Thread:Yoshipea/@comment-37966578-20191121033530/@comment-37595749-20191127214312

Me: Dang Fishy boopkins.

(Suddenly, Bowser appears)

Bowser: Well, I may have to say something...

Me: Spit it out.

Bowser: Not only did I kidnap the lake guardians that one time to defeat Mario, but I also had taken things too far after that...

Me: And?

Bowser: ...And I was responsible for unleashing the true Singularity and Galaxy Pokemon.

Me: WHAT THE HECK!? (Looks up at the sky)

Lightie: Wait, aren't we...

Darkie: We're just duplicated from...

Lightie: STOP SAYING WE'RE DUPLACATES OF THE LAKE GUARDIANS! WE'RE CLONED FROM A PAIR OF FOSSILS!

Me: Darkie in denial.