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HOLY FUK HES GONA EET US ALL RUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PART 1 OFF POWER
PARD 2 OF POWRE
GODLY SWOARD
Devil Brd is a red burd cirupted by evil peggy withh zombie fluids tat made him zomby and devil and syatn. so now he evl and he goinnes kil berdes abd heits ecrytin. so hi gin die evry1 in 20 second. he has zomba powtres likke nukes, nukes, nukes, zombie bites, lizards, eye beams, and hee has a swoard that is realy hard and is good at goimg in thingz. it is aloso onn bfire and is relley stronk. he was bateld by ass ketchup foir resna ujnnnn. soi he is sastan power, he flue and is niawa sasa stwonk ass imty egga. heis enemes arr) Mario, luigi. sonic,red. matilar, boim ,bubzliz,magic school bus, pigs, cuc, and mastrr chef,. but he jikikikil massstrrer chaif and tok his poars, and he upgrsdesd him with guns and guns and guns. ALLys/ crackhead bird, mario, mighty egle, shafoe, shazam, nd BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.. ,. . hoe aloso was involvd in evryt angery ubv gamm because jet fuel cant m,elt steeel beams.
ULTIMAET FOORM
DEMNE BUIRD GOIT powre rhat made him powerfull by colecting the 8 chaos emeralds and now he is a interdimensional giod hellbent on destroying every unnivears ever. it got eaven moar spoopy and it now has mor power.
oH GOD IT FOUND US