Thread:Yoshipea/@comment-36107211-20190921061000/@comment-37595749-20191012152229

Me: Time to call in someone I know!

Princess peach: Weart.

Wario: Pshaw. I know what poke man that is.

Mespirit: huh?

Waluigi: It's a Guy-ard-bros!

Wario: Nah. It's a Feed-bass.

Waluigi: Kada-bruh?

Mespirit: Uhhh...

Wario: I got it!

Waluigi: Oh yeah?

Wario: LET'S WATCH THE GOLDEN COMPASS WITH IT!

Waluigi: YEAH!

Mespirit: ...uh...

Wario: Let's a go watch TEH GOLDEEN COMPASS, little critter.

(Suddenly, the Mespirit has the urge to come to Luigi, and leaves)

Wario: Ok. Let's put in the... WAH! Dang it.

Waluigi: I get it now. It's a me-Spurrit.

Wario: So I was hanging out... WITH A GHOST!?

Waluigi: No. It's a legendary psychic.

Wario: WE GOT A RUNNER! Aw well. Let's watch the golden compass.

Waluigi: YEAH!

(What in the literal heck did I just put that thing through?)