Mighty Hoax

Characters

 * Red Bird
 * Blue Birds
 * Yellow Bird
 * Bomb Bird
 * White Bird
 * Minion Pigs
 * King Pig
 * Corporal Pig
 * Foreman Pig
 * Professor Pig (debut)

Transcript
Episode begins like Poached Eggs, except Professor Pig is there. '''Scene cuts to the nest and Red, The Blues, Chuck, Bomb & Matilda. The pigs pop up from behind a bush.''' '''The birds and pigs (Birdettes) go off. King Pig, Foreman Pig, & Professor Pig pop out from the same bush.''' Each pig grabs an egg. '''The pigs run off. The birds come back.''' Corporal Pig sneezes, blowing off the cardboard cut-outs.
 * Foreman Pig: Good morning, pigs.
 * Pigs (except Foreman Pig): Good morning, Foreman P.
 * Foreman Pig: Today, with the help of Professor Pig, we will be making cardboard cut-outs of female birds to destract the pigs. Professor Pig, King Pig, take it away!
 * King Pig: Thank you, Foreman. Professor Pig here...
 * Professor Pig: Hi.
 * King Pig: Uh, yeah. Anyways, Professor Pig built some templates of wooden birds. You pigs, will paint them.
 * Professor Pig: Minion Pig 1, you make a Female Red. Minion Pig 2, you make female Blues. Minion Pig 3, you make a female Chuck. Minion Pig 4, you make a female Bomb. And Corporal Pig, you make a male Matilda. Foreman Pig, King Pig, & I will stand up here and turn them in to us when you are done.
 * Minion Pig 1 (acting like Female Red): Hi Red, honey.
 * Red: He-ello Redette. New 'round here?
 * Minion Pig 1 (acting like Redette): Hehehe!
 * Minion Pig 2, 5, & 6 (acting like Female Blues): Oh, boys.
 * Blue Jay: He-
 * Blue Jake: -ello
 * Blue Jim: Bluettes.
 * Minion Pig 3 (acting like Female Chuck): Ehem.
 * Chuck: Holy bird seed! Who are you?
 * Minion Pig 3 (acting like Female Chuck): Why, I'm Chuckette. Hehehe.
 * Minion Pig 4 (acting like Female Bomb): Hello, Bomb. Need some help takin' care of Bomb Jr.
 * Bomb: Bombette, honey. Why, lets raise him.
 * Minion Pig 4 (acting like Bombette): Hehehe.
 * Corporal Pig (acting like Male Matilda): Oh, Matilda.
 * Matilda: (gasp) Matt.
 * Corporal Pig (acting like Matt): Matilda. Let's go honey.
 * Red: Let's all go on a date.
 * King Pig: Now let's get the eggs. I'll get the first. Foreman, you get the second. And Professor, you get the third.
 * King Pig: Now, RUN OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Red: So we all had an awesome day.
 * The Flock: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!