Computerbirdy

"Once you've seen one, you've seen them all."

- Computerbirdy, on zombies Computerbirdy (Or CPB)is a mechanical bird which can resist high amounts of pressure, soak in a bunch of bullets, and use two grappling hooks similarly to how jar jar uses his tongue.

Appearance
She looks like a typical computer with a beak, blue eyes, and what seems to be wings. A vent is seen on her head in angry birds two.

Her movie appearance makes her box-chested, with 3-didgeted "hands", or wings. She has been known to have mechanical legs, just to fit the futuristic theme. She is actually seen wearing a sleeveless vest, unlike her other appearances. Her dual grappling hooks are seen in the pockets in her vest sometimes, which is never seen in her game appearances.

Abilities
Small arms fire resistance: She can soak in small-arms fire, such as minigun bullets, or dart pig attacks.

Pressure immunity: She cannot get crushed as easily as most birds. Even king pig cannot crush her!

Dual wielding: She can hold on two weapons at once, which explains why she can use the grapple ability twice.

In the toons, she seems to be able to hit the right spot, even without looking. This may hint that she has inhuman accuracy.

Strategy
This character has various uses, more than any typical "Jar Jar binks" bird, or things similar to that.

In certain angry birds games, multi-tapping the screen with two fingers makes her use both grappling hooks at once, giving her a greater leverage against certain blocks and pigs. However, most games don't let her do that.
 * Against faraway defenses: She can use her grappling hook to swing towards the defenses(if there's a rock floating around). Tap on the rock when she's close and she'll swing around. Tap anywhere again to make her disable it.


 * Against boss pigs: Her grappling hooks are used for more than hanging off rocks. She can grapple a pig and carry it with her off-screen.
 * Against heavy defenses: She cannot destroy defenses filled up with stone. Rely on other birds to destroy it.

Pairing strategies
When paired with other birds, she can be quite effective.
 * CPB -> Red: She can grapple the tough blocks away, which would let red hit the tower's weak spot.
 * Chuck -> CPB: Chuck could rush into any wood blocks in the way, letting CPB swing in and knock out the pig.
 * Terence -> CPB: Terence can ram into the defense. If there's any pigs left, then CPB should grapple one of the survivors and handle the rest if needed.

Backstory
On an island filled with zombies, there was a pig who wanted to spy on a bird. He was wandering around in his workshop, until he said "I got an IDEAH!" And gotten to work. His first three constructs were terrible. They all looked like cheap plastic. However, the fourth thing was a masterpeice: A computer droid, which imitates the look of a computer, but is a sentinent machine by it's own. He then ships it to a bird mechanic, who opens the box while killing zombies.

"That's odd, I didn't order this pile of junk" he says. He then deploys a sentry to handle the dead, and turns the computer on. "OH... nope... ain't a computer, but it's sure damn cute." The computer robot seems to have two eyes on it's screen, which look at the mechanic with adorable, yet lower grade eyes. "You know what? Yer gonna need some tuning. No, not the one that makes things awesome. The tuning that makes you closer to your spirit animal. Real closer." He then temproarly de-activates the machine, and applies some strange parts to it.

It looks strikingly similar to a F*ing bird.

He turns it on, and once it activates, it looks around, and looks in the mirror. "I'm... a bird..." it says with a young female voice. "I'm a bird. I'm a bird!" She starts celebrating. "WOO HOO! I CAN MOVE!" She gasps "I can talk! Oh... heh... look at these wings!" The mechanic looks at her proudly, then he hears something. "BRAAAAAINZ!" She then turns to the source of the noise. "What was that?" "Calm down Computer birdy" the mechanic says. "It's a Zombie, we see them every day" Computerbirdy then looks at a pair of grappling hooks. "Fine if I use those?" "Well heck, I don't use them! Go ahead, and go crazy with them!"

She swings onto the undead chicken, and searches for a boat at the docks. "Oh crud... Boat's full... ALL OF THOSE BOATS ARE FULL!" she notices that zombies are flooding the boats, so she makes a raft. "At least I'm safe"

Many years later, she starts getting hungry, thirsty, sick and tired on a raft. "Ugh... my stomach..." She then sees a fish swimming around in the water. "Hey little guy!" It quickly swims away. "Why am I hungry? Why am I thirsty? Why am I sick? And why am I tired!?" She asks to herself. She suddenly falls asleep.

After waking up, she notices a pig looking at her. "Look at what I found!" The pig says. More pigs come. "Is that a computer monitor?" Says a tiny pig. "No... it's a bird!" Says a fat pig. They all scramble, just to have a tiny pig walk up to her. "Hey! Are you ok?" She starts moaning. "Food... water... somerhing... please help me..." the piglet then gives her a slice of banana bread. "Hey. You can have this. Still fresh." She looks at the bread, stands upright, and eats it slowly. She then sighs. "Why are the other pigs afraid of me?" She asks.

The piglet then looks at computerbirdy. "Because you're a bird... we pigs don't get along with birds like you, which is how the war started. It just began with a decoy set up by Leonard, which then was brought to you birds wrecking our city. Most of us revolted..." the piglet then smiles. "But some of us still think that birds are wondourus creatures" computerbirdy then has a tear drip from her eye. "Awww..." the piglet walks away, but then looks at her. "Oh, if you want to talk, just call me." He smiles again, and computerbirdy smilee in return, and the pig leaves.

Once she got to a campsite, she notices something odd about the camp. A shadow is seen beating up a pig! "DON'T YOU STEAL OUR F*CKING EGGS!" the shadow screams. Computerbirdy panics, but slowly gets closer. There's blood spilled all over the tent, in which a red bird is seen leaving with three eggs. "What in the f*ck is that thing?" Red says. Computerbirdy then says "I'm just another bird. Just came here by a raft." Red then tilts his head in confusion. "Oh...kay then..." He slowly wanders off. "Hey! Can you bring me with you?" Computerbirdy asks. Red sighs, then says. "Fine."

At the nest, red is seen putting the eggs back in the nest, with the rest of the flock suddenly examining computerbirdy. "HEY! No need to look at me, ok?" They then ask questions to her. "How are you even like that?" Stella asks. "Do you have a devastating attack?" Questions bomb. Terence groans. "Do you like my new banjo? Made it myself!" Says Hal.

Today, she hangs with the birds, guards the eggs, and wrangles pigs. She also has a special job that red set up: keep an eye on every possible route the pigs will take. She uses her grappling hooks from above so the pigs won't see her. The little piglet that helped revitalize her does come from time to time just to talk with her, and mostly her. She does go to chef pig sometimes to Duke it with King pig, but it usually fails.

Trivia

 * She is based off of an older creation yoshipea made: "Computerlilly".
 * This character uses an upgraded version of grapple, an ability introduced in angry birds star wars 2.
 * This character, unlike others, has no known relatives.
 * The only way a pig can defeat her is through explosives, or non-bullet weaponry.
 * She's friends with chef pig because they both want to get rid of king pig. However, she also wants to protect the eggs. Because of this, she tries to make Chef Pig forget about the eggs.
 * A young piglet will sometimes accompany her when trying to take back the eggs from the pigs. Don't worry, he's friendly.
 * Her gaining the same needs as a normal bird may explain her claiming that she is a real bird.
 * Despite her appearance, She is not a real Computer, and as such, is as intelligent as an ordinary bird.
 * Morbidly enough, she can be drenched in water, and not explode.
 * Either she's waterproof, or someone accidentally dropped a wad of flesh into her mechanical body.