Thread:ComboLuigi2000/@comment-36107211-20200109133003/@comment-37595749-20200314182018

Me: *is petting Souldier* Well, look who bought a fort.

Souldier: Luigi, can you please put me down? I don't like being petted like this.

Me: You're adorable, no I'm not putting you down unless I want to do something else, okay?

Souldier: Don't. Touch. My horns! You want to lose your soul to me?

Me: Wait, what the heck?

Souldier: I said you want to lose your soul?

Me: No.

Souldier: Then put me down!

Me: No!

Souldier: (groans)