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Pete (also known as Pete "CL" Emerson) is a bird that likes to wear suits and view Twitter for at least 6 hours a day. He is not associated from any of the Angry Bird games... however, he does play Angry Birds 2 and Angry Birds Fight, (rest in pieces ). He also likes to be near animals. He is very intelligent and quick, but lacks in some fields of strength and he is colorblind. [Size: Medium]
Backstory:[]
As a baby chick, Pete was born on May 25th, 2000 in Pollos, España and has been raised there ever since 2010, until he moved to the United States to confront Gaben about the release of Half Life 3.
One night (10:25 P.M btw) in a College Dorm Room, scrolling through Twitter, Pete was checking his feed when all the sudden, he finds a kpoop Stan accounts that tweeted a fan cam in his replies. Not knowing to Pete, his auto play is still on and volume at 66 plus the earrape of the video, he woke his roommates and they teamed up to destroy his MacBook. Pete was angry and confused why someone would post a fan cam in his feed and wasn’t too happy for it. So to this day, you can see him on Twitter fighting the Stan accounts and cancel culture over his broken MacBook ~~mainly on his iPhone 6s nowadays~~. He is usually assisted by Piggy McCursed, Mechanic Pig and iiHydro Blast!! (Baguette Bird, image here)
iiHydro-Blast!! (Baguette Bird) is an Australian bird that has a passion for French culture. He assists Pete in the Kpop battle with his expired Breb st!cks™ Also friends with Piggy McCursed and Mechanic Pig.
Abilities:[]
Hack:[]
This hack goes to the cellphone of any user in a 1 Kilometer radius. This can track their location, identity, crEdit cArd, and even search history to Pete
(Weakness: This ability does not work when a person is farther than 1 km away and it can only be used when Pete’s phone is at higher than 80%)
#overparty:[]
Cancel Culture strikes again with this one! Destroys a person’s reputation and keeps their phone ringing (so person can be found or causes a distraction for another person)
(Weakness: This can only work once every week (In the RP) and if Pete does it too may times, it can backfire on him.)
Twitter Forcefield:[]
This ability can shield Pete from any oncoming attacks!
(Weakness: It only lasts for 10 seconds and takes 30 seconds to recharge)
Where you can find him today:[]
Nowadays, you can find Pete on twitter fighting the K-pop Stan accounts at his twitter account here. He is in need for new supporters to finally cancel them once and for all!!!! (Oh, also to get vengeance on his 2012 MacBook Air)
Gallery:[]
Trivia:[]
- Did you know that the "C.L" is an acronym for "Chicken Lover"? That's because he also likes chickens! (Because he is one)
- Pollos, Espana actually exists with its 780 persons population according to Spain's 2004 census (INE)
- Pete doesn't just go after Kpop stans you know, occasionally he also goes after Dream stans, Pokimane stans and any other group that contains stans on Twitter.
- He refuses to get rid of his iPhone 6s because the newer iPhones don't have headphone jacks, so with his 11 Pro, he also has a 6s just to listen to music from.
- Since he is from Spain, he can speak both English and Spanish! (What a suprise.. am I right?)
- Pete can surprisingly play the Violin! ~~but not well~~












