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 * (Shows Ballistic Toons logo)
 * (Shows LachStar Enterprises Movies logo)
 * (Shows Rovio Animation logo)

Scene 1: The Madness Begins

 * (Begins with birds-eye-view shot of Piggy Island)
 * Narrator/Professer Pigsworth: Ah, Piggy Island, A peaceful place where birds and pigs live in harmony, well not really… but we're not focusing on the birds for now, though, we might get a little glimpse of them at some point. We're taking a look at the Piggies… the Bad Piggies.
 * (The Movie's logo appears on the screen)
 * A LachStar Film
 * In Association with Ballistic Toons
 * (Cuts to a shot of the outside of King Pig's Castle)
 * Narrator: Our story begins in the castle of the king, Leornard Smoothcheeks the 3rd. As I just said, he is the king of Piggy Island, and I believe this made him a little conceited, as his favourite food is eggs. For roughly an entire decade, he and his minions have attempted to steal a flock of birds eggs. (1 minute montage of many failed attempts to steal the eggs are shown in a flashback) Why am I telling you this? Well, take a look.
 * (Cuts to shot of the inside of the castle to the left)
 * King Pig (from off screen): I hate this! (throws a sandwich which appears on screen and splats on the wall.) I don’t like this either! (he throws some soup which lands just above the sandwich)
 * (the camera pans to the righ revealing king pig on his throne with chef pig right next him. Chef pig has a plate with a pie on it.)
 * Chef Pig: Really though sire? Is there anything you like to eat other than eggs that doesn’t have any shape or form of eggs?
 * King Pig: NO! (picks up the pie and throws it off screen.)
 * (Prince Porky enters the room.)
 * Narrator: This is Prince Porky, the son of King Pig. Therefore, he may one day, possess the crown and become the King of the entire island, and everyone will know about him, and adore him. Judging by the excited and joyful look on his face, it looks like that he has a foolproof plan to steal those eggs.
 * Prince Porky: (pie lands on his face) (gets pie splatter off) Hello father. Hello Chef Pig.
 * Chef Pig: Oh, hey Porky.
 * Prince Porky: That’s PRINCE porky to you! Anyway, I see you two are up to your normal shenanigans.
 * King Pig: That’s right! I was just complaining that we STILL have no eggs!
 * Prince Porky: I see… funny you should mention that, actually, as I came here to tell you a plan I just came up with to get those eggs.
 * King Pig: Ooooohhh, a plan!
 * Prince Porky: (whispers something in King Pig's ear.)
 * King Pig: Great idea, son! Chef Pig!
 * Chef Pig: Yeah?
 * King Pig: Get me Mechanic Pig!
 * (Cuts to shot of Mechanic pig lying on a hammock in pigini beach)
 * Mechanic Pig: Aahhhh…
 * Bartender Pig: Here's the lemon juice you asked for, sour, I mean, sir.
 * Mechanic Pig: Why, Thank you, (Takes a sip of lemon juice) (puts the lemon juice down) This is the life…
 * (Suddenly, Chef Pig appears next to Mechanic Pig)
 * Chef Pig: Mechanic Pig!
 * Mechanic Pig: WOAH! (falls off of his hammock, and gets up) What is it, Chef Pig?
 * Chef Pig: The King needs you!
 * Mechanic Pig: Umm… Ok, I’ll be right there.
 * (Cuts back to inside the castle)
 * (Mechanic Pig comes in through the main entrance along with chef pig, looking at all the paintings and statues of King Pig's ansecstors, while saying "Whooaa")
 * Mechanic Pig: (looks at King Pig) You called, sire?
 * King Pig: Yes, my young mechanic friend… (gets down from his throne) Come with me.
 * Mechanic Pig: Umm… Ok. (follows King Pig through the door to Prince Porky's room.) Why are you doing this for, your royal highness.
 * King Pig: Something I'd like to call, The Big Plan…
 * Mechanic Pig: Oooooh… Nice

