Angry Birds: Revenge taken/Story

The game's story begins with the typical angry birds intro: The pigs steal the eggs. This page serves as it's script for all the birds and pigs in the cutscenes.

Prologue: The start of it all
(Red is seen chilling on a hammock, while Matilda feeds the blues some birdseed)

Red: Hey Matilda. Those pigs haven't attacked for a long while. Is there some other birds they decided to pester, or did they just move away?

Matilda: Not sure really. Why are you talking about the pigs? Did they get to you again?

(Red imagines a scary looking king pig)

Red: Nah... not really.

(As the blues finish their somewhat bland meal, a shadow appears from above)

Jay: *Gasp*

Jake: oh my gosh...

Jim: AIRSHIP!

(An airship style theme plays as king pig laughs manically)

King pig: I'm KING PIG! AND ME WANT EGGS!

(king pig bodyslams a button, making a giant robotic arm grab the eggs from the birds... again)

Red: You big son of a gun... GIVE US OUR EGGS BACK!

Matilda: You pigs keep on forgetting that that's how we're born!

(Foreman pig walks next to king pig)

Foreman pig: tsk tsk tsk. You birds can make more eggs.

Jim: But... but... but...

(Jake covers Jim's beak)

Foreman pig: Oh wait a minute... Aren't birds supposed to be extinct?

(The airship flies away)

Foreman pig: You are all dinosaurs!

(The music stops dramatically)

Red: We gotta save the eggs! Jay! You know where chuck is?

Jay: They kidnapped him.

Red: Darn it... CHUCK! I'M GONNA SAVE YOU!

(Red runs off, screaming for chuck)

Chapter 1: Peace forgotten
Red: Chuck... you really need a bath.

Chuck: You think so? I don't smell anything.

(Chuck fails to recognize his horrid scent)

Red: well... Ok... time to get the rest of the flock here!

minion pig: heh... it was a trap... we got yer birdies...

Red: oh shoot. I'M GONNA BUST YOUR SNOUTS OFF THE FACE OF THIS PLANET!

When the whole classic flock is rescued
Red: Well, at least that big bork is gone...

Terence: ...

Bomb: Well... you said they're going to be blown off this planet... so they decided to do it for us...

(Some pigs fly into outer space)

Red: wait... WHAT!? They're going to pester that ice bird!

Jay, Jake, and Jim: uhhh... who?

Hal: The ice bird, an alien creature made of pure ice that can freeze things it touches.

Jake: Ooooh... I think we met him before!

Red: then let's move! First, we'll need a transport...

(Red looks at the wreckage of king pig's UFO)

Red: ...and we already have one.

After the birds go to space
Red: Ice bird? ICE BIRD!

Ice bird: What da? Hey, what do you want?

Chuck: Well...

(King pig is seen in a spaceship, with the eggsteroid)

Bubbles: ...He took your eggsteroid... and my sweet candies...

Ice bird: Oh my frost... YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS SPACE PIGS!

Red: Well, we gotta go get them.

When the birds go back to earth
Ice bird: this place seems odd to my eyes. I'm used to being in space!

Red: sheesh... I hate pigs in space!

Ice bird: hope my kid's ok.

Bubbles: Kid? What kid?

(Ice bird looks a bit nervous)

Ice bird: That's... a bit personal...

Red: Stop talking about frozen children icebergs and LET'S MOVE! *those pigs are gonna pay for this*.

When the birds defeat the foreman pig
(Red is seen ontop of the foreman pig)

Red : Ok you moustached swine, WHERE ARE THE EGGS!

Foreman pig: King pig never told me where he put the eggs, I SWEAR!

(Red gets a phonecall)

Hal: You going to answer it?

Red: Hello?

Stella: The pigs just industrialized golden island!

Red: oh... my... god... Stella... You may have to hide the kid from them.

Stella: She's not here red.

Red: Phew... wait... WHAT!?

(Goes to chapter 2)

Chapter 2: All that glitters, ain't gold.
(Meanwhile at golden island)

Stella: Yeah, I have no idea where our daughter is!

(The connection shorts out)

Stella: dang it. Lost the connection. Hey!

(Suddenly, poppy hangs upsidedown from a tree)

Poppy: What's up?

Stella: We're going pig hunting tonight!

Poppy: Well, then I'll be your guest!

When the birds approach the city
(There's pigs in every corner, building some part of a city)

Minion pig: Heeeh Heh hehehe! King would be so proud of us!

