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They took my own freaking life away from me, so I'm not holding back!
— Io, wanting everything back from the pigs.

Some pigs may have laughed at his name, and the birds may have grieved, but that's all going to change. Io is a bird(?) Who can fly through most blocks, an ability that 2 pork side characters use, and the ability to cause one explosion where tapped.

He can be used to fly through rather tough defenses, and take care of previously unreachable pigs. This may lead to a poorly built defense to become devastated.

Backstory[]

Back then, he had a more simple life. He simply guarded an egg that would soon be a sibling of his.

He may have had some fun with silver after she escaped from the pig's city(remember how she was kidnapped?), like some small games of tag here and there. But one day... It all changed...

He was relaxing as usual, wondering why he can cause explosions, until one pig asked him "Where did you come from? Jupiter?". He ignored the pig, thinking to himself that it's just as waste of his time. However, the pig then (morbidly)asked "You wanna see our next creation?". He simply responded with a "no".

The pig swiftly pulled out a bag and took Io away from his home.

He was being kidnapped.

Later, he confronted king pig, who was busy eating a sack of doughnuts. He was freed from his bag jail, but he's about to see worse. King pig yelled at him "YOU THINK BAG BEGINNING? ME THINK NOT!". Io quickly objected "Hey, if you and your insolent f*cking swine are going to toss me into increasingly larger jails, then you haven't seen me when I get angry".

Corpral pig then looks at him, gets a bit ticked off, then pulls out a knife. Io isn't scared a bit by it, so the minion pig bags him up again.

When they brought him to a machine of sorts, they put him down and unbagged him. Io starts rebelling "You listen here 'porkchops'! I ain't going through this thing"! He then faces corpral pig's blade, dripping blood n' all. "Get in there, you son of a b*tch"! Io slowly backs up, just to get shoved by a helmet pig.

Io then protests "You're going to kill a bird? Heh... I've murdered more pigs than you think, and ya gonna retaliate like this? You're all drunk"! Foreman pig then forcefully yells at him. "You gotta have to get killed coward! If you gonna keep your birds alive, then you gotta have to DIE COWARD"! The machine starts whirring.

King pig and corpral pig both whisper, just to suddenly agree on killing him. Corpral pig grabs his sword, and mockingly speaks to Io. "Asta la vista... B*tch"! Then... He has him with his blade, killing the bird. The dead body then dematerializes into thin air. "Heh, they won't see him again" corpral pig states.

After a long while, he wakes up. But how? Why is he still alive? He's dead, but still able to see things. "How in the f*ck"? He walks out of the machine, and picks up the sword that was stabbed into him.

He starts glitching.

"What t-the... How?" He stutters. Suddenly, a minion pig sees him. "HE DIDN'T DIE"! Corpral pig rushes towards the pig and screams "F*CKING B*TCHES! YOU ALL ARE... oh... You're just seeing things."

The minion pig explodes violently.

"Aw *ss" corpral pig says as he sees the explosion. "What did you just do to me?" Says Io. Corpral illogicaly swings his hammer, just to realize that he's not solid. "As F*CK to him!" Io manages to escape.

When he came back to the flock, nobody recognized him. "This is an even bigger waste of my time" he stated, once he realizes that he is barely recognizable. He walks away for a few seconds, then looks back at the flock with a dirty look. Suddenly, silver's memories with him start kicking in.

She rushed towards her semi-solid brother in excitement, just to suddenly... crash right into him!

"You're back!" She yells as she sits on top of her brother. He doesn't speak, and instead has a breath of relief. "Where were you?" She asks. "Kinda hard to explain" Io responds. The rest of the flock look at Io and silver, and start getting a bit confused. "What in the f*ck?" Red says nervously. "He smells like blown up pork" Jim states. Matilda looks away as chuck barfs, and bomb just stares at the two with his mouth slightly open.

"I can't believe you're back." Silver says. "Yeah, but what about them?" Io states. "They've probably never met you before." "Even after that time they spied on me as I blew up pigs with my strange powers?" Red gasps, and the rest follow, except for silver. "You were that kid who blew up those towers without even moving!" Bomb says, supprised.

After a year, they've noticed that he flew through a fort like a ghost, blew it up with his mind powers, and body slammed another fort. They even noticed a pig violently blowing up after he found the eggs. "The exploding pig's normal, coming from him" Stella says. "But him flying straight through walls?" "He was tested on" Unknown says. The other birds gasped. "He came from the same castle I escaped from, where a bunch of mutants are being held." "But how can he fly through walls?" Says Hal. Unknown responds "I saw this strange machine in a corridor. A pig died in that thing, and suddenly re-appeared as a glitchy being that looked just like his normal form!"

Io suddenly appears behind Unknown and materializes. "So I guess I wasn't the first to be kidnapped." The birds panic after his statement. Unknown then says "How did you even... figure that out?" "I just heard your conversation and noticed you saying that you escaped before I did." Io responds. Unknown then looks at Io, smiles, then speaks."I guess we have something in common. The pigs took us, they changed us, and escaped before they could turn us into bio-weapons" Io nods, and responds. "Well, I guess this is over now?" Red then speaks "Yes. This is over. Oh, By the way, don't let the pigs get in the way of you two, ok?" Both Io and unknown nod, and they leave.

Appearances[]

N/A

Trivia[]

  • He is named after one of Jupiter's moons, Io.
  • His appearance and hologram-based ability references, and originated from The Matrix.
  • A costume is planned for him, which makes him look like Darth Sidious from Star Wars.
  • His backstory is somehow similar to Unknown's.