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Pigtonia

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Founded

July 21st, 1977

Government Type

Constitutional Republic

Economy Type

Capitalist Free Market

Languages

Pigtonian (mostly civilized snorts and grunts)

Religion

Atheism

Current President

George Porkhouser (until 2016)

Capital

District of Pigtonia (DP)

Demonym

Pigtonian (official), Piggy (traditional)

Anthem

The March to Freedom by Harold Baconheimer

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Pigtonia, officially the Republic of Pigtonia, is a country on Earth inhabited by Pigs. It is 500 miles off the coast of North Carolina, near Birdland and the Island of Eggsus, where the Sacred Eggs are stored, along with the Eternal Flame. It is composed of 9 provinces and one federal district. Its culture is much like the US's. It has a population of 5,643,458.

Provinces[]

These are all the provinces of Pigtonia, listed in alphabetical order.

Alahama[]

  • Number to Enter Union: 4
  • Population: 284,400

Birsona[]

  • Number to Enter Union: 9
  • Population: 989,423

Calteno[]

  • Number to Enter Union: 7
  • Population: 547,800

Gorgeni[]

  • Number to Enter Union: 3
  • Population: 703,000

Jujube[]

  • Number to Enter Union: 5
  • Population: 1,098,000

Linthinicum[]

  • Number to Enter Union: 6
  • Population: 768,203

Marconali[]

  • Number to Enter Union: 2
  • Population: 234,987

Pinusen[]

  • Number to Enter Union: 8
  • Population: 450,213

Swintona[]

  • Number to Enter Union: 1
  • Population: 567,432

District of Pigtonia[]

  • Proclaimed as Capital: September 8th, 1977
  • Population: 0 (used for federal purposes only)

History[]

In 1945, on a farm in New Mexico, a man named Robert Oppenheimer was experimenting with 500 pigs, 250 male and 250 female. He wanted to give them a greater intelligence than they had currently. He built a machine that could make anything smarter in an instant. But, it didn't work at first. The first time he fired it, it made them green. The second time he fired it, it made them perfectly round. But the third time, it made them extremely intelligent. They learned to speak English, gave themselves names, and even learned to read and write! They appreciated the generousness of Mr. Oppenheimer, but those days ended when he decided to eat them. A young pig named Harold Baconheimer grabbed the fork he was using and stabbed him in the throat. They then escaped to a large island in the Atlantic.

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