Ninja pig: Shhh! It's queen here, not king!

Hazmat pig: The king's here ya dummy!

ninja pig: oh...

Stella: dang... king's here... gotta take them out slowly... and silently...

Luca: ...But... but... I'm scared...

Dahlia: There has to be a logical way to do this...

(Red crashlands, facefirst near stella)

Red: ow... huh? Why am I suddenly surrounded by...

Stella: Oh, red! They're just my friends!

Red: ...oh. *Shakes his head rapidly* Maybe try... I dunno... Destroying the whole place. I wreck pig cities all the time!

Dahlia: Hmmm... that seems quite smart. Take down the whole city.

Stella: ummm... actually... That's what we should do!

When they defeat the mid-boss, the pirate pig.
Red: This is turning into a really weird day!

Stella: No joke. Look at this pig!

Willow: Hey! He dropped these weird shapey things! I think I can make something out of them.

Red: That's not an art tool, that's a rune!

(When willow grabs the rune, she suddenly has a rainbow aura)

Luca: ...She's a god!

Red: Actually, she's just able to paint all the blocks she touches now.

Stella: How did you know...

Red: About that? Well, lets just say that some of my flock decided to goof off with some of them. For crying out loud, YOU'RE UNDER THE EFFECT OF ONE!

Stella: Ummm... you're making this all weird for us.

Poppy: You never stepped on a strange looking shape before?

Stella: oh... so that's where I got my inhuman speed from.

When gale ultimately faints from battle
Gale: curses... I lost the bet...

Red: So... learned anything from today?

Gale: That you should never trust stella...

Stella: What!? That's... I thought...

Red: That was not the lesson... Stella, I think she gone nuts.

￼Stella: Yeah... Oh wait... got a phonecall.

(Stella answers the call)

Unknown: Mom? Dad? You there?

Red: My daughter! You're still alive!

Unknown: Dad! Phew, you two're still sane. Ok, listen, I've gotten near king pig's base.

Red: Wai... WHAT!?

Pyro: Hey there... wait... Is that a phone? Lemme see!

Unknown: Pyro, NO!

(Chapter 3 begins)

Chapter 3: Creepy halls
Unknown: dangit, you broke the phone.

Pyro: well, at least we're in these halls. We must be safe here.

Shock: From my calculations... this says otherwise...

(Red eyes surround the three birds)

???: Target confirmed

After 3-10
Io: ugh... I really want to get out of this mouth hole building.

???: The only way to leave here is DEATH!

Unknown: If this was a game, then this would make it too extreme.

Computerbirdy: Ummm... This doesn't look good...

(Ravage jumps out of a vent, and looks at the flock with her evil-looking red eyes.

Flash: Darn it, and I was going to run to that lightswitch!

(Camera dramatically zooms in on ravage)

Ravage: Well now... You didn't hear my message, did you? You'll just be sitting skeletons once I'm done with you...

After ravage is capped
(Ravage starts flailing, and screeches for a bit, then stops. Eyes stop glowing, then start glowing yellow after 3 seconds)

Stonepecker: Huh? What happened?

Unknown: Let's just say, somthing possessed you.

(Warpath, disgusted, picks up a dead Bovine robot)

Warpath: Well, we also saw these odd robots... I have no idea why they screeched at us... there's also this strange glowy stuff in them...

(When it's eyes flash, Warpath quickly throws the robot on the floor)

Stonepecker: Darn it. Ravage started the Bovine production again.

Circuit breaker: Bovine?

Shock: Bovines. Security robots that the pigs use to scare away intruders. Kinda creepy and ancient by the looks of it.

Pyro: I have no idea why the pigs would make things after us.

Unknown: Maybe they wanted us to look bad.

Shock: I dunno. Seems like they look like silver.

Computerbirdy: *gasp* Silver! She's trapped in here!

Unknown: then let's move! We're on the clock, so we gotta hurry!

After Bovine MK. II is seen
'''Bovine MK. II''': Silverbird found. Interrogating process initiating.

Silver: NO! SOMEONE SAVE ME!

Unknown: We're here!

Flash: And BETTAH THEN EVAH!

Bovine MK.II: ABORT INTERROGATION. INITIATE BATTLE MODE.

(The robot looks at the flock and screeches, causing an unrelenting force to blow Pyro away, and the others to be affected by eerie wind)

Computerbirdy: Agh! Cursed machinations got wind on their side!

Unknown: Good idea to fight back!

