Don't jump[]
(Piggy is the top of a building, strong winds)
Ross: Oink! don't jump (pulls out video camera) ok, now jump
*Funky music and title screen*
Piece[]
Pig 1: You want a piece of me?!
Pig 2: Oink!
(Pig 1 takes off a piece of his green body)
Pig 2: Thanks!
(Pig 2 walks away)
Draw[]
Matilda: Hey kids! Who's ready to draw?
Kids: Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
Matilda: Okay then...
(Matilda pulls out pig gun)
Matilda: Draw!
(gunfire)
Hit the apple[]
Sam: Okay! Hit the apple!
(arrow hits the apple)
Sam: Yaaa-
(tree falls onto Sam)
Medication time[]
3D Pig 1: Hey! What time is it?!
3D Pig 2: It's medication time!
(Gulp + 3D Pigs turn back to normal + pop)
Pig 2: This is better.
Basketball[]
KP: Haha! Chase me, Susie! Chase me!
(Car Horn + Splat)
KP: *deep voice* ??????
Snake arms[]
Matilda: Heeey... I'm not like OTHER girls... I have... SNAKE ARMS.
(exposes snake arms to funkier music)
Balloon Pig[]
Helmet Pig: I'm sorry, Balloon Pig, but I'm gonna have to let you go.
Balloon Pig: ok! (Zooms out, and Balloon Pig is revealed to be a balloon and floats away)
Near or Far[]
Near Pig: (points away) Is this you?
Far Pig: Yes!
Near Pig: Hello!
Far Pig: Hiii!
Trains[]
Pig 1: Hey, here comes that train pig!
I Like Trains Piglet: (Offscreen) I like trains...
*both are hit by a train +splat + train horn*
Fly[]
Piglet: I wish I could fly!
Genie: (snaps) Your wish is granted! (Magical sparkles)
Piglet: Yaaay! (Jumps up and hits the ceiling + splat)
Sheep (1)[]
Sheep #1: Beep beep, I'm a sheep! I said beep beep, I'm a sheep!
*baaaaaaaaaaaa*
You know what I hate? []
Pig 1: You know what I hate? Birds!
Pig 2: Oh oink! Here comes one now!
Stella: (giggling) (chasing pig 1 and pig 2) I'm gonna getcha!
Cannonball[]
Diver: (jumps) Cannonball... (Keeps flying and eventually hits a pirate ship, whooshing winds)
Pirate: Yarrr! (Ship sinks + explosion)
Sheep (2)[]
Remix Sheep: (extremely funky music) Beep beep, I'm a sheep! I said beep beep, I'm a sheep. (x2)
Piglet[]
Happy Father: My piglet! This is the happiest day of my Life!
Lady: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
(Happy Father accidently drops the piglet to clap his hands, piglet splatter+ clap clap)
Lemons[]
(two women appear, one opens her mouth real wide and someone is inside of there)
Goggles Pig: Have you seen my lemons? I want my lemons.
Not fat[]
Fat Pig: I don't wanna be fat anymore... (pulls up a gun while crying, eats the gun)
Sheep (3)[]
Skateboarding Cow: Meow meow, I'm a cow. I said meow meow I'm a-
Pig: No!!!