Thread:PersonThatDrinksJuice/@comment-36107211-20191128112228/@comment-36107211-20191128143143

Me: Don't you understand? Turkeys are still birds. We could eat other things, like chi-

Matilda: No! I will not tolerate cannibalism!

Me: Ok, maybe some good old roast du-

Mallard: Aaah!(Runs away)

Me: Let's just eat beef. (Facepalms)