After the 4 robots are defeated
Unknown: Well, and I told you that robots are kinda useless. No offense CPB.

Computerbirdy: None taken!

(They all start laughing)

Silver: Ok, that's a good one! Wait...

(The cage starts falling apart, and silver is freed from the 30 year old prison)

Silver: Woah! Ok... I think I'll go to the others now, and see what they're up to.

Unknown: Good idea. We'll go back to the nest.

(Silver uses the broken cage as a slingshot, and flies out to the city, starting chapter 4)

Chaper 4: The silver lining
Silver: Ok... Cities... more cities... I need to get outta here! *oink*

(Silver quickly closes her mouth)

Pig: Ey silver, my girl! Hows it been?

Silver: uhhh...

Foreman pig: She's not an ally anymore.

Pig: oh... SHOOT THE BIRD!

(Silver runs from inbound projectiles as the city theme plays)

Silver: I really need to go! But where?

After Foreman pig is defeated... Again!
Silver: Heck! That was a close call.

(Silver starts rushing through the city, destroying pig forts and the like. However, she is suddenly sucked into a void)

Silver: AAAAAAAAA!

(Later on, she appears in a black room, with a neon blue floor)

Silver: Where am I?

???: Greetings, silver

Silver: what in the heck!?

???: Listen, you're more than meets the eye.

???: You're... Windblade.

Silver: wait... I'M WHAT NOW!?

???: You fell from combat on your home planet, and was reborn as a young falcon. To this day, you walk the earth without prior knowledge of your past. Take this ancient scroll, and hold it with honor.

(Silver takes the scroll, which is really a comic)

Silver : It's just a comic... Ok, I'll hold it with honor, and go.

(She suddenly Re-materializes at the pig city again, suddenly glowing with power. She pulls out two samurai swords, and runs on a rooftop)

Energy Silver: Wooo! I'm WINDBLADE REBORN! WOO HOO!

pig: Whuh da heck?

Sniper pork: Shoot her. She's gotten way too much into comics.

Before duking it with Rabid
Energy silver: Woo! Ok... I feel good!

???: aw... you lost?

Energy silver: No, I'm silver.

Rabid: ugh... Idiots. And I thought you birds were intelligent! Just look at that! You're a freaking flesh bird with glowy lines on ya! Whaddayadotogetit?

Energy Silver: I just realized who I am.

Rabid : Lemme guess... Your a Waifu.

Energy Silver: The heck? NO! I'm actually...

Rabid: A cyborg? A tank? An attack helicopter?

Energy Silver: ...Windblade.

Rabid: dangit. Aw well, this is gonna be the first time I defeat a robot Samurai! Aw heck yeah! FACE DA COFFEE!

Energy Silver: Hmm... Bring it on!

When Rabid gets trumped by silver
Energy Silver: And I forgot to mention... I do my own stunts.

Rabid: ugh... I've been stonked.

(Achievement earned: A-stonk-ishment)

Energy Silver: Pfft... Ha!

(Silver breaks down and laughs)

(Later at a building)

Presipork of the United steaks of Hamerica: And I bring to you, the PIG-TRON MARK TWO!

(A bunch of Pig-trons are seen on a platform)

Chapter 5: The last straw
(Later, the birds are seen surrounding a campfire)

Hal: Man... Those pigs are just... wow!

Red: I could say the same.

Energy Silver: Hey guys! I'm back!

Ice bird: Hmmm... wonder how my...

(Everyone but Silver look at him, angered)

Ice bird: ...uhh... you know what, never mind.

Pyro: Well, at least we're safe now... wait...

All the birds: THE EGGS!

Unknown: We have to get back in there!

Shock: What if they eat the eggs!?

Red: It's settled then... We're saving the eggs!

(Suddenly, a bunch of VTOLs fly above the birds, and bomb the nest)

Bomb: No way! ...I suddenly regret eating dirt...

Chuck: What are those!?

Dahlia: VTOLs. Vertical TakeOff and Landing jets. The pigs must've noticed that we've gotten bigger firepower than ever! We need to move!

When King pig imposter 1 is defeated
Pig: Owie... That hurt...

Red: Uhh... that's not really him...

(The other birds leave the fort, but when red leaves, he gets trapped)

Chuck: MY GOD!

Silver: Red!

MacBacon : Oh hello kind sir. I see you made an entrance, and killed that king pig. Well, that's what I'll do to you.

Red: It's a TRAP!

After Red beats up MacBacon
(trapdoor opens)

Red: Man... that was one mean librarian...