Scene 2: The Big Plan

 * (Cuts to inside Prince Porky's room.)
 * Mechanic Pig: Wooooah… (walks, trips over, and falls onto an action figure) Ow! (gets up and continues walking) (sets up some dominos and knocks them down) Hehehe… (finds a toy gun on the ground) Hmm… this must be some sort of toy gun. (shoots a toy bullet out of it) Nice (Points the gun at his forehead) (accidentally shoots out another toy bullet) Hehehe… (gets it off).
 * King Pig: Mechanic Pig!
 * Mechanic Pig: Aaauurrggh (shoots toy bullets at King Pig)
 * King Pig: (moves out of the way) (bullets land on a dart board) Pay attention, pay all the attention you ever possessed on me.
 * Mechanic Pig: Ummm… Ok… (sits down on a pillow randomly lying on the floor) Go on…
 * King Pig: Ok, Mechanic Pig. It's time for you to know about The Big Plan. But first, I would like you to meet my loyal son, Prince Porky.
 * Prince Porky: (walks into the room) Yes father, Prince Porky is at your service.
 * King Pig: This is Mechanic Pig.
 * Prince Porky: Why, Hello, Mechanic Pig.
 * Mechanic Pig: Uhhh... Nice to meet you, Porky!
 * Prince Porky: That’s PRINCE Porky to you, friend!
 * King Pig: He called you friend! See, your getting to know each other really well! Now, Porky-
 * Prince Porky (interrupting King Pig): PRINCE Porky!
 * King Pig: Right, Prince Porky. Now, Prince Porky has came up with an excellent, amazing, foolproof, perfect plan to get those eggs that’s even better than ever! Oh, how he’ll make a great King some day!
 * Prince Porky: (smiles) Thank you father.
 * Chef Pig: (walks in the room) You know, he’ll probably make a better King than you, your highness.
 * Random Minion Pig: (appears on screen.) OOOOOHHHHH! BUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNN!! (everyone else stares at him.) Ok, I’ll (clears throat) leave! (walks off screen.)
 * Mechanic Pig: Ok… What's the plan, your royal grandness.
 * King Pig: Haha, the plan is simple… Prince Porky, show that loyal mechanic what amazing plan you came up with!
 * Prince Porky: Yes, my father (he pulls a chalkboard out of nowhere, on it are some drawings of the big plan.) Ok, so this one time, you made some carts that this one pig used to get to those eggs, but unfortunately, we ended up losing those eggs to the birds. (as he says this he points to different chalk drawings with his staff.)
 * Mechanic Pig: Uh huh… what about this unfortunate plan?
 * Prince Porky: Well, we may have failed, but I was thinking on IMPROVING this plan, by making some carts that are FASTER, and have more FANS (points to a drawing of a fan on the chalkboard with a staff) and FIREWORKS (points to a drawing of a firework on the chalkboard with a staff) and stuff like that, we could get all three eggs from the birds nest and come back here so quickly, that the birds won't be able to catch us!
 * Mechanic Pig: Uh huh! Uh huh!
 * Prince Porky: So here’s the plan… You build five karts and find five pigs up for the job of riding these five karts!
 * Mechanic Pig: Uh huh! Then what?!
 * Prince Porky: Then the race… is on…
 * Mechanic Pig: Great idea! Porky!
 * Prince Porky: PRINCE PORKY!
 * Mechanic Pig: Right, Right, PRINCE Porky, Also, I already know the first pig who’d be right for the job!
 * Prince Porky: And who on the island would that be?
 * Mechanic Pig: Why, it would be my old friend Freckles, of course! Who else would it be? He’s the one whose done and accomplished all the missions involving karts in the first place, and I was there with him! (1 minute 30 second montage of Freckles accomplishing kart-related tasks, with Mechanic Pig watching)
 * Prince Porky: Ok, but he still need to find four more pigs for the job.
 * Mechanic Pig: Yes, Right!

