Large Bird

Large Bird is a very large angry bird. His special ability is growing legs, with which he can attain incredible speeds aided by his degree in physics. He is also able to step over, and sometimes on, houses built by pigs. He sometimes employs his ability to go to the store and purchase bird seed, his favourite food. Contrary to recent edits, Large Bird is significantly mentally ill, He is being aided in his recovery by his partner, Bingy Bird, who often prays for him. Large Bird does not believe in God because of what he has seen, but he entertains Bingy's beliefs nonetheless.

Large Bird's sardonic and witty catchphrase is 'i just poo-pooed on myself!' He exclaims this so often that Bingy wishes to divorce him, and other birds display birdicidal tendencies towards him. He is none the wiser, because he lives in the knowledge that nothing can hurt him more than what he has already witnessed. Large Bird will not talk about it.