Terence: ...

Bubbles: Ok... We saved you... and...

Glaive: WooHoo! I'm COMING!

Soundwing: Woah... that's one mad bird.

Bubbles: That's My brother right there! May love candy like me, but he's AWESOME!

Red: Ok, Glaive can come with us... We have a job to do!

Silver: How did he know his name?

Bubbles: Oh, he told him his name when they both met.

Red: Ok... Now enough talking, and START MOVING!

Before the king pig battle
Red: Ok... this is it... We're in king pig territory, where the eggs are...

Unknown: *hugs Red and Stella* Don't go in there alone.

Red: I'm not...

Stella: Because we're a team.

Unknown: We're more than just a team... We're family.

All the other birds: Awwww.

Red: Well, ok. We'll charge in together. Not like a team... but like a family.

Unknown: Well... 3... 2... 1... CHARGE!

(The castle door breaks as ths birds break in)

Post king pig
King pig: ME... UGH... ow...

(He faints)

Red: Well, Let's go home now.

(When the birds leave, Warpath takes the eggs, and Carrie's them with him)

Warpath: Hey! WAIT UP!

(48 Hours later)

Chef pig: Finally... It's mine... IT'S ALL MINE! MWAHAHAHA!

Megapork: Not today Chef!

(He knocks off chef pig, and takes the crown for himself)

Megapork: So it comes to me... that Will Williams Smoothcheeks has fallen! We may have respects for him, and yes... I have respects for him too. *sniff* He was like a father to me... So... It comes to this day, that I will lead this city to a new, prosperous, Egg loaded, and powerful future! I SHALL NOT BE DENIED!

(The pigs clap for Megapork, but it's just because he said his catchprase)

Chapter 6: We love ya, Tommorow!
(While Pyro is looking at the sunset)

Pyro: ...Is this the last sunset? Is this the end of it all?

(A magma-like tear rolls down Pyro's left eye)

Pyro: I can't believe this... We're going to be defeated by pigs!

(Unknown then walks next to Pyro)

Unknown: Don't worry, We still have a chance.

Pyro: How do we? Those pigs just destroyed our nest! They've just... they've just gotten too far!

(Pyro starts crying)

Unknown: Don't cry pyro!

(She starts feeling sad herself, but then gets an idea.)

Unknown: The sun'll come out, Tomorrow. Bet your bottom dollar, That tomorrow. There'll be sun!

(Pyro then looks at Unknown)

Pyro: Really?

Unknown: Definitely.

(She smiles)

Unknown: Just thinkin' about

Tomorrow Clears away the cobwebs And the sorrow 'Til there's none!

(Pyro starts feeling calm to the point that he wants to sing along)

Unknown: When I'm stuck with a day That's grey And lonely I just stick out my chin And grin And say Oh!

Unknown and Pyro: The sun'll come out Tomorrow So ya gotta hang on 'Til tomorrow Come what may Tomorrow, tomorrow! I love ya tomorrow! You're always A day Away!

(They both laugh, then look at the sunset)

(The day after)

Red: Ok... they may have wrecked our home, our nest, Matilda's garden, and a fraction of the city. But they forgot something, something that makes us different from them pigs. WE EVOLVED FROM DINOSAURS!

Pyro: *Roars like a dragon*

Red: That's my bird!

(Pyro and Hal high five eachother)

Red: Now. Today, we fight! Today, we will take back the eggs, AGAIN! Today, we show them what we are all about! Today... We will show them who rules this turf! Who's with me?

All other birds besides Io: Me!

Io: Since they took a lot away from me... ME!

Red: Ok, now LET'S FIGHT!

(Red, along with the flock, all rush into Piggy meadow for the second time)

After Big bork is defeated a second time
Red: Heck! He was bigger than last time!

Stella: I know, right?

Warpath: He was soaking in our shots!

(A gold-rimmed airship appears, flying over the birds)

Red: Oh... Shoot.

Gale: MWAHAHAHA!

Ice bird: What do you want? My son? My eggsteroid? MY HOME?

Gale: I already have what I need... The world's under MY control now!

(The airship flys away)

Hal: Dang it!

Io: Coward!

Red: Dag NABBIT! LET'S MOVE!

After Foreman pig is defeated
Red: And I thought these ppigsknew better than this!

Dahlia: Actually, they don't. They're just pigs!

Red: So... any way we can go there faster?

Unknown: I'll go to the desert that way, with my team. And you?