Scene 3: Selecting The Pigs

 * (fades to a shot of the middle of pig city, with the words "The Next Day" at the bottom of the screen)
 * Prince Porky, Mechanic Pig, King Pig and Chef Pig: (stand on a stage in front of a sounder of thousands of minion pigs.)
 * Prince Porky: Hello, Everypiggy!
 * Sounder of Pigs: (cheering)
 * Prince Porky: I'm glad you all could make it, ladies and gentlemen. We've gathered you all here today to pick five pigs who will ride some really, really, REALLY fast karts to get to the eggs. We've already got one of these five pigs, and that is… FRECKLES!
 * Freckles: (goes to the stage) Thank you…
 * Prince Porky: However, we need four others, if you don't want to volunteer, raise your hand.
 * Uninterested pigs from the sounder: (raise hands)
 * Oinky Snouterson (from the sounder): Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, pick me!
 * Prince Porky: Well, since your the first volunteer, I will pick you.
 * Oinky: Yay!
 * Prince Porky: I like his optimism.
 * Cerdan: (faint painting)
 * Prince Porky: Huh?
 * Cerdan: (quickly runs into the crowd.) I'm sorry if I'm late, I just heard the news! Is it okay you pick me?
 * Prince Porky: Another volunteer! Umm… Why of course you can.
 * Cerdan: (Excited sound effect)
 * Cerdan and Oinky: (run onto the stage.)
 * Prince Porky: Three down, two to go!
 * (Corporal pig is heard running)
 * Prince Porky: What is that?
 * Corporal Pig: (gets on stage)
 * Prince Porky: (turns around) Why hello, Corporal Pig.
 * Corporal Pig: Hi, Umm… Prince Porky, may I interest you in a suggestion I created?
 * Prince Porky: Well… Since you called me PRINCE Porky, then yes!
 * Bob: (gets on stage and stands next to Corporal Pig)
 * Corporal Pig: This here is Robert, or as his friends like to call him, Bob.
 * Bob: Hey.
 * Prince Porky: Who is this "Bob"
 * Corporal Pig: Bob is one of my strongest and most prepared soldiers! I think he’d be up for the job as he is a tough, hardworking, loyal pig who never gives up!
 * Prince Porky: Sounds good! Let's see what he can do! Okay, Bob, give me what you got.
 * Bob: (stares at Prince Porky for five seconds, and punches him afterwards)
 * Prince Porky: Oww… my face (falls) Uhhh… Welcome aboard the team, Bob!
 * Bob: Thanks (goes to the other side of the stage in between Freckles and Oinky)
 * Prince Porky: (gets up) Nice, a fourth pig, now we just need one more volunteer (Calling to the audience) Who wants to go (looks out from the front of the stage to find that all 7000 minion pigs in the crowd have left)
 * Prince Porky: Well, this a problem… Oh well, 4 IS pretty good.
 * Pig Guard #1: Wait!
 * Prince Porky: Huh, Who was that?!
 * (Pig Guards 1 and 2 appear on screen and get on stage carrying Piggy McCool.)
 * Piggy McCool: Let go of me!
 * Pig Guard #2: Zip it, McCool
 * Piggy McCool: Okay.
 * Pig Guard #1: PRINCE PORKY!
 * Prince Porky: The guards! I mean, hi!
 * Pig Guard #2: Greetings, Prince Porky, we must discuss something to you.
 * Prince Porky: What is it, and who is that pig your holding?
 * Pig Guard #2: That's what we wanted to discuss to you. This here is Piggy McCool. We decided to make him be a part of this as punishment for supporting those filthy birds!
 * Prince Porky: Well, this isn't really a punishment, but more of a quest.
 * Pig Guard #1: Will he get hurt doing it?
 * Prince Porky: Maybe, but it depends.
 * Pig Guard #2: Well if you put him in the most rough, the most painful, the most torturous kart you can build, put him in this "quest".
 * Prince Porky: Well, good! In fact, we were just looking for a 5th pig to ride these karts!
 * Pig Guard #1: Perfect!
 * Pig Guards 1 & 2: (drop Piggy McCool on the stage next to the other pigs and then leave.)
 * Piggy McCool: Ow! (gets up) Uh.. Hi porky. It has been a while, I mean, it's nice to meet yo-
 * Prince Porky (interrupting): PRINCE porky! Anyway, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5! Now that we have all five pigs up for the job, we can now begin training!
 * Freckles, Oinky, Cerdan, Bob, and Piggy McCool: Yes, Prince Porky!
 * Prince Porky: Good, now, we must start training. Follow me, and...
 * Zachary: Not so fast!
 * Prince Porky: Zacha-who now!
 * Zachary (appears out of thin air) I am Zachary,the legendary Electro-pig. If you want to get the eggs, I'm your best shot.
 * Freckles, Oinky, Cerdan, Bob, and Piggy McCool: Um...okay? (follow Prince Porky)
 * Prince Porky: I guess we have six pigs. Let's go.

