User blog:ComboLuigi2000/A random TAWOG Script

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 * [Matilda is sitting in the cafeteria when Gestro sits next to her, puts his fork into a piece of chicken and eats it]
 * Gestro: Mmmm! Tasty!
 * Combo: Hey Matilda, my number one chicken! How's it hangin'?
 * Matilda: Hmph! [Picks up his food tray and walks away]
 * Gestro: What's wrong with her?
 * Combo: Isn't it obvious?
 * Gestro: Umm...nope.
 * Combo: Dude. You're eating chicken! In front of Matilda! The chicken!
 * Gestro: [Gasps so hard that he sucks up the food in the cafeteria including a chicken, and then spits it out] That's it! If it upsets Matilda, I'm never gonna eat chicken again. There are plenty of other foods I like. I'll just eat those. I'll go ask for some nuggets.
 * Combo: Uh, those are chicken, too. What did you think nuggets were made of?
 * Gestro: I dunno.
 * [Just as Gestro takes a piece of fried chicken out of a bucket, Combo rips the bottom of the bucket and snatches the fried chicken]
 * Gestro: Huh?
 * Combo: Also chicken.