The Angry Birds Movie Pinball/Voice Script

This article provides a full list of voice clips that can be heard while playing a session of The Angry Birds Movie Pinball. All lines are taken straight from the script.

Attract Mode
One of the following three quotes will be chosen at random and spoken when the table is ready for a new session to begin:
 * Red: "Have you ever stolen any one's children? Huh? Have you? I mean, you look like you would. And you know what? I'm a little bit angry. Correction. I'm really angry. And I don't think I'm the only one."
 * Judge Peckinpah: "Perhaps you've never heard the joke, 'Why don't birds fly?' I'm going to tell you why. Because, where else would we ever want to go?"
 * Matilda: "Welcome to the Infinity Acceptance Group. I, am Matilda. And I'm just super psyched to be taking this journey with you. You're gonna have a blast! I'm really fun."