Red: Ok, splitting up. That's gonna get us killed... but the good thing is, we'll go there faster this way.

Unknown: Well, ok then! Love ya dad.

Red: Love you too.

Chapter 7: Revenge is given.
Corporal pig: Maggots... thems never even give up!

Chef pig: I know, right? They just want the eggs back! Heck... killing them is our only option!

'''Bovine MK. III''': BIRDS IN PREMISES

Corporal pig: Ok you maggots...

(The pigs just sit there)

Corporal pig: ATTACK!

(The pigs start scurrying with their guns, drone-paks, and robots)

When Bovine MK. III is defeated
Unknown: AND STAY DOWN!

(Pigs start fleeing)

Pyro: uhhh... there's more pigs...

Warpath: then we give them some good ol' KAPLOWIE!

Unknown: Exactly!

(Meanwhile, at the forest)

Red: Ok... any plans on how to pop the pigs?

Hal: Just... do our own thing?

Bubbles: CANDY!

Red: Well... ok, I guess...

After Gale is defeated again
Gale: Ugh... Fine! You stupid birds want your eggs? Ugh... here's the dang key...

(Gale weakly drops the key)

Red: YUSS! We got the key!

(Unknown and her flock come to the gate)

Unknown: So, we can break in?

Stella: Mmmm Hmmm.

Red: ok... prepare yourselves... We're going in a world of hurt... Get ready!

Chapter 8: Revenge is taken
Megapork: Dang... They're HERE! THEY BROKE IN THE CITY! Grrr... GUARDS! UNLEASH THE ARMY!

(Lots of boss pigs break out of the castle door)

After the boss rush
Red: this is it... This place is going to be the end of us... We're gonna have to break in anyway, if we want the next generation to survive.

Hal: Well, Anything you want to put off your backs first?

Glaive: My secret admirer... is a sandpiper.

Chuck: I may have eaten that cookie you were saving for your daughter, red... DON'T GET MAD AT ME!

Red: I knew that... Besides, that was the one bimb made, not me. XD

Chuck : Can we break in now?

Red: Ok... As a team!

Unknown: No... as a family.

All other birds: Awwww.

Red: you know what? I agree. We should do it like a family! 3... 2... 1... FIRE!

(All the birds break in)

Chapter 9: The fall of the false king, Megapork.
Megapork: heh heh heh... You birds just came at the right time.

Red: GIVE US OUR EGGS BACK!

Pig: Just... kill them already!

(Megapork prepares his weapons)

On the castle roof
Megapork: Heh heh! You're PATHETIC! ALL YOU WANT TO DO, IS TO KILL ON SIGHT!

Red: I do that for a FREAKING REASON! All you want to do is steal children!

Megapork: We need to survive too, you know! Where was I? Oh yeah...

(Megapork laughs)

Megapork: ...So, this is your end! Tremble before me, now!

Red: One shall stand...

Megapork: One shall fall!

After Megapork's defeat
Megapork: NO! NOOOO! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!

Red: This is the end... We take back the eggs from you... and We all can live Happily ever after.

Megapork:NEVER!

Red: Good enough. GAME OVER!

(Megapork falls into oblivion)

Megapork: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Red: Well guess that's over. Come on guys, We should celebrate this!

(Credits roll)

After the credits
Unknown: So... I was thinking... You never really got to name me.

Red: Yeah... I think "Violet" suits you. What do you think, you like it?

Unknown: Man... It's perfect!

Red: Good to hear that! Say... you wanna go to the movies? I'm paying fo it!

Violet: Yep!

(The screen fades, and it reads "The end")

Bonus episode: Golden eggs(unlocked after Chapter 9)
Red: Man... Where did these come from?

Chuck: Who knows? Maybe the pigs hid them.

Red: Well, guess it's a treasure hunt! Time to hunt for these eggs!

Warping through a portal
Red: WOOOOOAAAAH!

Bomb: AGH! I'M FALLING!

Stella: Woohoo!

Poppy: I FEEL SO ALIVE!

Golden eyeball found
Violet: Odd... This thing is associated with... ME! Oh... I get it now. My eye is a weapon by itself.

Bomb: Hold it... WHAT?!

Golden pig found
Silver: Aaaand... oh, dang it. King pig's favorite egg!

Golden Bovine found
Shock: Oh shoot...

Flash: this is gonna be a terrible night.

Golden Beach egg found
Red: Found it! ...odd... this thing leads to an alternate dimension...