Poached Eggs/Transcript

• Red: Aaah! The eggs are gone.
• King Pig: (Laughs like an evil villain)
• Jim: Who are you?
• King Pig: Why, I am King pig, commander of the pig army!
• All the pigs appear.
• Matilda: ATTACK!
• Red: Corporal Pig die!
• Corporal Pig: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
• POP!
• Ground shakes
• Fat Pig: MOAR CAKE!!!!
• Bomb: He needs to go on a diet!
• All birds laugh
• Fat Pig: GRRRR! ME NO FAT!
• King Pig: Take the eggs!
• Foreman Pig: Yes sir!
• Chuck: Pull!!!
• Red: Die pigs!
• Small, Medium, and Large Pig all pop
• Terence: Ruff ruff! (We have one egg!)
• Moustache Pig: Here you go, Fat Pig.
• Hal: RAAAAHHH!
• Moustache Pig: What?
• Moustache Pig pops
• Hal: We have the second egg!
• King Pig: You destroyed my piggies!
• King and Fat Pig run away
• Chuck: Darn it!
• French Narrator: Oh no! What will the birds do?
• Commercial break
• French Narrator: At the Piggy Palace...
• Minion Pigs: COOK! COOK! COOK! COOK! COOK!
• King Pig: Attention! We have taken the eggs and defeated the birds. And so here we are now, and we will have our lunch!
• Minion  Pigs: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
• Corporal Pig: Lower them!
• BOOM!
• Piggy Palace blows up.
• Red: We got the eggs!
• All birds: YAAAY!
• Birds leave except Jim
• Jim: PHHHHHHHT!
• Jim leaves and screen fades to credits