheated on them.

A Bird Problem
Black Yoshi is playing Call of Duty when all of a sudden Speedy comes in. Black Yoshi makes fun of him because of the way he is talking and calls him 'Porky Pig'. Speedy then goes to ask Big Red (who is looking at chicks online) if he has a speech problem. Big Red tells him that he may have one and then Speedy goes to ask Toad as well. When Toad said he kinda does, Speedy straight up says he is going to commit... er.... go to sleep forever. Luckily Toad calms Speedy down and calls a doctor to help out with Speedy's speech problem. The doctor comes and he uses cards to help speedy practice to speak properly. Eventually, Toad gets his high-pitched voice fixed as well. Speedy and Toad then go to Black Yoshi to show him that their voices are different. Black Yoshi kicks toad in the balls and he gets his regular voice back (for some reason). And then Speedy asks if could play Call of Duty. And Black Yoshi says no.

Trivia

 * Despite being one of The Main Angry Birds in the Franchise, Terrance is the Only Bird not to appear in the Series and stella Also doesn't appear in the series.
 * There are 7 Episodes of BYatB on SML Reuploaded and there used to be 7 on regular SML.
 * Despite there series ending in the bonus short episodes the birds still live in the SML house