Scene 4: Training

 * (The Pigs are scene in the training room of King Pig's Castle.)
 * Prince Porky: Okay, everypiggy! Welcome to the training grounds of King Pig's Castle, as you may expect, we will be preparing for the big race, now, are any of you prepared for the race?
 * Freckles: Pffft… prepared, of course.
 * Prince Porky: You are?
 * Freckles: Why yes, I was prepared since the very dawn of time, with the determination that I possess today passed down from my ancestors, for example, my great-great grandfather opened a newspaper store, my great-great-GREAT grandfather invented a delicious soda recipe, my great-great-great-GREAT grandfather became sheriff of Wild Western Pig City, And I think my great-great-great-great-GREAT grandfather was a poet, probably, but they were all determined, I rest… My case.
 * Prince Porky: (pauses) (claps)
 * Prince Porky, Oinky, Cerdan, Bob, and Piggy McCool: (clap)
 * Prince Porky: Anyone ELSE prepared.
 * Oinky, Cerdan, Bob, and Piggy McCool: Yes, Prince Porky!
 * Prince Porky: Good. now, before we start the race, Corporal Pig, Foreman Pig, Hambo, and Mechanic Pig, all those pigs, will train you so your all ready! Got it?
 * Freckles, Oinky, Cerdan, Bob, and Piggy McCool: (nod in agreement)
 * Prince Porky: Ok! (puts on sunglasses) Lets do this! TEAM OF PIG TRAINERS!
 * Corporal Pig, Foreman Pig, Hambo, and Mechanic Pig (Team of Pig Trainers): Yes Prince Porky?!
 * Prince Porky: Train them!
 * Corporal Pig, Foreman Pig, Hambo, and Mechanic Pig (Team of Pig Trainers): Yes sire!
 * (Cuts to 5 minute montage of the pigs training with help from Corporal Pig, Foreman Pig, Hambo and Mechanic Pig.)
 * (Screen cuts back to the training grounds, with Freckles, Oinky, Cerdan, Bob, and Piggy McCool sweating from exhaustion.)
 * Prince Porky: Ok, are we ready?
 * Freckles, Oinky, Cerdan, Bob, and Piggy McCool: Yes… (pass out from exhaustion)
 * Prince Porky: (sigh)

Scene 5: Vehicle Testing
More coming soon.
 * (Cuts to shot of Mechanic Pig's Workshop)
 * Mechanic Pig: (Hums to the Bad Piggies vehicle building music)
 * Prince Porky: What's shakin' bacon?
 * Mechanic Pig: Oh hi, I was just building a kart.
 * Prince Porky: Hmm... sounds interesting. Wait, what is that thing even capable of?
 * Mechanic Pig: What isn't this thing capable of? (whacks kart with a wrench.)
 * Kart: (engine starts)
 * Mechanic Pig: Pretty sweet, isn't it, Prince Porky.
 * Prince Porky: Umm...
 * Mechanic Pig: Buckle up.
 * Prince Porky: Uh... (gets picked up by a suction cup grappling hook) (falls off of suction cup grappling hook in which is now facing the ground) (falls into kart, while not wearing his hat) (his hat falls on his head) How do you start this thing again?
 * Mechanic Pig: You don't need to start that thing, it does all the driving for you.
 * Prince Porky: Hmm... that's pretty strange... I guess-
 * Kart: (Moves forward a few inches, all because it though Prince Porky said "gas")
 * Prince Porky: What was that all about?
 * Mechanic Pig: It's voice activated, it thought you told it to move forward.
 * Prince Porky: Well that's a turn of events.
 * Kart: (turns around 180 degrees)
 * Prince Porky: Huh, how come it only follows my commands?
 * Mechanic Pig: Because it's scanning you and your voice.
 * Prince Porky: Yeah... can you speed up the production of these things, I'm starting to like them.
 * Kart: (quickly goes around the workshop in circles)
 * Prince Porky: Aaaaaauurrgghh! How do you stop this thing, I need to go on my lunch break.
 * Kart: (stops circling Mechanic Pig's workshop)
 * Prince Porky: Okay, that was a bumpy ride. Mechanic Pig, cancel that order. Also, where on earth are the volunteers.
 * Mechanic Pig: Um... sure thing, and don't worry, I'll get them for you