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Insanely Blind is the first episode of the Angry Birds: The TV Show.

Plot[]

Red is walking through the forest at night. Red smiles, saying that it was cold so he didn't have to sweat. He then says that it is getting dark and that he should light a match. He then lights a match on fire, but then it starts to burn an the whole forest is on fire, Red states, "Wow, that escalated quickly." He then runs for an exit but it blocks. Then his eyes light on gasoline and he screams, jumping everywhere.

After that, Red sees nothing, and then Matilda and Hal are seen with Red, claiming that he had nearly died in the fire. Red then states he can't see, then Hal thinks he is kidding, pulling out pictures of his fake injuries, consisting of a broken tail, crippled, and deaf. Than Matilda claims that it seems real, because he was bumping into a tree several times. Then Hal states that Red had done that trick before in first grade.

Two pigs then come by, but then Red is sleeping during the time. The pig decides to see if it's fake, so he shakes Red. Red, thinking it's Bomb, calls out for Bomb, so the pigs imitate Bomb's voice. Red, immeadiately knowing that it's a pig, slams the pig over the crevice. Then the second pig runs but then bumps into Terrence, and falls down the cliff as well.

Talking to Chuck, Red states how it "sucks" to be blind and that he wanted his sight back. Chuck, being stupid, states that he should take the blindfold off. After that, Red's eyes burn and he screams, then puts the blindfold back on. Then he calls Chuck by the "b" word.

As he takes care of the eggs, Red is accidently turned around in the wrong way, facing a skunk. He thinks the eggs hatched because he could feel fur, so he runs to Chuck, but he slams into a tree. Then, the skunk sprays fart on Red. Then he falls over the edge of a cliff and lands into a glass door. By the time Red reaches Chuck, he is bloody and smelly, so Chuck thinks Red is a monster. He screams and runs from him, but then too falls from a cliff. Then from below, Chuck states he can't see, and Red gets excited. But then Chuck says he was just closing his eyes, and that he could see.

At night, Red is furious about the blindfold, and he rips it out only to find out that he had cured already. Then he just curses, and blames Chuck for bad timing, since, as Red says in the end, has to go to Blue Jay's concert at school.

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